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A 23-year-old Norwegian guy thinks Charlie Sheen may be his father.

Certainly not unreasonable, based on the circumstances he explains.

His theory has gone viral, too, thanks to this hilarious Reddit photo:

Charlie Sheen Secret Son Photo

The picture really speaks for itself, but a few things do stand out:

  1. His English is great, save for his spelling of "stewardess."
  2. He's not a fan of his "dad's" show Anger Management.
  3. He certainly knows how to spread his message.
  4. He really does look like a younger Charlie.
  5. Would anyone be at all surprised?!

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Apparently Lindsay Lohan is rejecting Charlie Sheen's overtures in regard to becoming a mentor for her, and wishes he'd just shut up about her life.

While she appreciates everything Sheen has done for her - namely that $100,000 check - she would never take advice from him as any sort of mentor.

  • Lindsay Lohan is a Hot Mess
  • Surprised Sheen

Lohan supposedly knows her life is "out of control," but doesn't buy his claim that he's the one who can help her because he's been down that road.

In a recent interview, Sheen said he can save her and that he can be the mentor his troubled Scary Movie 5 co-star desperately needs right now.

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Charlie Sheen wants to save Lindsay Lohan.

No for real, he wants to step in and help the spiraling train wreck, and says he's got both the credentials and credibility to make a difference in her life.

  • Charlie Sheen on The Tonight Show
  • Lindsay Lohan is Messed Up

Sheen says he may be her best shot, too. The actor tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not."

"She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."

"If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."

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Lindsay Lohan has been cast as a love interest for Charlie Sheen on his FX hit Anger Management. The actress will play herself in an episode of the show.

Lohan will reportedly engage in a romantic relationship with Sheen’s character after becoming his therapy patient, which is hilarious for two reasons:

  • Charlie and Lindsay worked together on Scary Movie 5, during which she was reportedly repulsed by sharing a love scene with him.
  • Sheen reportedly gave the cash-strapped star A HUNDRED GRAND to help with her massive tax problems, and she never even said thanks.

“I’m still waiting for a text to say, ‘Thank you.’ Anything, you know?” Charlie later said of his six-figure attempt to "pay it forward" to his co-star.

Nothing says thanks like a ratings boost?

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Charlie Sheen has recorded a video message in which he pleads with Christopher Dorner to come to his senses.

The ex-LAPD officer - who is accused of killing three people and is at the center of a man hunt throughout Los Angeles - wrote a rambling manifesto on Facebook this month in which he gushes over a variety of celebrities, including Sheen.

Dorner refers to the actor as "effin awesome."

Charlie Sheen Smiles

Now, in hopes of bringing this situation to a close, Sheen has reached out to the murder suspect and said:

"You mentioned me in your manifesto, so thank you for your kind words. I am urging you to call me. Let's figure out together how to end this thing."

Let's all hope the warlock can work some magic in this frightening case.

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Note to Lance Armstrong: This is a new low for you.

Forget admitting to Oprah Winfrey that you are a lying cheat. Forget breaking that same news to your 13-year old won.

Charlie Sheen - yes, that Charlie Sheen - thinks you are a "creepy douche."

Those were the words Sheen used to described the disgraced cyclist during an appearance on The Tonight Show yesterday, although he seemed more upset that Armstrong blew him off in person awhile back than that whole performance-enhancing drugs thing.

Watch Sheen explain now:

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In an interview with CNN's Piers Morgan last night, Charlie Sheen said he favors stricter gun laws despite being a former weapons enthusiast and "collector."

His reason? "Because we're not supposed to bury our children," the actor said.

Referencing the Newtown, Conn., shooting the Anger Management star said:

"If anybody from the NRA wants to look any of those parents in the eyes from that school and tell them that guns are still necessary, then I urge them to, and see how that goes."

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Charlie Sheen made a startling announcement on The Late Show with David Letterman last night:

He's going to be a grandfather. YIKES!

Sheen's 28-year old daughter, Cassandra Jade Estevez, born to the actor's high school girlfriend, is expecting - and guess what, Sheen told the host:

"She's, like, married. Me as a grandfather, it's like the world's gonna crack in half. This is not a title I'm ready to adopt."

Speaking of crack... you really must watch the exchange above between Sheen (who is dating Georgia Jones) and Letterman.

And speaking of being a grandparent, Sheen joked that it's the best gig around "Cause you can leave the kid!"

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Charlie Sheen has a knack for random acts of kindness.

Not long after helping Lindsay Lohan with her tax burden, the actor has cut a check for $12,000 to the family of Chris Guerra, the photographer killed on New Year's Day in pursuit of a Justin Bieber story.

Chuck Sheen Pic

Insiders tell TMZ that Sheen is close with another paparazzi member who knew Guerra well and jumped into financial action when he heard the family was having trouble covering funeral costs.

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Charlie Sheen has a new porn star... errr, goddess.

Well, both.

Sources confirm to TMZ that the actor is now dating Georgia Jones, a 24-year old porn star whose resume includes such fare as Bad Girls Love Bound Boys, The Giggle Spot and Cuties in Captivity.

  • Georgia Jones Picture
  • Charles Sheen

The relationship is more serious, too, than Sheen's fling with his previous adult film friend, Bree Olson. Jones is actually living in Sheen's mansion and the two went public last week in Mexico.

Insiders say that while Sheen appreciated Olson's anal skills, Jones only does girl-on-girl movies, which appeals to the male star.

That's how most of us judge our girlfriends, right?

Charlie Sheen Biography

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Full Name
Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen
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