Charlie Sheen was summoned into an L.A. courtroom after tweeting insults about the judge handling his kids' custody case, but was let off the hook.
The actor called the judge "anus brain" and his former wife an "Adderall snorting husk" after Brooke Mueller's brother Scott was awarded guardianship.
Despite a gag order barring him from slamming his ex in public, or talking about the case at all for that matter, Charlie will not be prosecuted for the stunt.
The judge thinks it may turn the court into even more of a "circus" and just wants things to die down. Charlie, meanwhile, wants other stuff to die.
Sheen tweeted Brooke a picture of a cake with a grenade in it after Brooke lost her battle to win a restraining order keeping him from coming near her.
The 48-year-old actor tweeted: "So lemme see if I got this straight ..."