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Hard at work writing and shilling for her new memoir, it's hard to believe that Carrie Prejean makes time for love (well, besides self-love in those nude pics and videos).

But she does. Carrie's dating NFL scrub star Kyle Boller!

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The backup quarterback for the St. Louis Rams and Carrie Prejean have been dating since the summer, according to Radar Online, which broke the story today.

The gossip site also posted this cute photo of the two:

Carrie Prejean has proven to be a very bad liar and role model. Kyle Boller has impeccable credentials as a bad quarterback. It's a match made in heaven!

"I know she does like him a lot. I'm pretty sure she's happy," Prejean's brother Billy Arnone said, noting that she likes the Chargers, not Boller's St. Louis Rams.

Good thing, too. The Rams are 1-8 this season. Boller also sucks.

Something about Kyle is doing it for her, though. In her book Still Standing, Carrie wrote the following dedication to her man, whose identity we now know:

"To my Kyle: I am so blessed to have you in my life. You have shown me what love is. Thank you for supporting me through all this drama. I knew when we met there was something so special about you."

Clearly it wasn't his 71.5 career passer rating.

No word on how Carrie Prejean and Kyle Boller got together. Maybe his eHarmony profile said he was looking for a SWF with a penchant for homophobia, pleasuring herself on video, throwing hissy fits and stretching the truth.

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The folks at Funny or Die have released a Carrie Prejean sex tape parody that will leave you laughing ... or just disturbed. Probably a combination of the two.

First and foremost, it features serious Bush loving ... George W., that is. She won't shave hers until he gets reelected. Hey, you gotta stand up for something.

While there's no fake Carrie Prejean nude action, she's definitely getting into it, moaning to the imagery of something that really does it for her: Fox News.

Then there's a cameo by Perez Hilton, whose question at the Miss USA pageant first put Carrie and her political views on the map. It gets a little weird.

Follow the jump to peep this faux Carrie Prejean sex tape ...

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You won't believe this, but Carrie Prejean's father is on the side of his daughter.

As more and more people realize what an immature, attention-starved hypocrite he spawned, Will Prejean spoke to E! News and said he didn't understand why her solo sex tape was such a big deal.

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"Carrie is supposed to be doing all of these TV appearances to promote her book, and everyone can only focus on the tapes," he said. "I'm not someone who looks backwards. I think we need to look to the future."

Doesn't sound like Carrie's father will be reading her book. After all, it's focused entirely on events from the past.

Mr. Prejean also asked why no one discussed his daughter's charity work... only to ignore it himself and blast Miss California director Keith Lewis.

"[The pageant] is full of corruption and lies," he said. "[Lewis] can't run the thing and never has been able to."

Carrie's dad is careful not to cross Donald Trump, though, saying:

"He is just caught in the middle. He has been nothing but wonderful, really wonderful, to Carrie through all of this."

Except for the time where he referred to Prejean's stories as "nonsense," said Carrie should be "ashamed" and encouraged her to release her sex tape, that is.

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Think Shauna Sand would miss a chance to reclaim attention from someone younger, more attractive and more popular stealing her sex tape spotlight lend a hand?

With the Carrie Prejean sex tape leaked and a company lined up to sell it if she's willing, Shauna wants Carrie to get off (heh heh) her high horse and take the cash.

Shauna Sand, who really has nothing better to do anymore, fired off a letter to Prejean in an effort to convince the "biblically correct" beauty queen to roll with it.

Vivid Entertainment has offered $1 million for the Carrie Prejean sex tape. Shauna is also distributing her nasty sex video through Vivid, so she knows what's up.

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Everyone needs a mentor. Shauna Sand is offering to be Carrie Prejean's.

In the letter, Shauna draws from her own experiences - how she decided not to waste "thousands of dollars" trying to fight the release of her "leaked" sex tape.

Instead, she worked out a deal with Vivid so she could maximize the profit provided by her disgusting sex romp ... which Shauna will also be actively promoting.

Of course, Shauna clearly wanted the thing to get out the whole time and created the "lawsuit" story for some free publicity, while Carrie's surprised everyone.

It's clear that any hypocritical ditz who lies about her age on the tape and makes claims to imply that God loves fake boobs didn't want this kind of PR. But hey.

In other sex tape news, how about Hiroko Mima and Anya Ayoung-Chee!? Wowza, those Miss Universe Girls are into some crazy stuff, from what we've heard.

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When it comes to the bible, Carrie Prejean is like a woman at a buffet line.

She just picks and chooses whatever satisfies her cravings... for attention!

Carrie Prejean at the Mic

In an interview with Christianity Today, the disgraced beauty queen and spawn of Satan spoke on her breasts implants. She said she's sure God is totally cool with them because:

“I don't see anywhere in the Bible where it says you shouldn't get breast implants.”

A majority of Americans are against gay marriage. Fox News is the highest-rated cable news network, by far. Still, Carrie Prejean somehow claims she's in the persecuted minority.

Fair point. There's no specific citation in the Bible that condemns breast implants. But there is this passage from Thessalonians 4:3-5, which reads:

For this is the will of God, your sanctification: that you abstain from sexual immorality; that each one of you know how to control his own body in holiness and honor, not in the passion of lust like the Gentiles who do not know God.

Care to comment on that one, Ms. Multiple Sex Tapes?

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For the record: we don't care that Carrie Prejean is against gay marriage.

We find that stance close-minded and cruel, but she's entitled to the opinion.

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We do care, however, when someone consistently lies, whines, doesn't take responsibility and then hides behind religion as an excuse for her views and actions.

Prejean has borne all these qualities out for months, but a source has come forward with another example of her deceit: Radar Online reports that numerous naked photos and solo sex tapes of the disgraced beauty queen exist.

