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Pssst, Elin Woods, know any good divorce attorneys?

According to Star Magazine, Tiger's scorned better half isn't the only famous spouse making plans to leave her husband: Brooke Mueller has finally had enough of Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago

This news follows the report that Sheen has been sneaking out of rehab and conducting an affair with lingerie model/Ashley Dupre-like escort, Angelina Tracy. Truly shocking, we know.

"Both Brooke and Charlie were continuing the rehab they began after the Colorado blow-up," a source told Star. But it's clear that Brooke has been the only one taking it seriously. She's still on the road to recovery as an outpatient - but she's decided that she'll make that journey without Charlie."

The insider adds that Mueller has moved out of the couple's home in Beverly Hills, taking the couple's 13-month old twins with her.

Stating the obvious, the family friend says Brooke has "had her fill of Charlie's cheating and unpredictability." She already has a new residence picked out in Los Angeles.

“Brooke is not surprised by anything Charlie does at this point - she is doing what she needs to do to be a good mother to Max and Bob, and she can't control what Charlie does," said another pal. "She is in a really good place right now, and her main concern is the kids."

Elin can relate. These two should hang out.

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Stan Rosenfield has a message for celebrity gossip followers: Tsk. Tsk.

The rep for Charlie Sheen thinks it's just absurd that anyone would jump to conclusions about his client cheating on his wife, just because Sheen was photographed in an elaborate disguise... and has a history of paying prostitutes for sex... and is an all-around abysmal person.

Responding to this week's In Touch Weekly that pictures Sheen on the cover (donning a fake mustache) and accuses him of nailing Angelina Tracy, Rosenfield tells E! News:

"The woman in question is the sister of one of Sheen's campmates, and Sheen was only responding to a 12th-step call. Since Sheen knew he was being followed and how this would look, he wore the mustache in a tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture."

Sheen, In Disguise

Ah, of course! Sheen, ever the humanitarian, was simply assisting a fellow addict.

Instead of being up front about that, he came up with a "tongue-in-cheek disguise gesture" because that would come across as funny to the press, not shady.

If you buy that story, you're probably also impressed by how large Heidi Montag's natural breasts have gotten.

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Hold your horses, Jesse James.

Step off, Tiger Woods.

There's a new contender in the running for Worst Husband in the History of Mankind.

According to the latest issue of In Touch Weekly, Charlie Sheen may be in rehab for drug and alcohol addictions, but that isn't stopping the actor from cheating on wife Brooke Mueller.

“He is seeing Brooke and the kids a lot and is good about continuing treatment,” a source told the tabloid. “He has been sweet to Brooke, and promises her that he’s changed.”

However, insiders tell the magazine, Mueller shouldn't take Sheen's words too seriously. How come?

Because the troubled actor has been carrying on an affair with lingerie model Angelina Tracy, a paid escort who charges $3,000 an hour under the professional name of Nina.

Sheen, In Disguise

As you can tell by the hilarious photo above, Sheen has reportedly been sneaking out of his treatment center occasionally in order to meet up with Tracy.

Witnesses spotted the alleged wife beater entering Angelina’s apartment on April 7, staying for an hour and leaving around 3 p.m.

“He ran down to his car,” said an onlooker. “It seemed like he wanted to leave as quickly as possible.”

That's how our eyeballs feel every time they fixate on a Two and a Half Men episode. That may be the final time we get to make a joke about that show and Sheen, considering he may be through with the sitcom.

Sadly, it doesn't look like he's through with his philandering, dirty ways. This isn't the first time Charlie has been associated with a call girl, or an entire brothel of them: he's an admitted former client of Hollywood Madam Heidi Fleiss.

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With domestic abuse charges hanging over his head and his career, Charlie Sheen films the final episode of Two and a Half Men's seventh season tonight.

Might it be the final episode Sheen ever shoots for the sitcom?

Yes, if you believe the actor's recently-released statement. With his contract about to expire, Sheen wrote to People today and said:

“Much speculation and rumor has arisen from my current status surrounding Two and a Half Men."

CBS Promo Pic

Will you miss Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men?

“All of the numbers reported in the press are false. Claims from ‘inside sources’ regarding offers from the studio as well as my salary, on their best day, are without merit. Approaching the start of the current season and as far back as June ‘09, I submitted my terms for season eight to Warner Bros. and CBS respectfully.

“Both parties have known the score for over a year. In no way, has this been a hasty or negligent eleventh hour surprise. I offer this information out of love and respect to my crew, my on-set family, my writers, executive staff, as well as my real family, my dear friends and my loyal fans. We tape the final episode of the season this evening.

“If tonight’s show is the end for me as Charlie Harper, so be it. Another journey has begun. I take from the experience 161 shows filled with a kaleidoscope of amazing experiences, memories, friendships and gratitude.

"I remain humbly inspired. "

If Sheen does leave the sitcom, he'll have more time to engage in threesomes.

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The Hollywood Gossip has had its share of fun at Charlie Sheen's expense, and given some of the actor's recent antics, it hasn't been entirely undeserved.

Still, we have to give him credit where it's due, and agreeing to go on Family Guy, which has ridiculed him and Two and a Half Men for years, was classic.

Sunday evening, animated Charlie and Jon Cryer came to watch Brian's terrible sitcom's television debut, at which point the following exchange happened:

Brian: "Hey, what's the cast of Two and a Half Men doing here?"
Charlie: "You're always saying our show sucks. Let's see yours."

