Charlie Sheen

Miley Cyrus recently returned to Twitter for two reasons:

1. To connect with her fans
2. Charlie Sheen

It seems like the latter may have been the bigger catalyst, too:

"'Do not fear, he Sheenius is here!' I’m not gonna lie. I came back to twitter for 2 reasons,” she Tweeted. “My fans and to follow @charliesheen #winning.”

Charlie, who wasn't on Twitter himself until he went off the rails and got fired from Two and a Half Men, responded by welcoming Miley back with open arms!

“Dear Miley, Welcome back to Twitter!” Charlie Tweeted. “Always felt you were epic… Now you proved it! Thanks for the love! ybh c @gypsyhearttour”

The Chiley love fest didn’t end there, either. Not by any means.

“@charliesheen I always felt the same about you!” Miley wrote the space cadet. “You have taught me everything I know about WINNING. Duh!”

That's pretty sad if true. But we're glad she's back, happy.

Charlie Sheen "plays" Cleveland tonight. Tickets are still available. A lot of them.

The first show of his Torpedo of Truth tour was such a historic debacle, a huge number of people dumped tickets to future dates onto the secondary market.

Also, a large number of tickets remain unsold at all, even after Sheen redeemed himself (sort of) with a better-received Chicago performance (below).

Sheen Live Tour - Torpedoes of Truth

According to online exchanges, the average ticket to Sheen’s upcoming Radio City Music Hall date went for between $125-$150 last week on its website.

Yesterday, that average sale price sank to $80. Today, $50. An Orchestra seat at Radio City can now be had for as little as $24, far, far below face value.

Not that Sheen likely cares.

“I already got your money, dude,” he told a Detroit fan who booed him. “You paid your hard-earned money without knowing what this show was about.”

At least fewer people will be making that mistake now.

Charlie Sheen performed, or did whatever it is Charlie Sheen does, in Chicago last night. Unlike his disastrous Detroit show, it was somewhat organized.

The audience actually seemed to respond positively to Sheen and the second leg of the "Violent Torpedoes of Truth / Defeat is Not an Option" tour, too.

Some of the highlights:

Sheen Live Tour - Torpedoes of Truth

• The crowd starting a "Detroit sucks!" chant, after which Charlie read a poem about how much he hates the city of Detroit. Obviously.
• An interviewer asking him questions, including about his marriages, during which Charlie called Brooke Mueller a "kidnapper bitch."
• Charlie trading shirts with a guy who told him to get naked.
• Charlie claiming he owes Heidi Fleiss $2 million dollars. 

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Charlie Sheen kicked off his tour in Detroit tonight, and, the actor got violently torpedoed with boos from a crowd that left before the deranged act was finished.

The show started approximately 20 minutes late, as a random comedian came out and told jokes that made Two and a Half Men seem funny. A sample: "Shouldn’t they call the defibrillator a difibra-now?”

Movie clips then played around 9 p.m., two goddesses made out on stage and Sheen finally appeared. He stood behind a podium and said to the crowd: “I am finally here to identify and train the Vatican assassin locked inside each and every one of you.”

Charlie Sheen Monologue

That was pretty much the highlight of the evening.

Witnesses at the event said Sheen rambled on incoherently, at one point saying: "They took my awesome children... They took my sometimes bitchin job… And when they thought there was nothing left, they tried to take my titanium heart and brain and spine. But they could not.”

The audience grew restless, boos began to reign down and that's when the actor took to mocking those in attendance.

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Poor little Bob and Max now know with which troubled parent they'll be spending time over the next few months.

Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller hammered out their custody agreement in Los Angeles County Superior Court yesterday, finalizing the following details regarding these twins:

• Both parents much submit to random drug testing three times/month.
• A nanny must be present at all times, no matter who has custody.
• Sheen will watch the children every other weekend for two months; then every weekend for the next two months, culminating in even more time with them if he remains drug and alcohol free.
• Neither Brooke nor Charlie can be photographed with Bob, Max... and any romantic partner. Tough break for the goddesses.

From the Department of You Couldn't Make This Up If You Tried...

Charlie Sheen and Snoop Dogg are working on a single together. The former Tweeted a photo of himself and the rapper inside a recording studio this week, as the pair is seated alongside guitarist Rob Patterson. He'll reportedly produce the track, which will serve as Sheen's anthem during his upcoming tour.

"Warlock meets his makers-music makers that is @SnoopDogg @robpatterson666 get ready to rock the Sheenius within," the actor wrote underneath this photo.

Last night, Snoop told George Lopez: "I love having relationships with different people who aren't the normal, who aren't the usual. One thing about Charlie, he's not normal, he's not usual."

Sheen's My Violent Torpedo of Truth tour will visit 20 North American cities and conclude in Seattle on May 3.

Calling all Warlocks: we know when and where you can party with Charlie Sheen.

Following his live show in NYC on April 8, the actor will host a shindig in Carlstadt, New Jersey, a town with a population of around 6,000 that typically employs three police officers per shift.

But, as TMZ reports, the police department will be extra careful with the gathering at Dragonfly nightclub. At least 10 officers will be brought in to handle crowd and traffic control.

Combing this news with the latest security fears from Denise Richards, at least Sheen's antics are resulting in extra work around the country. Still, there has to be a safer, less insane way to create jobs, doesn't there?

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When Charlie Sheen is spewing nonsense about warlocks and winning, it's easy to laugh along with the unemployed actor. But then it's also important to remember:

He's been accused of, and arrested for, multiple assaults against women. This is a shady individual whose issues go far beyond whatever he puts in his own body and whatever words he uses against Chuck Lorre.

Denise Richards is constantly aware of this fact, however, which is why sources say the actress has increased security around her and her daughters. She's taken such a step in light of Sheen's recent, hate-filled Tweet that labeled her a "traitor" and a "dog killer."

"Denise and her girls live a simple life," an insider tells Pop Eater. "She wants Sam and Lola to have normal lives, but after the recent threats and verbal attacks, she has increased her security. When you are dealing with a mad man, it's better to be safe than sorry."

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Move over, Michael Vick. According to Charlie Sheen, there's a new dog killer in town.

Soon after his meltdown at The Plaza Hotel in October, TMZ reports that Sheen handed over custody of two pugs to ex-wife Denise Richards, who claims she had been receiving calls alerting her to their neglected state.

Well... one of the canines recently died from malnutrition, which sparked the following Tweet from Sheen over the weekend:

Richards, who friends say is doing great, refuses to give up the living dog because she says Charlie mistreated it in the first place. Why does he even want it now?

For his tour bus, of course. All deranged actors need a mascot, don't they?

Charlie Sheen LIVE: My Violent Torpedo of Truth is coming to a number of cities. But what can fans that actually buy tickets to this nonsense expect to see?

"A rehearsed show," tour co-producer Joey Scoleri tells People. "It will be spoken word, it'll be funny and there will be interaction with the audience."

Another source claims "Charlie has been furiously putting together his show... working with actors, directors and writers. He is really working around the clock."

What else can audience members look forward to from this deranged individual?

• The use of video.
• Content related to Sheen's "manifesto," Scoleri says.
• An appearance by goddesses Natalie Kenly and Rachel Oberlin, the latter of whom will be involved directly in some way, her rep confirms.

Concludes Scoleri: "He's one of the most creative people I've ever met in my life. If you want Charlie Sheen, you'll get vintage Sheen with this show. The guy's a media juggernaut. He's there to entertain."

What do you think, readers? Does this sound like a WINNING formula?