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Lindsay Lohan and Charlie Sheen are nothing if not self-aware.

In a new clip from Scary Movie 5, due out next weekend, the disastrous duo makes jokes at their own expense, from her "low profile" to his sex tapes.

LiLo even takes aim at the 2012 car crash that recently resulted in her recent plea deal and rehab sentence ... something she may not find as funny now.

The clip leads into a trailer that ends with Lindsay Lohan crashing into Sheen’s house, throwing the keys to someone else and saying, “You were driving.”

Art imitating life.

CharLo is also featured in bed together in a clip from the actress' upcoming guest stint on Anger Management. It's almost like these two play to type ...

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Lindsay Lohan is coming to FX's Anger Management this spring.

Maybe you recall that, amidst her never-ending personal woes?

While she showed up late, was called a colossal pain in the ass and caused more trouble than having her on was worth, her guest spot may actually be kind of funny?

Probably about as funny as that Lindsay Lohan pregnant Tweet.

Here's a sneak peek of her on Charlie Sheen's FX comedy hit:

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Despite a busy schedule of drinking, clubbing, mauling Avi Snow and court dates, Lindsay Lohan actually managed to fit in some work! Amazing!

The actress filmed her guest appearance on Charlie Sheen's Anger Management on Monday, showing up early no less and charming the cast and crew.

Her first scene? In bed with Sheen, after they'd just had sex. 

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan

According to a TMZ source, "Lindsay knew her lines cold and her timing was perfect. She's really funny." Well, at least by Anger Management standards.

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Charlie Sheen's beef with his daughter's former school is reaching new levels as he now claims goons have been threatening her and his ex-wife Denise Richards.

He says hooligans supporting the Viewpoint School, where Sam used to attend, left a threatening note and a knife jammed into a tree outside her home.

Surprised Sheen

Sheen RAILED on Twitter against the spineless "doosh bagz" connected with L.A.'s expensive Viewpoint School who are terrorizing his family.

The actor says his girls "had the pleasure of discovering a steak knife used to nail a note to the tree" and that the note threatened his family directly.

Charlie says two people were captured on surveillance tape committing the deed and that the behavior has reached the point where he's contacted police.

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Charlie Sheen urged his fans to deface his daughter's former school earlier this week, and officials at the school want to see him prosecuted as a result.

The Warlock

Sheen encouraged fans to exact revenge on the school after it did nothing to address a bullying situation involving his 9-year-old daughter Sam.

Specifically, the 47-year-old actor suggested people start egging the place, toilet papering it and/or hucking dog feces at the building. Good times.

Charlie removed Sam, his daughter with Denise Richards, from the Viewpoint School last May; it's unclear why he waited until now to go off about it.

The parents and administrators, in any case, and needless to say, are pissed at Charlie's antics, fearing fans may actually act on the call to fecal arms.

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You know you've made it as an actor or actress when the only roles you can get are either playing yourself, or some facsimile of yourself, where you look straight into the camera and crack wise about what a mess your life has been.

Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan, you've made it!

Check them out in the new trailer for Scary Movie 5, which looks less like a horror spoof and more like the inside of a 10-year-old boy's brain after he binges on reality TV and Monster Energy Drinks.

We also saw LiLo's InAPPropriate Comedy trailer this week, and this one has an eerily similar tone and lack of comedic dexterity. Lindsay Lohan movie: not a comedic masterpiece? I know, shocking.

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A 23-year-old Norwegian guy thinks Charlie Sheen may be his father.

Certainly not unreasonable, based on the circumstances he explains.

His theory has gone viral, too, thanks to this hilarious Reddit photo:

Charlie Sheen Secret Son Photo

The picture really speaks for itself, but a few things do stand out:

  1. His English is great, save for his spelling of "stewardess."
  2. He's not a fan of his "dad's" show Anger Management.
  3. He certainly knows how to spread his message.
  4. He really does look like a younger Charlie.
  5. Would anyone be at all surprised?!
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Apparently Lindsay Lohan is rejecting Charlie Sheen's overtures in regard to becoming a mentor for her, and wishes he'd just shut up about her life.

While she appreciates everything Sheen has done for her - namely that $100,000 check - she would never take advice from him as any sort of mentor.

  • Lindsay Lohan is a Hot Mess
  • Surprised Sheen

Lohan supposedly knows her life is "out of control," but doesn't buy his claim that he's the one who can help her because he's been down that road.

In a recent interview, Sheen said he can save her and that he can be the mentor his troubled Scary Movie 5 co-star desperately needs right now.

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Charlie Sheen wants to save Lindsay Lohan.

No for real, he wants to step in and help the spiraling train wreck, and says he's got both the credentials and credibility to make a difference in her life.

  • Charlie Sheen on The Tonight Show
  • Lindsay Lohan is Messed Up

Sheen says he may be her best shot, too. The actor tells TMZ, "I have a kinship with somebody [Lindsay] who clearly needs a mentor, whether she wants one or not."

"She can continue to hang out with her dress shredding club buddies, or turn to a guy who's been down the road as well as every other side trail on the journey."

"If she listens, she'll win. If she doesn't, that's on her."

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Lindsay Lohan has been cast as a love interest for Charlie Sheen on his FX hit Anger Management. The actress will play herself in an episode of the show.

Lohan will reportedly engage in a romantic relationship with Sheen’s character after becoming his therapy patient, which is hilarious for two reasons:

  • Charlie and Lindsay worked together on Scary Movie 5, during which she was reportedly repulsed by sharing a love scene with him.
  • Sheen reportedly gave the cash-strapped star A HUNDRED GRAND to help with her massive tax problems, and she never even said thanks.

“I’m still waiting for a text to say, ‘Thank you.’ Anything, you know?” Charlie later said of his six-figure attempt to "pay it forward" to his co-star.

Nothing says thanks like a ratings boost?

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