Farrah Abraham really wants a play date with Charlie Sheen.
With their young kids, that is. Not one in which they jointly masturbate to her sex tape (though he would likely be game, let's be real).
She's been texting him, whatever her goal!
The newly-minted porn star first reached out to Sheen in May about a role on Anger Management, taking initiative and asking him out for coffee.
Sheen's response: "Coffee is for amateurs and grandma."