In an interview with Sean Hannity this week, Carrie referred to her masturbation video as "the biggest mistake of her life." But an insider says SEVEN others exist. That's a lot of big mistakes!

Might the public soon see one? Vivid Entertainment President Steven Hirsch is working on it. He told TMZ:

"The third party that brought the tape to Vivid affirmed that she was over 18 years of age at the time it was made.

In her self-serving memoir, Carries writes: “God gave us our bodies, and it’s perfectly right that we use them in ways where we can give glory to God."

Unless God is a horny young male, Prejean's actions might not match her profound bible quotes.

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When it comes to Carrie Prejean, Keith Lewis isn't an unbiased source.

The Miss California President has publicly feuded with Satan's mistress his former employee and even engaged in drawn out legal wars over religious discrimination and fake boob money.

So Lewis' past interactions with Prejean must be taken into account when he says the disgraced beauty queen is mentally unstable. But it's almost hard to argue with after watching her performance on Larry King Live.

"The public is finally getting a glimpse of the real Carrie Prejean who lives in her own delusional world," Lewis wrote in a statement to TMZ. "The childish behavior, her negative attitude, the sarcasm and condescending tone, the disrespect and continual lying she is demonstrating now is only a fraction of what we endured during her reign and after.

"Anyone who buys her book is supporting a woman who is actually the opposite of everything she claims to be.

"I sincerely hope she is able to get the psychological help I believe she has shown to clearly need."

Fortunately, according to preliminary Amazon.com sales figures, no one is buying Prejean's memoir. It currently sits at number 883.

We all know what this means: another "accidentally leaked" sex tape is on the way! Damn that liberal media for making Carrie resort to such measures!

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In an interview with Larry King last night, Carrie Prejean told the host: "Sarah Palin is my hero."

Incredibly, however, that was NOT the most ridiculous thing Prejean did or said during the segment!

Before throwing a fit and acting like a six-year old, Carrie expounded on her admiration for Palin. She said she admired the former governor's "strength and her courage," adding that Palin would "make a great President."

But Prejean also said Palin is "smart enough to get out of" politics. Indeed, why make a supposedly great President and help your country when you can earn money from speeches and books instead?

From there, Carrie took hypocrisy to a new level, even for herself: asked why she settled her lawsuit with the Miss California Pageant, Prejean refused to discuss the matter in any way, referring to King's question as "inappropriate."

Did Prejean forget that she had just spoken at length to Sean Hannity about her masturbation tape?

What made King's inquiries "inappropriate," yet Hannity's questioning completely welcome? We wonder if it had anything to do with the fact that Hannity penned the foreword for Carrie's book.

Prejean proceeded to take off her microphone and sit in the studio, pouting like a child. She's seen talking to handlers off-camera, unaware how to even storm out of an interview properly without direction from her PR staff.

It's a must-watch video for critics and supporters alike. To the latter, we must ask: how on earth do you defend this awful human being?

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It takes a lot to get on Donald Trump's bad side.

In May, the real estate mogul referred to Carrie Prejean as "honorable" and defended the beauty queen's risque photos as "beautiful... and, in many cases, actually lovely."

But Prejean throws her former supporter under the bus in her new memoir, writing that Trump divvied up Miss California contestants based on looks.

In response, the Donald has joined the ever-growing line of critics that have finally realized how self-serving and hypocritical of a human being Prejean is.

"Carrie should be ashamed of herself," Trump said." Certainly I would never do a thing like that because it would be too hurtful. I don't stand the ones that are less attractive to one side, and the beautiful ones on the other side. It was total nonsense... I don't even know how she came up with an idea like that."

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As for Prejean's sex tape, Trump has a proposal for the woman that claims to espouse wholesome values:

"She's trying to act like she's a nun... so maybe she should release the sex tape and people would see whether or not she is a nun."

Keith Lewis already has an answer to that question: she's not!

The Miss California pageant director is considering legal action against his former employee because she spread lies about him in Still Standing. Reads Lewis' recent statement:

"Her book is full of inaccuracies and outright lies. We are considering all legal options, but remain committed to the business of beauty. Ms. Prejean was fired because of breach of contract and her most recent admission is only further proof that our decision was not optional but mandatory.”

Did you agree with that decision? Should Carrie have kept her crown?

 

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If there's one thing Carrie Prejean is more adept at than touching her private parts on camera, it's shilling for herself and her book.

Despite claims to Sean Hannity that she's humiliated over the leaking of her sex tape, Prejean appeared on The Today Show this morning and discussed... the leaking of her sex tape!

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Prejean didn't apologize, nor did she repent in any way. Instead, she railed against an unfair, vicious universe!

"The main point is that there has been a campaign against me to try to silence me for the past seven months for what I said at the pageant... They tried to embarrass me. They tried to humiliate me. They tried to attack me. And I'm still standing."

You can guess the title of Carrie's new memoir, right? Still Standing. Segue, accomplished! Somewhere, her team of publicists is high-fiving.


For a change, Carrie Prejean touches her face in this picture... as opposed to other body parts.

Prejean supporters undoubtedly agree that the liberal media has been out to get their role model, even though every celebrity that's ever released a sex tape or posed topless has been skewered online.

In Carrie's defense, her fans have actually sent us a few excuses for her X-rated video. They include:

  • We're all made in God's image, so I was merely trying to touch God.
  • The Bible bans premarital sex. How else would I get off?
  • I saw the returns on Prop 8 and couldn't help myself!
  • Society made me do it!

Oh, wait. Prejean already said that last one. But she was referring to her semi-nude photos from a few months ago. It's so hard to keep track with her.

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