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Charlie Harper may soon be killed off Two and a Half Men, but this is far more troubling:

Charlie Sheen has officially murdered our belief in the fastball of Ricky "Wild Thing" Vaughn.

The pitcher arrived on the scene in 1989's Major League, straight out of the California penal league. He was armed with an impressive, albeit erratic, right arm.

Now, though, Sheen has lifted the curtain on how he prepared for one of his most iconic roles. In an interview with Sports Illustrated, the actor says went on a steroid cycle for "six to eight weeks" and it helped. He told the magazine:

"You can print this, I don't give a f-ck. My fastball went from 79 [mph] to like 85."

The Indians did win the pennant in Vaughn's rookie season, but he may now be more shamed than fellow baseball cheats Roger Clemens and Barry Bonds.

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Brooke Mueller was found wandering the streets of Maui this month, clutching cash.

But apparently it wasn't enough, as the ex-wife of Charlie Sheen has submitted court documents that demand Warner Bros. withhold $55,000 per month from whatever it owes the actor; Mueller is not confident he will be able to meet his child support obligations.

Sheen is not actually behind on his payments, mind you.

But insiders say Mueller wants to take every precaution she can and has asked the studio to wire the monthly figure directly into her bank account. Hopefully that will give the troubled star something to smile over.

As you can see above, crying appears to be Brooke's default action during every appearance on The World According to Paris.

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RIP, Charlie Harper?

Following reports that suggested Two and a Half Men would write out Charlie Sheen's character by simply keeping him in Paris, where he jetted off to the last time we saw him on screen, sources now say Chuck Lorre wants to ensure Sheen can never return to the CBS sitcom...

... by killing Sheen's Harper off.

Will Charlie Sheen be eternally LOSING on Two and a Half Men?

CBS insiders tell TMZ Alan and Jake will learn about Charlie's fate early in the September premiere, and then Ashton Kutcher will arrive when his character buys Charlie's house.

However, no scripts have actually been turned in yet, so any development is possible. What do you think about the sitcom murdering Charlie Harper? Too harsh? Or the proper outcome for a star who burned this bridge in such a flagrant manner?

Calling all Goddesses: a newly-single Warlock has hit the market.

Insiders confirm to TMZ that Natalie Kenly recently walked out on Charlie Sheen, officially leaving the actor's Goddess cupboard as bare as his job prospects.

It sounds like Brooke Mueller might take Sheen back, though.

Sheen didn't respond to the split well, sources say, demanding Kenly return the Mercedes he bought her and telling pals such a break-up is "not a common thing for the Masheen!"

The actor has remained relatively quiet over the past couple months, putting his Los Angeles home up for sale and, reportedly, entering into negotiations for a new sitcom. Look for him and Hugh Hefner to hit the town together any day now.

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Brooke Mueller returned to the scene of the crime recently, and shed tears over the main who allegedly threatened to kill her with a knife.

During a taping of The World According to Paris - Paris Hilton's hilariously nauseating new reality show, on which Mueller somehow co-stars - Brooke dined with her mother and a friend in Aspen, the city where it all truly went downhill for her and Charlie Sheen.

Surrounded by such familiarity, Mueller said: "I'm reminiscing about last year and I'm kind of missing Charlie a little bit."

Brooke Mueller Reminisces About Charlie Sheen

Mueller's assistant asked why, considering the event of the past 12 months and how "miserable" Brooke has been, which led to tears from Mueller, a demand to leave the table and the quote: "He's the father of my kids... I'm allowed to miss parts of my ex-husband."

That's true. But if Mueller ends up regretting these words, she can at least take comfort in the fact that no one will watch her say them.

It wasn't all bad.

That's the message Denise Richards will send on July 26, in reference to her marriage to Charlie Sheen, when this Z-list actress releases a memoir. It will, hilariously, be titled "The Real Girl Next Door."

"People have only gotten the rotten stuff," Richards told Us Weekly about her relationship with Sheen. "There was a beautiful love story between he and I and I know that it went the way it went, but I talk more about how I felt during that time because I feel like a lot of women can relate to that."

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Charlie Sheen has remained relatively quiet over the last few weeks. But might that be because he's planning a major career move?

Insiders tell TMZ the actor is entertaining a "big offer" to anchor a sitcom that would debut on broadcast television as soon as January 2012. The troubled star is allegedly in "deep negotiations" for a deal that would not even require a pilot.

Sheen has not said much publicly since predicting the demise of Two and a Half Men in in mid-May.

Any network might receive some angry letters if it hired Sheen, but is there any doubt viewers would tune in for his new show? Would you watch it?

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller can't agree on much. But, for the sake of their children, the troubled former couple has reportedly settled on a custody arrangement.

Sources tell TMZ that lawyers for both sides met in court today and agreed that Sheen and Mueller would share legal and physical custody of their (poor) twins, Bob and Max. The parents just need to sign the papers now to make it final.

In news that is, unfortunately, equally exciting for Mueller, you can look for her tonight on the premiere of Paris Hilton's reality show, The World According to Paris. We wish we were making that up.

Got $7.2 million lying around? Anxious to reside in a home that has been witness to porn stars, cocaine use and numerous 911 calls?

Then we've got the real estate listing for you!

Charlie Sheen has placed his Beverly Hills mansion on the market, the same 7,924-foot pad where an all-night party in January led to his eventual firing from Two and a Half Men, official split from Brooke Mueller and downward spiral of an existence that resulted in a nationally humiliating tour.

MLS describes the property as follows:

"This custom-built Mediterranean in Mulholland Estates is an entertainer's dream with spacious public rooms, most of which open to a beautifully landscaped yard featuring a professional outdoor kitchen with dining area, pool and spa. Other features include a screening room and top-of-the-line appliances and finishes."

Goddesses, of course, are especially welcome.

Welcome to THG's new feature, in which two of our celebrity gossip experts debate topical issues in the entertainment world and you decide who wrote the winning argument!

Today, THG Asks: Will Two and a Half Men succeed with Ashton Kutcher?

YES by Hilton Hater

Two and a Half Men has been the highest rated comedy on TV for years. Therefore, in order for the show to be a success, it simply has to maintain the bulk of that audience.

That's why Ashton Kutcher is an ideal replacement for Charlie Sheen.

Is he particularly exciting? No. Can I name his last critically-acclaimed movie? Gosh, no. (Seriously, try sitting through Valentine's Day or Killers.)

But Kutcher is safe, much like the show itself. This isn't Community, which takes chances and offers up unique, outrageous stunts and storylines.

It's a bland, predictable, cliche-ridden half hour of nonsense.

Ashton's the same. He's got a big smile and many Twitter followers and won't require writers to think for more than three seconds about any line they pen.

Sounds like a boring winner to me.

NO by Free Britney 

#LOSING. My argument could begin and end there. Charlie Sheen may be a certified nut job, but he's right when he says he was Two and a Half Men.

If you think about it, the CBS comedy was a huge hit because it basically allowed the star to play a fictionalized but mostly accurate version of himself.

Charlie's popularity since going off the rails is proof of this. He's got serious issues, but he's a lovable loon, whether his surname is Sheen or Harper.

No offense to Ashton Kutcher, but ... Ashton Kutcher?

In the words of one respected TV critic, "I am far from impressed ... The move comes across as a shameless attempt to tap into a younger generation, one familiar with Kutcher from his days on Fox and MTV. I don’t think it will work.”

THG Asks you ... will Ashton and 2 1/2 Men thrive? Who won this argument?