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A desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua.

That's how Charlie Sheen describes Farrah Abraham in an epic rejection letter after she leaked their text messages from earlier in the week.

What's he rejecting her from, you ask? His company, life, the planet ... who knows honestly. But he clearly wants nothing to do with her AT ALL.

Here's what Sheen wrote to Farrah Abraham:

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hey, you desperate guzzler of stagnant douche agua;

I truly do not recall giving you permission to globally reveal any communication between us. congrats on surviving your lobotomy and an even bigger congratz on the recent attempt at porn.

your daughter must be so proud.

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Farrah Abraham really wants a play date with Charlie Sheen.

With their young kids, that is. Not one in which they jointly masturbate to her sex tape (though he would likely be game, let's be real).

She's been texting him, whatever her goal!

  • Charlie Sheen on FX Carpet
  • Farrah Abraham Bikini Photo

The newly-minted porn star first reached out to Sheen in May about a role on Anger Management, taking initiative and asking him out for coffee.

Sheen's response: "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma."

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Farrah Abraham has certainly, um, expanded her audience in recent months.

The Teen Mom-turned-porn star says she's been contacted by some major Hollywood A-listers since her adult film debut, including one non-surprising fan:

Charlie Sheen.

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  • A Smirking Sheen

“I think if I gave you some clues you would guess it," she says of her #1 fan.

"He has been married, he lives in LA, and he basically was like the main character of a show, then he left and they replaced him with Ashton Kutcher.”

“You can guess more but that’s a possible winner. And some other ones.”

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are at it once again.

With Mueller in The Betty Ford Center and Denise Richards looking after her four-year old twins, sources confirm to TMZ that she and Sheen are headed to court this morning because the actor believes his ex is using her kids for money.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller Photo

A quick refresher:

Mueller's latest stint in rehab stems from an incident last month in which she rambled about connections to the mafia and allegedly assaulted a male companion.

As a result, little Bob and Max were temporarily placed under Richards' care, with approval from Sheen.

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Charlie Sheen fully supports the Department of Children and Family Services' decision to remove his twin sons from their mother, Brooke Mueller.

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The twins were removed from Brooke's care late Thursday for undisclosed reasons, but officials apparently believed they were not safe in her care.

"Charlie fully supports the actions of the DCFS," Sheen's rep says.

The actor, who has been through this kind of thing before, "knows Max and Bob are in a safe, stable, loving environment with Denise and the boys' sisters."

That's a giant ouch, Brooke Mueller.

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Charlie Sheen's twin boys were removed from the home of their mother, Brooke Mueller last night, and are now staying with his other ex-wife, Denise Richards.

Officials decided Brooke's house was an "unsafe environment" for children.

  • Brooke Mueller on Oxygen
  • Surprised Sheen

It's not clear what prompted this, but L.A. County Department of Children and Family Services personnel arrived to Brooke Mueller's home with a warrant.

When they departed, Bob and Max, 4, left with them.

The kids are now with Denise Richards, the mother of Charlie's two young daughters, Sam and Lola. Denise has often helped Charlie in situations like this.

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Scary Movie 5 is not a spoof. It’s not even a comedy. It’s a mess of very vague references to mostly outdated cultural phenomena, sprinkled in between half-hearted and half-baked “gags.”

Genre spoof is supposed to expose the conventions of that genre in a clever way.

The original Scary Movie was successful because it came on the heels of a horror film Renaissance that began with the movie Scream (which, in itself was somewhat of a spoof, but, that’s okay).

Scary Movie 5 Poster

Scary Movie had a reason to exist. It had something to say.

Mainly, “Boy, there sure are a lot of horror movies copying Scream these days.”

But what is Scary Movie 5 saying? I sat through it, and I couldn’t tell you.

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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are nothing if not self-aware.

In a new clip from Scary Movie 5, due out next weekend, the disastrous duo makes jokes at their own expense, from her "low profile" to his sex tapes.

LiLo even takes aim at the 2012 car crash that recently resulted in her recent plea deal and rehab sentence ... something she may not find as funny now.

The clip leads into a trailer that ends with Lindsay Lohan crashing into Sheen’s house, throwing the keys to someone else and saying, “You were driving.”

Art imitating life.

CharLo is also featured in bed together in a clip from the actress' upcoming guest stint on Anger Management. It's almost like these two play to type ...

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Lindsay Lohan is coming to FX's Anger Management this spring.

Maybe you recall that, amidst her never-ending personal woes?

While she showed up late, was called a colossal pain in the ass and caused more trouble than having her on was worth, her guest spot may actually be kind of funny?

Probably about as funny as that Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet.

Here's a sneak peek of her on Charlie Sheen's FX comedy hit:

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Despite a busy schedule of drinking, clubbing, mauling Avi Snow and court dates, Lindsay Lohan actually managed to fit in some work! Amazing!

The actress filmed her guest appearance on Charlie Sheen's Anger Management on Monday, showing up early no less and charming the cast and crew.

Her first scene? In bed with Sheen, after they'd just had sex. 

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

According to a TMZ source, "Lindsay knew her lines cold and her timing was perfect. She's really funny." Well, at least by Anger Management standards.

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Charlie Sheen Biography

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Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

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