Charlie Sheen to Donald Trump: Let Me Be Your Running Mate!
Tiger blood, meet wolverine toupee!
Just weeks after (accurately) describing Donald Trump as a "shame pile of idiocy," Charlie Sheen has declared that he'd like to assist the Donald's efforts to turn the movie Idiocracy into a chilling portrayal of things to come by joining Trump's presidential campaign as his running mate.
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Charlie Sheen Slams Denise Richards as "Evil Terrorist"
It's been far too long since we've been treated to a Charlie Sheen rant, hasn't it?
Fortunate, the actor came through with flying, epically hilarious colors over the weekend, taking extreme aim at ex-wife Denise Richards.
Charlie Sheen: Hospitalized as Result of "Non-Stop Binge"?
Earlier today, we reported that Charlie Sheen was rushed to the hospital under rather mysterious circumstances late last night.
His team chalked it up to food poisoning, but many fans became suspicious after noticing that Sheen had been acting erratically on social media in the days leading up to his health scare.
Charlie Sheen Rushed to Hospital After Suspicious Tweet
We've all been there: You're enjoying a few adult beverages and you decide to hit social media to let the world know your true feelings about everything from your triflin' baby mama to the infield fly rule.
Unfortunately, when you're Charlie Sheen and you have 11 million Twitter followers, it's not just your confused Aunt Edna who wishes she could click the "dislike" button on your late night ramblings.
Brett Rossi: Charlie Sheen Choked and Beat Me!
Last year, Charlie Sheen was briefly engaged to porn star Brett Rossi.
This is Charlie Sheen we're talking about, so naturally, the relationship didn't work out and the couple called it quits before making it to the altar.
Charlie Sheen: PISSED At Obama Over March Madness Bracket!
Charlie Sheen isn't exactly known for his laid back demeanor, but when he flies into one of his famous online tirades, there's usually some reason for it (even if it's a totally, batsh-t crazy reason).
Back in January, when Sheen attacked Kim Kardashian on Twitter, it was because he thought she denied some little girl an autograph. (It turned out he was wrong.)
Charlie Sheen Threatens Chuck Lorre in Epic Rant!
On last month's Two and a Half Men series finale, viewers were teased with the prospect of Charlie Sheen's return to the show.
Instead of delivering on that promise, producers opted to crush a Sheen look-alike with a falling piano in the sort of lame sight gag the insanely long-running sitcom had become known for in its later seasons.