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It will be twice the cute fun for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen.

"Brooke and Charlie are expecting twins, and they are so excited," Moira Fiore, Brooke's mother, told People Magazine. “Obviously, I am floating on air.”

Charlie Sheen and Natalie Kenly

Fiore added that the couple "think the twins are boys," but aren't sure. It's unclear where that notion even came from.

"Brooke has had all day morning sickness but is coming to the end of the first trimester so she hopefully will feel better soon," said Fiore of her 31-year-old daughter. "It has been rough for her."

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Sorry, Bristol Palin.

You aren't the only pregnant celebrity making news.

Stogie Smoker

Charlie Sheen recently told Extra that knocked up wife Brooke Mueller has strange cravings during her pregnancy.

“She came to the outdoor kitchen the other night with a jar of pickles," Sheen said. "That was followed by ice-cream,” as Mueller herself added that she eats “cheese and crackers, pistachios. Everything.”

Are you taking notes, Levi Johnston? Sounds like you gotta make a super market run.

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Hide the kiddie porn, Charlie Sheen. You're about to be a father again!

The actor and wife Brooke Mueller are reportedly expecting a baby. It would be the third child for Sheen (he has to two daughters with Satanic ex-wife Denise Richards) and the first for Mueler.

Scott and Mason

“They are so happy and excited,“ an insider told In Touch Weekly. “They are in love, and this news makes things even better.”

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Just another day in the Charlie Sheen-Denise Richards feud.

The star of It's Complicated has (falsely) accused her ex of molestation of their two daughters - and in response, he's moving for full custody of the kids by charging that his former spouse is a pathological liar.

Sheen and Cameramen

Richards dragged Sheen into a Los Angeles courtroom last week for a mysterious "emergency" child-custody hearing to screen videos of their girls, Sam and Lola, supposedly acting in strange and disturbing ways.

Charlie Sheen's lawyers - who got the "evidence" dismissed - presented their own videos of the girls acting normally at his house.

This latest development comes after Richards shamelessly said the kids are in therapy and said Sheen's behavior was/is to blame.

A Sheen source said, "Denise's accusations were vile. She was basically trying to say Charlie manipulated the kids and acted inappropriately. It's disgusting and untrue. Charlie is furious ...Denise has really pushed it too far."

"She came after Charlie because the ratings on her E! reality show have tanked and they were threatening not to renew," the source continued.

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With Miley Cyrus and Jamie Lynn Spears baby news dominating the celebrity gossip world, our staff has learned much from its favorite stars.

Below, Miley, Jamie Lynn, Charlie Sheen, R. Kelly and other celebrities aim to inspire celebrity news readers in the form of motivational posters! You know, the ones promoting "teamwork" or telling you to "hang in there" in offices or dorm rooms?

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Heed their wisdom and consider yourselves motivated ...

Follow the jump for more inspirational messages from celebrities ...

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This is classic.

In response to his racist rant that was directed to ex-wife Denise Richards and released yesterday, Charlie Sheen has attempted to apologize.

The Two and a Half Men star said in a statement yesterday that he's so sorry to all African-Americans for his unfortunate word selection:

"I deeply apologize by my choice of words to all I have obviously offended; especially to Tony Todd, an African-American, who was my best man at my first two weddings."

See, people? Charlie Sheen has a close, black friend. He can't be a racist!

Charlie Sheen points to where his brain is supposed to go.

The actor, of course, had to get in a shot at Richards immediately following this lame excuse for contrition. He explained the basis for the angry voicemail:

"Three and one-half years later, the reasons that caused the anger and frustration displayed on that voice mail continue to be manifested on a daily basis" because "my children did not show up today for a custodial visit without explanation."

Denise Richards may act offended by these actions, but we know what she's really thinking: reality TV show ratings!

Seriously, how are these two not together? They're perfect for each other.

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by Mischalova at

Celebrity quotes often makes us laugh, or cringe or wanna find the nearest rope to tie around the neck of Spencer Pratt.

However, the following words - uttered by Charlie Sheen to Denise Richards in a series of voice mails he allegedly left his insane, pathetic ex-wife - take the inappropriate, ridiculous, racist cake.

Hey, Charlie!

On tapes that mysteriously just popped up all over the Internet, Sheen went off on Richards:

I hope I never f-cking talk to you again you f-cking c-nt. F-ck you. You're a coward and a liar and a f-cking n-gger alright, so f-ck you.

We have numerous reactions to this rant:

  • Sheen likes f-cking more than Lindsay Lohan;
  • The sheer stupidity of saying such things on a voice mail almost trumps what was actually said;
  • Which do you think was the bigger insult to black people: The use of the N word, or the implication that Denise Richards is African-American?

Overall, as we've rightfully depicted Richards as an attention whore of an awful mother over the last few weeks, we've forgotten that Charlie Sheen is no Beaver Cleaver himself. The prostitute and pornography lover appears to be a racist moron.

Make a run for it, Brooke Mueller.

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by Mischalova at

Will the third marriage be the charm for Charlie Sheen? The troubled actor certainly hopes so, as he walked down the aisle with Brooke Mueller last week.

The couple has landed on the cover of OK! magazine as a result. Here's a bit of what Sheen had to say in the publication's interview:

How difficult was it hearing the comments your ex-wife Denise Richards made in the media on the eve of your wedding? I'm so tired of talking about her and all her shenanigans. It is what it is. I don't even care anymore. I'm going to take a stand to basically never utter her name publicly again, and I think if that's known, it will put an end to some of the drama.

How does it feel to be married? It feels great. We were so excited when we got home we couldn't go to sleep. [There was] a lot of adrenaline and excitement.

Doing OK!

Suck on this, Denise Richards!

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by Mischalova at

As ex-wife Denise Richards exploits her children for fame and fortune, Charlie Sheen says he and his new bride are planning to have kids themselves.

"It's just not happening as we speak," Sheen said of rumors that Brooke Mueller was already knocked up, insinuating that kids are part of the plan for these newlyweds.

Charlie Sheen in Canada

And just how many little ones will this couple churn out?

"Hopefully triplets!" said Mueller. "Could you imagine if I really had triplets? He'd be like, 'Whoa!'"

Considering the past indiscretions of Sheen - which include high-priced call girls and a rumored addiction to pornography - we'd all be like "Whoa!" if the world was faced with three more of his offspring.

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by Mischalova at

Overcoming numerous obstacles in their relationship - such as a rumored porn addiction for one half of the couple and the constant premise of awful human being Denise Richards throughout - Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen walked down the aisle together yesterday.

The pair got married at a private estate in Los Angeles, as a source on the scene said "they're well matched and incredibly happy."

Charlie Sheen Chills

Brooke Mueller is now Mrs. Charlie Sheen. Good luck with that, honey.

Mueller and Sheen exchanged vows in front of about 60 close friends and family. Among those in attendance were Grey's Anatomy star Eric Dane and wife Rebecca Gayheart, who first introduced the couple in 2006.

"Brooke really wanted to walk down the aisle in a big way, but Charlie insisted they keep it simple and small," an insider told People.

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