If a man who rambles on about Adonis DNA and warlock tendencies can be believed, Charlie Sheen might end up back on Two and a Half Men after all.

Calling into The Chio & Shila Show yesterday, the actor opened the interview by sounding like his usual, successful self: "My super powers are blowing it up completely... I think were winning this morning."

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Denise Richards is apparently smarter than she often sounds.

The ex-wife of Charlie Sheen has allegedly barred the off-the-rails actor from seeing the former couple's daughters, Sam and Lola. Why? Because she's "disgusted" by his recent actions/comments, a source tells TMZ. And she simply doesn't trust him.

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Winning. It's more than just a description of Charlie Sheen's life. It's also a new cologne, at least according to Jimmy Fallon.

The late night host performed one of his funniest skits last night, doing an eerily solid impression of the drug-loving actor, reciting various Charlie Sheen quotes and then tacking on a few of his own rambling thoughts in an ad for this pretend fragrance. To wit:

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Let there be no doubt: Charlie Sheen is winning.

At life? Not exactly. But at dominating news coverage and controlling his message, as misguided and nonsensical at it may be? Definitely. Below, first in video form and then in print, we've posted the troubled actor's best quotes from a week of interviews, rants, raves and restraining orders...

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Charlie Sheen may have gone to sleep last night in the same bed as his goddesses, but he also did so in a household bereft of his children.

That's because a judge granted Brooke Mueller a restraining order yesterday and the police responded by removing two-year olds Bob and Max from their father's home. Sheen may not come within 100 feet of them until a hearing on March 22.

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Charlie Sheen Biography

What a Nut Job
Charlie Sheen was best known for a handful of movie roles and then for Two and a Half Men... and then he pretty much went crazy in the... More »
Full Name
Carlos Irwin Estevez

Charlie Sheen Quotes

Sean Penn, Mel Gibson, Colin Farrell. They didn't give me any advice. Within that there's great advice. There's just love. Just seeing what's up.

Charlie Sheen

All these words just sound cool together. They come from my grand wizard master.

Charlie Sheen