Charlie Sheen on Family Guy

Touche. You have to love Sheen going on, after so many Family Guy quotes have mocked him, to basically mock Brian's show within the show. Awesome.

We're guessing, however, that if the Fox show featured Charlie Sheen drunkenly threatening Brooke Mueller, he may not have been as amenable to appearing.

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Charlie Sheen is prepared to plead guilty following his drunken Christmas melee with wife Brooke Mueller. The only thing left is to hammer out the logistics.

The prosecution in the assault case is reportedly not looking for jail time, but wants Sheen to either cop a guilty plea to a felony or stand trial for the attack.

Charlie Sheen and Cloris Leachman

The Two and a Half Men star is more than willing to plead guilty or no contest to a misdemeanor with no jail time, which means this boils down to one issue:

Whether Charlie pleads to a misdemeanor or a felony. Charlie's position is that Aspen, Colo., prosecutors routinely accept misdemeanor pleas in such cases.

Charlie and Brooke have been through a lot lately.

Sheen also wants the case dismissed outright at the end of the probationary period, which is likely to span a year or more. So what's the hangup here?

The Aspen D.A. is reluctant to let Charlie already off too easily.

In 1997, the troubled star pleaded no contest to misdemeanor battery in a domestic violence case involving then-girlfriend Brittany Ashland. That's an issue.

The Aspen D.A. feels that given Charlie's history, a felony is appropriate. So his fate in the Brooke Mueller incident may involve more legal wrangling yet.

Stay tuned ...

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Charlie Sheen can soon start uttering unfunny Two and a Half Men quotes again.

Next week, the actor will resume shooting the terrible CBS sitcom, but there's a caveat: he'll have to return to rehab every night. There are four episodes of the show remaining to the filmed this season.

On Monday, March 15, Sheen will be in an Aspen court for his felony arraignment. He'll then go back to Los Angeles that evening, where he'll stay at a treatment center and then head to work first thing Tuesday morning.

Meanwhile, insiders say Sheen is in good spirits and his doctors have given him permission to resume shooting.

As for that woman who claims to have done drugs, as well as Sheen AND Brooke Mueller... no word from her yet.

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are both in rehab and both stand accused of having a problem with drugs and alcohol. They might even get divorced.

But the orgy of bad news doesn't stop there: a woman that participated in a threesome with the couple is set to come forward and reveal intimate details about their life. Like, you know, she had a threesome with them.

“Brooke is bisexual,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”

It's now been confirmed that a woman who has seen both Charlie and Brooke naked will soon come forward and dish on the outrageous details of this pair's relationship. Might Star magazine have actually gotten something right for once?

Tabloid Cover

The anonymous insider adds that "some of the women they slept also did drugs with them,” as Sheen and Mueller both face accusations of rampant cocaine use.

The actor could go to jail if convicted on a felony and misdemeanor charges in Colorado. If illicit drug use and the testimony by Denise Richards (that Sheen threatened to kill her in 2005) are brought into the trial, Charlie might never snort cocaine off his wife's belly while another woman sucks his toes ever again.

It's a tragic thought.

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It looks like Charlie Sheen may have threatned to murder one wife too many.

The day after news leaked out that Sheen once shoved down ex-wife Denise Richards and told her he hoped she'd "f-cking die," a new report states that Brooke Mueller will file for divorce from the actor.

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards and Kids

Sources tell Radar Online that both sides of the marriage "are miserable." According to insiders, Brooke is getting treated for substance abuse at home and will start legal proceedings to separate from Sheen soon after his court case for domestic violence is complete.

Charlie Sheen's dream wedding has turned into Brooke Mueller's worst nightmare, well.

“Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now,” a family friend said.. “She’s worried, though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation.”

This source points out that the infamous Christmas Day confrontation began because Mueller told Charlie she wants a divorce and, let's face it, nothing has improved since then. He added:

“The marriage is a nightmare. But each one is worried about ways the other one can hurt them. For Charlie, he’s terrified Brooke can help Colorado prosecutors send him to jail. For Brooke, she knows Charlie knows all the dirt about her drug and alcohol use.”

All we know is this: the drama is more interesting than all Two and a Half Men episodes of all-time put together.

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On December 25, 2009, Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to wife Brooke Mueller's throat and said: I'll kill you.

A one-time occurrence from a (possibly) cocaine-fueled, troubled actor? Not exactly, new court documents reveal.

Sheen, In Disguise

According to TMZ, Sheen's ex-wife Denise Richards might testify in the comedian's criminal case next month. The disturbing reason?

The district attorney is interested in a declaration Richards signed (under penalty of perjury) on December 30, 2005. On that day, she got a restraining order against the Two and a Half Men star and swore the following in court:

In the middle of an argument, Denise was holding her and Charlie's daughter Lola. From there, Sheen "pushed me, shoving me with his two hands between my shoulders. I was forced backwards and tripped over one of the children's toys and fell on the floor with Lola."

Under oath, Richards said her husband screamed: "I hope you f-cking die, bitch... You are f-cking with the wrong guy."

Sheen denied this allegation at the time, but a prior incident of wife-threatening won't bode well for the actor. If subpoenaed, Richards will testify about this exchange in a Colorado trial, where Sheen faces a felony charge of menacing.

It sounds as though the nickname given to Sheen's iconic Major League character ("Wild Thing") applies to the actor, as well.

Charlie Sheen Biography

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Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

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