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While some might see difficult days ahead for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen's children, following an alleged incident of domestic violent between the couple on Christmas Eve, at least one tabloid sees something wholly different:

Dollar signs.

The latest issue of Star magazine claims to expose the secrets within this "twisted marriage." Among them:

  • The pair has engaged in a pair of threesomes with two different A-list stars from Hollywood;
  • The Two and a Half Men actor returned to Los Angeles in late 2009 - and immediately ordered a call girl to come over.

As a result of these allegations, an anonymous family friend is concerned over Bob and Max, Mueller and Sheen's twin sons.

“They are caught in the middle. Charlie and Brooke are behaving like monsters — and the children may end up bearing the brunt of it!”

Tabloid Cover

Meanwhile, a source supposedly told The National Enquirer that Charlie and Brooke snorted cocaine until "the morning hours" when their fight began.

Whatever. These claims are all likely false. We just care about the well-being of the couple's children... and about how Jenni Farley supposedly went from a "Tubby Tween To... WOWW!"

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A man that has never met Brooke Mueller, and who hasn't spoken to Charlie Sheen in two months has gone on record reagarding the alleged domestic dispute between this couple.

Don't you love when random family members exploit their relatives in exchange for a few moments in the spotlight?

Such is clearly the case with Joe Estevez, Charlie's uncle, who told E! News: "It's a sad situation on everybody's part. Everybody wishes it didn't happen. Hopefully everyone can move on positively."

It would have been fine if the guy stopped there... but he kept going. Without having ever met Mueller, Estevez added:

"There's just as much chance of her being a drama queen as of what she's saying being true...  Let's give the couple the benefit of the doubt. I think it's much ado about nothing."

A police office on the scene, in a sworn affidavit, disagrees.

Before the Drama

Estevez (Martin Sheen's brother) went on to point out how well his nephew is taking the charges and allegations.

"He's not crying to anyone; he's sucking it up. I understand he's back at work today. First day back...doing his job, not complaining, not crying to the press. He's just being a man about it."

So, to sum up: Brooke Mueller may be a drama queen, and Sheen is an admirable "man" because he's following advice from his lawyers, remaining silent and not breaking his Two and a Half Men contract.

Makes perfect sense to us... NOT!

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Considering his history of drugs and a rumored addiction to pornography, it didn't come as a shock to many that Charlie Sheen would be involved in a scuffle with his wife.

But there's one person that didn't see this alleged side of the actor coming: his ex-girlfriend, Heather Hunter.

“He was a gentleman,” the former adult star said in a recent interview. “I think with life, people see the good side and the bad side of certain people. I never saw the [bad side] of him. I guess it was a fortunate thing.”

Hunter met Sheen at a party in 1994 and enjoyed a brief fling with him. She's truly taken aback by his alleged incident with wife Brooke Mueller:

“It’s crazy because Charlie has had domestic problems and was violent, but I didn’t see that crazy side,” adding that The Two and a Half Men star is “really nice, concerned and compassionate.”

Hunter's advice for Mueller, and any womean going through this sort of situation?

“If someone hits you or hurts you in some way... they’ll do it again.”

We're glad Rihanna has come to that realization finally. We hope everyone else out there does, too.

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Despite possibly being held down at knife-point by her husband, Brooke Mueller reportedly wants to reconcile with Charlie Sheen.

Her lawyer refers to the alleged, troubled incident as a "bad night."

When asked about her daughter's desire to continue a relationship with a man that may have attacked her, Moira Fiore told E! News: "I have mixed feelings about it."

We bet she does. Fiore added that Mueller "won't listen" to any advice from her mother, which causes one to wonder if she's truly in love with Sheen or scared for her life. It may be a combination of both.

Mrs. Charlie Sheen

Hold on to those handcuffs, Brooke. You may need them if you stay married to Charlie Sheen.

Mueller is still in Aspen with her two children, nine-month old twins Bob and Max.

Meanwhile, the Colorado police have wrapped up their investigation into what transpired on Christmas Eve and have turned all evidence over to the district attorney's office. We're asking readers:

Do you think Mueller should divorce Sheen?

 

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The children of Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are just like Rush Limbaugh.

No, they aren't overweight, over-exposed, racist and full of crap. Instead, they are doing okay.

Chuck Sheen Picture

The Pitkin County Department of Social Services interviewed Mueller, the kids, many nannies and others and determined that the offspring of this troubled couple has not been negatively affected by their dangerous antics. Thank goodness.

As for the cops: Aspen police completed their investigation into the happenings early Christmas morning and have officially passed the case on to the Pitkin County District Attorney's Office.

"There is no new information to release at this time," said Aspen Police Department spokeswoman Stephanie Dasaro. "The case is in judicial proceeding, so any new information will either come from the district attorney's office or the Pitkin County courts."

Sheen is scheduled to be in court on February 8 to face charges.

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While Brooke Mueller was utterly wasted on Christmas Eve, when she was allegedly attacked by Charlie Sheen, the actor was also far from sober.

For someone that's battled substance abuse for years, this development is weighing on the sitcom star, a friend tells People.

