This week on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Carlton Gebbia and her husband, David, visited the Hustler store for some bedroom gear.
Nothing scripted about that at all. Or the fact that Carlton's mother-in-law joined the two of them, which wasn't awkward in the least. Oh no chance.
The mother-in-law is unfazed by Carlton's raunchy persona, though she does draw the line at Carlton's American flag bikini, calling it "too revealing."
Meanwhile, Yolanda called Brandi Glanville with a "911" situation of zits on her face for the night of her seven year anniversary with David Foster.
These are big issues when you're a real housewife.
Elsewhere on The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 4 Episode 9, Ken and Lisa decide to host a dinner so Brandi and Joyce can work stuff out.
Spoiler alert: Stuff was not worked out smoothly.