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Cash Warren will be seeing Jessica Alba nude for the rest of his life.

Indeed, while some celebrities (we're staring daggers at you, Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz) milk every last dollar and ounce of publicity out of their marriages, Warren and Alba quietly tied the knot yesterday, her representative has confirmed.

They are expecting a daughter this summer.

Cash, Honey: Cash Warren and Jessica Alba are newlyweds.

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You heard it here first, yesterday afternoon, even though we weren't 100 percent sure it was more than celebrity gossip at the time - Jessica Alba is engaged!

The actress, 26, is set to marry longtime boyfriend Cash Warren.

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"Yes, I can confirm that they are engaged," her rep confirmed.

Jessica Alba flashed a HUGE engagement ring during a December 26 outing in West Hollywood, leading celebrity news sites like this one to assume Cash had popped the question. Jessica is three months pregnant with their first child.

For a fella who dates - then knocks up, then gets engaged to - one of the hottest women on Earth, relatively little is known about Cash Warren. His IMDB page lists him as a graduate of Crossroads School in Santa Monica, Calif., and Yale University.

The Hollywood Gossip recently learned that he is a longtime friend of Baron Davis, who plays for the NBA's Golden State Warriors. Hence the Warriors #5 on his cap in the first photo below. He is also apparently pals with Steve Nash - the two-time NBA MVP! That's Jessica, Cash, Steve Nash and his wife, Alejandra below!

Who are you, Cash Warren, with your hot fiancee and odd NBA connections!?

In any case, Jessica Alba and Cash Warren, 28, had split up in July after more than two years together, only to reunite in August or September.

Although the engagement is so on, their wedding might have to wait until after Jessica Alba gives birth. The reason? An obvious one.

A source recently said, "She doesn't want to be pregnant in a dress!"

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Jessica Alba recently announced she's pregnant, but she didn't say anything about an engagement. We just assumed Jessica Alba wasn't engaged to Cash Warren for that reason - but then we got ahold of this photo! Is that an engagement ring?

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Check out the rock: Are Cash Warren and Jessica Alba engaged? 

Now, our staff writers are no geniuses when it comes to celebrities being engaged, but that is Jessica Alba's left hand and ring finger we're talking about here - and that's gotta be at least a three- or four-carat rock resting squarely on it.

Did Cash Warren make an honest woman out of Jessica? Or is this just some extra bling she had kicking around? Guess we'll have to wait for official confirmation to see if these two are really engaged - but you heard this celebrity gossip here first!

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Cash Warren has made a deposit inside Jessica Alba.

And the couple will be seeing the return in less than nine months.

A Night Out

"I can confirm that Jessica and Cash are expecting a baby in late spring, early summer," said rep Brad Cafarelli.

Alba and Warren have been an item since the fall of 2004. They met when the man with the strange first name was a director's assistant on the set of The Fantastic Four.

There have been a few rocky times since then, as the pair reportedly broke up about three months ago. But they quickly reconciled and now have a child on the way to prove it.

If other rumors are true. Alba may be able to share a birthing class with Tiffany Pollard. That would be fun.

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Talk about a misguided Cash deposit!

Celebrity gossip circles are reeling from the news that Cash Warren may slept with Russian model Vera Mishina, thereby screwing up his rekindled relationship with Jessica Alba.

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Reportedly, the actress now regrets taking Cash back.

Mishina told her story to The National Enquirer, even passing a lie detector as she described "the night he picked me up and got me into his bed... acting like the world's biggest single man."

The random model went on to say: "But I found out that only hours after being with me, he was on a plane back to L.A., where he was then photographed having dinner with her (Alba) and acting affectionate."

That's true. We have the Jessica Alba picture to prove it.


No Money Shot, Honey: Cash Warren tries to explain away rumors of his cheating. Will Jessica Alba buy it? Will she give Cash credit for honesty? Can we come up with any more puns related to his name? Stay tuned!

"If he had told me they had gotten back together there's no way I would have allowed him to sleep with me," Mishina whined. "I now feel like all he wanted was a one-night stand. I feel used. Cash wasn't very honest to lead me along like he did. Jessica may want to rethink taking him back. He cheated on her the minute he was away from her."

Sounds like Cash will need to be pretty money to talk his way out of this dalliance.

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Say this about the Jessica Alba and Cash Warren photo below: at least it gives us the chance to use the witty pun in the headline above.

That's about the only comfort we find in this image, as it turns celebrity gossip into fact and proves that Alba and Warren are indeed back together.

No Honor

The couple had been broken up for a few weeks, giving hope to single males everywhere. But as Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil continue to show, true love often can't be denied.

Maybe there's still hope for Britney and K-Fed.

Looks like only Cash Warren will be seeing Jessica Alba nude for the foreseeable future.

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Sorry, Cash Warren. You really have seen the last of Jessica Alba nude.

Reportedly, the actress hasn't looked back since splitting from her boyfriend of two years.

Alba and Warren

The duo met up for lunch July 27, Us Magazine says, but it was to "say those final things that needed to be said," a source claimed.

"[Alba is] definitely enjoying being single right now," another pal confirms.

Indeed, the Fantastic Four actress and member of the Hot Jessica Club (along with Jessica Simpson and Jessica Biel) already hitting the Hollywood club scene. She popped up at L.A. hotspot Les Deux on Monday and Hyde on Sunday.

As if Alba's looks weren't enough to make every guy drool, there's also her stance on no-strings attached encounters when she's single.

"I don't really have a problem with just wanting sex. Never have," she told Cosmopolitan in 2005.

"I could have a one-night stand, and I'm the kind of girl who looks over in the morning and is like, 'Do you really have to be here?' I don't need to cuddle and do all that stuff because I know what it is and I don't try to make it more."

And all of a sudden Megan Fox has competition for the title of The Hollywood Gossip Dream Girl.

The actress said that she enjoyed playing the field before she began dating Cash in 2005. "I just wanted to see what it was like to be with different people," she said back then. "I don't think a girl's a slut if she enjoys sex."

Neither do we. Well, Lindsay Lohan still is.

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In the words of Chris Daughtry, "It's Not Over."

Only it probably still is. But anyway. Some pals of recently split Jessica Alba and Cash Warren say they are confident the two will eventually be back together.

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Despite their recent breakup, friends, say there's a good chance Cash and Jessica will iron out their differences and rekindle the passion. The main reason for the split?

"He wasn't ready for marriage, and Jessica is," says an insider close to the Fantastic Four star.

"It's simple as that. It's kind of cold that the press is saying she was just finished with him, because it isn't like that."

Huh? You mean to tell The Hollywood Gossip that Cash Warren wasn't ready to commit here? The whole stereotype about a guy being afraid to commit to one woman for the rest of his life kind of goes out the window when we're talking about Jessica Alba.

Tobey Maguire and Jennifer Meyer? That we could understand.

In any event, apparently Alba got some serious marriage pangs at the recent fairy-tale chateau wedding of her friend, Eva Longoria.

"Seeing Eva get married made Jessica wistful," says the friend. "That was the reason Jessica seemed to be in a terrible mood in Paris."

Here's hoping their own fairy tale also has a happy ending. But we have our doubts. The reason? She is Jessica Alba and he is Cash Warren.