by Free Britney at . Comments

Think Shauna Sand would miss a chance to reclaim attention from someone younger, more attractive and more popular stealing her sex tape spotlight lend a hand?

With the Carrie Prejean sex tape leaked and a company lined up to sell it if she's willing, Shauna wants Carrie to get off (heh heh) her high horse and take the cash.

Shauna Sand, who really has nothing better to do anymore, fired off a letter to Prejean in an effort to convince the "biblically correct" beauty queen to roll with it.

Vivid Entertainment has offered $1 million for the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Shauna is also distributing her nasty sex video through Vivid, so she knows what's up.

Shauna Sand Side Boob

Everyone needs a mentor. Shauna Sand is offering to be Carrie Prejean's.

In the letter, Shauna draws from her own experiences - how she decided not to waste "thousands of dollars" trying to fight the release of her "leaked" sex tape.

Instead, she worked out a deal with Vivid so she could maximize the profit provided by her disgusting sex romp ... which Shauna will also be actively promoting.

Of course, Shauna clearly wanted the thing to get out the whole time and created the "lawsuit" story for some free publicity, while Carrie's surprised everyone.

It's clear that any hypocritical ditz who lies about her age on the tape and makes claims to imply that God loves fake boobs didn't want this kind of PR. But hey.

In other sex tape news, how about Hiroko Mima and Anya Ayoung-Chee!? Wowza, those Miss Universe Girls are into some crazy stuff, from what we've heard.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Stop us if you've heard this before:

A D-list celebrity is about to star in a movie/reality show/release a book. She needs to garner publicity for it. Suddently, rumors of a sex tape pop up. The celebrity plays ignorant, only to eventually fess up to the video, cite it as a mistake and watch her Q-rating soar.

Sound familiar? We've been there, done that with Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian and Shauna Sand.

In other words: not only is Carrie Prejean dishonest, exploitive and manipulative - she's unoriginal.

The disgraced beauty queen, who was held up for months by conservative Christians as a value-based role model, appeared on Hannity last night and admitted that her sex tape is real.

"All by myself, I was sending a boyfriend at the time, who I loved and cared about, a video of me," she said. "Never did I think it would ever come out. It was bad judgment. It's embarrassing. It's humiliating to be talking about this on national TV."

Anyone else think Carrie will feel less humiliated once sales figures for her book, Still Standing, come out?

Oh, the Irony: Carrie Prejean titled her biography "Still Standing." She's in the news again, however, for lying down on video. And touching herself.

How did Sean Hannity respond to this admission? With a joke: "It would be really embarrassing if it was me," he said.

In possibly related news: Hannity wrote the foreword for Prejean's memoir.

If Hannity and the right want to ignore Prejean's topless photos and masturbation tape, that's fine. We agree, people are allowed to make mistakes. But at what point does any American with half a brain realize that Republicans have no better standing on the moral high ground than Democrats do?

Are there any Carrie Prejean supporters out there? We'd love to hear them defend their girl if so!

CHECK OUT THE INTERVIEW WITH HANNITY AFTER THE JUMP.

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by Hilton Hater at . Comments

As THG readers know, we've taken pleasure in mocking Carrie Prejean throughout her ridiculous ordeal with the Miss California pageant.

But even we had grown tired of this story, were happy to report that the two sides reached a settlement this week and were excited to move on to other items, such as the incredible Robsten spread in Harper's Bazaar.

However, Carrie is clearly the hypocritical gift that keeps on giving. TMZ reports the reason why the disgraced beauty queen was so quick to settle (for no money) with pageant officials:

Because their lawyers produced a homemade Prejean sex tape into evidence.

BL!SSS Magazine Spread

Carrie Prejean supporters were right all along: this photo is nothing, especially when compared to the sex tape Prejean filmed of herself.

The video depicts Prejean pleasuring herself. TMZ claims it actually saw footage from it months ago, but didn't publish it due to the graphic nature.

Once Carrie was made aware of her solo exploits possibly going public, she backed away from the negotiating table. Pageant officials will foot the $100,000 bill for her attorney and publicist, but the Jesus-loving porn star gets nothing.

Her book, however, hits stores this month. Insiders say a rumored title for Still Standing had been Carrie Prejean: Gay Marriage Sucks, I Swallow.