Capri Anderson

Blame Charlie Sheen, parents.

We do our best to remain a family-friendly site, only for this trainwreck of an actor to go gallivanting with porn stars across the nation, from New York to Las Vegas. First, there was Capri Anderson.

Now, there's Bree Olson. The Penthouse Pet, who actually interviewed to be a nanny on Keeping Up with the Kardashians (still believe that show is unscripted?), partied with Sheen in Sin City over the weekend and hung out with him over the holidays last month.

But is she an improvement over Anderson? Watch both women in (relatively innocent) action below and then decide...

Where would THG be without good cheating scandals? Sure, these women are trashy beyond belief, but boy do they keep things interesting with their sexting, locking themselves in closets, making up sex tape rumors and such.

We despise them. And applaud their efforts. Below are THG's esteemed finalists for the Rachel Uchitel Award as the top celebrity mistress of 2010 ...

Two of Tiger Woods' more disgusting, entertaining mistresses.

Devon and Joslyn James. Yes, we know Tiger Woods' mistresses are soo 2009. But Devon James and Joslyn James (no blood relation, LOTS of sexual relations) simply refused to crawl back in the hole from whence they came.

Brittney Jones. Ashton Kutcher's alleged mistress is relentless. That much cannot be disputed. Every time her accusations are shot down, she comes up with even more ridiculous ones. Threesomes, sex tapes ... snuff films may be next.

Even in divorce, Denise Richards can't get away from the mayhem Charlie Sheen leaves in his drunken wake.

Because the actor's ex-wife was actually present at dinner on the night Sheen allegedly went ballistic and eventually threatened the life of Capri Anderson - the porn star has said Richards left when she saw the evening turning into a night of "floozies" - police have contacted the actress.

Richards was also sleeping in the Plaza Hotel room across from her ex when cops arrived on the scene. She reportedly entered at some point and could have spotted evidence to be used in an investigation.

Meanwhile, a police spokesman spoke to E! News and gave some background on just what the NYPD is looking into, based on charges Anderson has brought against her one-time date.

Advantage Team Capri?

While Charlie Sheen and Capri Anderson wrestle back and forth in the media and in the courtroom - the latest development in the battle between this sitcom and porn star revolves around the former suing the latter for extortion - TMZ has uncovered a slew of text messages that back up at least two of Anderson's claims.

In an interview with ABC that aired yesterday, Capri said Sheen contacted her the day after he allegedly went berzerk inside a NYC hotel room and offered her $20,000 to not tell her side of the story.

She's also cited an expensive purse the actor destroyed during his rampage on the night of October 25. If the following text messages are to believed, exchanges between these two soon after this incident took place do at least confirm these aspects of Anderson's story.

Yesterday, Capri Anderson had her day in front of the camera, giving multiple interviews to ABC and explaining her side of the infamous night she spent in NYC with Charlie Sheen.

Now, the actor wants to have his day in court, as he's filed a lawsuit against the porn star, alleging she tried to extort him for $1 million in exchange for silence over his drug-fueled rampage that October evening.

In an interview that will air on ABC's Nightline this evening, Capri Anderson says Charlie Sheen wrapped his hands around her neck and used many racial slurs.

But that's far from all.

The porn star admitted to George Stephanopoulos on Good Morning America today that she was offered $3,500 to be Charlie Sheen's escort on October 25. Insisting this money was for her company, not her vagina, Anderson was joined by her lawyer and said she plans to sue Sheen for battery and false imprisonment.

Why didn't Capri initially tell police about lamps being thrown her way and death threats being issued, two of the allegations she elaborates on during the interview? Watch her answer in this video and decide whether or not she's credible:

Capri Anderson on GMA

For the first time she spent a night in New York City with Charlie Sheen last month, Capri Anderson is speaking out.

The porn star has given an interview to ABC - part of which will air today on Good Morning America and more later on Nightline - in which she says the evening "got really bad toward the end of the night."

Anderson says her date was "very loud" from the outset and "had no hesitations when it came to using derogatory language or cuss words." She goes on to mention "racial slurs" uttered by Sheen, one of many charges levied against the actor from October 25.

Do you believe Capri Anderson?

"It wasn't until he put his hands around my neck that I really thought to myself, 'You have gotten yourself a bad, bad situation,'" Anderson tells ABC News correspondent Ashleigh Banfield.

We know all about Capri Anderson's present: the porn star allegedly charged Charlie Sheen $12,000 for one night in New York City, which concluded with her calling hotel security on the rampaging actor.

As for the part-time escort's past? It's just coming to light, and it includes an arrest record.

In 2003 - when she was 15 years old and went by her birth name of Christina Walsh - Anderson was arrested for possession of 20 grams of marijuana and other drug paraphernalia. She was charged with two first degree misdemeanors, but the rest of her record has been sealed because she was a juvenile at the time.

Speaking to Radar Online, an ex-boyfriend named Micah Mayell said of Anderson: "When she was in high school she looked like a sweet, innocent girl, but the truth was, she was a teenage drug dealer.”

According to Capri Anderson, Charlie Sheen owes her $12,000. And, as of a new report, one Prada purse.

Sources tell TMZ that Sheen destroyed the expensive accessory of his date during his cocaine-based ransacking of a room in the Plaza last week. He was trying to find a watch he believed Anderson may have stolen.

The bag was "ripped to shreds," insiders say, adding that Capri had just purchased it for $1,600. Wow. Guess starring roles in Amateur Angels 22 and Do Me Wet really do pay off.

Police report that Anderson didn't say a word about a damaged purse when they spoke to her after the incident. As for Sheen's manager, Mark Burg, he got a solid dig in with his take on the allegation:

"Maybe she can get a Prada sponsorship out of this."

For a change, Capri Anderson is set on not taking something lying down.

Sources tell TMZ that the call girl is planning to sue Charlie Sheen for his actions in a New York City Hotel room this week.

It's unclear what the specific charges will be, but Anderson has made it known she felt as if her life was in danger when Sheen flipped out and threw furniture all over the place. She locked herself in a bathroom and phoned hotel security as a result.

Law enforcement officials say they don't plan to take any action against the actor, but Capri is supposedly owed $12,000 and sees this as a chance to strike it rich. It makes sense for her, too.

As someone that makes a living without any clothes on, why not sue the pants off someone?