"He let himself down by drinking," the source said, adding that "[Charlie] has two little boys and he does not want to get divorced again."

The latest indications are that Mueller feels the same way. Her lawyer says Brooke wants to save her marriage and move on from this well-publicized, terrible incident.

A Happier Time

But what about the fact that Sheen reportedly went after his wife with a weapon? His friend offers the following, questionable defense:

"Did he have a knife with him? Yes. It's a pocketknife that his dad gave him 22 years ago, which he always carries. It's not like he got a kitchen knife and went after her."

Hear that, police?!? It's not a crime if the knife you use against your partner is a family heirloom that's always on your person, right?

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On the other hand, perhaps Brooke Mueller does not want to divorce Charlie Sheen.

A few hours after an anonymous source said the end of this couple's marriage was definitely a possibility, a more reliable insider tells a different story.

At His Own Roast

Mueller has hired criminal defense lawyer Yale Galanter, who represented OJ Simpson for years, to represent her. Earlier today, he said to People:

"Brooke and Charlie are very passionate about each other, they love each other and want to try and save their marriage. They had a bad night and want to get beyond it. They want to try and resolve their issues."

Responding to allegations that his client recanted her side to police, Galanter said she instead "[minimized] her story, like many wives in a similar situation do, when they realize their husband could go to jail."

The attorney has filed documents to alter the protection order put in place by Colorado police.

He says Mueller is anxious to reconnect with Sheen because "they have absolutely gorgeous little babies and will do all they can to work out their problems."

Do you agree with this approach? Do you think Mueller should divorce Sheen?

 

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According to reports, Charlie Sheen went ballistic and grabbed a knife when Brooke Mueller said she wanted a divorce on Christmas Eve.

Therefore, we can understand why a source close to the couple wishes to remain anonymous when he/she says:

"Brooke and Charlie still love each other, but they are very different. [They] will make their best effort at counseling, [but] divorce is definitely a possibility."

Couldn't anything be considered a definite possibility? Proper grammar aside, this insider confirms to People that the couple isn't giving up on one another just yet.

"For the good of the children they definitely want to see if counseling will help before anything further is decided."

Stogie Smoker

The Two and a Half Men star is currently back in Los Angeles, awaiting a February court date. There's no word yet on how these charges will affect Sheen's status on that awful sitcom.

Mueller, meanwhile, remains in Aspen and was spotted at a popular, local hot spot this week. Witnesses say she and friends "just hung out and listened to music." But has the final note on her marriage already been played?

Time will tell.

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The most astounding aspect of the recent Charlie Sheen allegations? It isn't that the actor may have held a knife to Brooke Mueller's throat and threatened to have her professionally killed.

Instead, it's the fact that Denise Richards now seems like the sane one in her former marriage to Sheen.

Richards and Sheen have two daughters together (Sam and Lola; you may have recognize them from the countless paparazzi photos Richards posed the kids for, and/or from her nauseating E! reality series) and got messily divorced in 2007.

Therefore, if there's one woman that can relate to the troubles Mueller has gone through with Sheen, it's this self-serving, talentless actress.

Seemingly in response to the scandal surrounding her ex, Richards Tweeted today:

Denise Tweet

It's hard not to wonder what else the Q-list celebrity could spill. She's already said Sheen exposes his private parts to minors over the Internet and beats on dogs.

But it looks like Denise Richards has found a way to sneak back into the celebrity gossip spotlight. Damn you, Charlie Sheen, for creating this opportunity!

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Brooke Mueller 911 call appears to be damaging enough evidence against Charlie Sheen, as the actor awaits a February 8 hearing regarding assault charges against him.

But that's almost nothing compared to an affidavit written by Colorado police officer Rick Magnuson, who was on the Christmas Eve scene at the Sheen's rented Aspen residence. In the document, Magnuson says Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat and threatened her life.

Charlie Sheen in Miami

In disturbing detail, this is how the officer recounts went down at the home:

  • When cops arrived, Sheen was in a bedroom and Mueller was in the kitchen.
  • Magnuson accompanied Sheen into the basement, where the latter explained his recent marital problems and said his wife "abuses alcohol."
  • The argument started at 3:30 a.m. because Mueller grew jealous when Sheen "shared a song for his daughter whom he fathered with another woman." The actor said she threatened to divorce him and take the kids.
  • Both sides screamed and slapped, according to Sheen, who admitted to breaking his wife's glasses in front of her. He said he never pushed, hit or used a knife against her.
  • Sheen admitted he possessed a four-inch knife that was on the premises. When Magnuson discovered it inside Sheen's bag, the blade was unlocked in the "open" position.
  • Mueller confirmed that she and Sheen argued and that she mentioned a divorce. At that, she said Sheen grabbed her by the upper part of her throat while straddling her on the bed, pulled out a knife, held it to her throat and said: "You better be in fear. If you tell anybody, I'll kill you... I have ex-police I can hire who know how to get the job done and they won't leave any trace."
  • Magnuson observed "red marks on the upper part of the front of her neck" and took Sheen into custody.

Charlie Sheen Biography

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Carlos Irwin Estevez

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