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It's unclear whether or not it's as small as the one that belongs to her ex-husband, but Camille Grammer has a new penis in her life. The Real Housewife of Beverly Hills tells E! News she's with a new man.

"He's just a regular guy who's not in the business," she says. "He's very sweet, very caring... It's new. It has only been a couple of months."

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Camille adds that her "supportive" friends have helped her move on after divorce, while saying she's trying to be that same way for Taylor Armstrong, following the suicide of husband Russell.

"It was a shock to us and we were devastated by the loss of our castmate Russell. Right now our focus is on staying together and being there for our friend and supporting her through this difficult time in her life."

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This week, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills headed out on a lovely ski vacation in the Rocky Mountain State. What could possibly go wrong in that scenario?

Let's find out in THG's +/- recap!

Before they leave we get a quick tour of Kyle's dream home. She says she drove past it for years and would stop just to send out her good energy, hoping that this house would someday be hers. Well, here's Plus 5 for good energy. It looks like a lovely home. 

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The ladies head out for a Colorado ski adventure at Camille's place. How dangerous could it be? They could use a whole other limo for all of their luggage. Ladies, it's a weekend. You're not moving there. Minus 3.

This trip is a last hurrah for Camille who has to sell the ski chalet per her divorce agreement. It is a shame. The place is gorgeous but according to Lisa, Camille is in dire straits. She'll be down to only a couple of houses before long. Dear me. Minus 10. Heaven forbid someone be down to their last two mansions. How will she survive?

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The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills kicked off season two with quite a predicament on its hands, but in true reality TV fashion, it got over it quickly.

Let's recap the absurdity of it all in THG's +/- review ...

Russell Armstrong, wife of Housewife Taylor, committed suicide earlier this summer amid controversy of abuse allegations, a divorce, and financial troubles.

There was talk of postponing the season. There was talk of a memorial special. Instead we got a five-minute opener of the cast talking about how sad, angry, or guilty they felt and then ... we moved on. 

So we start with Minus 25. I'm not saying they had to dwell on it but a man's death seemed to deserve more than five minutes. Maybe it's just me.

But, moving on… If Lisa asked her little dog if it had to go wee wee one more time I thought I might be ill. Minus 5. And what's with the big push to get her daughter married off. She's only 24 for goodness sake. Minus another 5.

To Jason's credit he did the cute, old fashioned thing and asked her dad for permission. Plus 3 for going traditional.

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Camille Grammer turns 43 today. We'd wish The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star a happy birthday, but we really don't want to.

One needs to do more than fight publicly with one's ex-husband and whine incessantly on a reality show that glamorizes wealth and excess in order to receive any birthday wishes from the THG staff.

Happy Camille

Grammer, of course, will soon re-enter our lives on a weekly basis, as Bravo premieres season two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills on September 5. The suicide of Russell Armstrong will be addressed at the outset of the opener.

Look for Camille to talk a lot of trash about Kelsey Grammer throughout the fall, blissfully unaware that her children will someday watch these episodes and read all about her feud with their father online.

Did you know, for example, that he has a small penis?

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Details regarding the life and recent death of Russell Armstrong continue to pour forth, with the latest report painting this reality star in a disturbingly negative light.

According to a TMZ insider, just prior to filming on season two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Russell struck Taylor Armstrong so hard that he fractured her cheek bones and sent her to the hospital. The injuries, and subsequent photos, were "horrific," this source states.

Taylor Armstrong, Kyle Richards and Camille Grammer

Taylor Armstrong, Kyle Richards and Camille Grammer are all smiles in this photo. But a new report sheds light on their private pain.

Unsure how to handle the situation - would Bravo fire her for appearing uncooperative if she didn't show up for filming? - Taylor reportedly confided in Camille Grammer and Kyle Richards. She then told Russell about this conversation with her castmates.

The Bravo mole says he reacted by emailing Camille a "very threatening" message that contained "the rantings of a lunatic."

Taylor's bruises and breaks, meanwhile, required weeks to heal, delaying production on the series. Now, the actual premiere has been pushed back as the network wonders what to do about Russell's suicide.

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Camille Grammer says she regrets disparaging Kelsey Grammer's small penis, but make no mistake, she is still bitter toward her former husband.

The Real Housewife tells TMZ: "While the media added words and blew it out of proportion, I acknowledge my part in this and regret my remarks."

"Some joking remarks I made to Kyle Richards got picked up and caused my ex-husband great embarrassment and for that I sincerely apologize."

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Camille goes on to complain that she wants to settle their differences and move on with her life, "but Kelsey just seems to want to fight this."

Specifically, she claims "I offered a 50/50 physical split with joint custody and was soundly rejected." Moreover, he's cut off communication.

"I fear the message we're sending our children," says the former Mrs. Grammer. "Now he will only communicate with me through lawyers."

Or Katye Walsh, who responded to the remark about Kelsey's package by insinuating that perhaps Camille's vadge just wasn't getting it done.

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The Camille Grammer vs. Kelsey Grammer feud has officially entered it's I'm-rubber-and-you're-glue phase.

Last night, the Real Housewife of Beverly Hills said her ex-husband has an unimpressive penis. Now, Kelsey's fourth wife, Kayte Walsh - who has remained silent amidst all other barbs and slights against her man - has responded. She told TMZ this afternoon:

"Perhaps the fault lies not so much with the member in question but rather with the inspiration at hand."

That's likely the most poetic way we've ever heard one woman refer to another as ugly. It also begs the obvious question: Which of Kelsey's conquests would do the most for your member?

And the Winner is?

They have both done Kelsey Grammer. But which would YOU rather do: Kayte Walsh or Camille Grammer? View Poll »

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With Camille Grammer and Kelsey Grammer locked in a battle over their children, the reality star has decided to take the former couple's feud down to a childlike level.

First, in a promo for season two of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Camille references her ex and says: "big hands, big feet, big disappointment."

Asked to elaborate in the following video, Grammer responds: "I had that for 13 years, unfortunately." How mature and classy. Isn't it nice to know Camille's kids will be able to fire up this interview any time they want?

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Forget Mayor of New York City. Camille Grammer says her ex-husband has his political sights set much higher.

"He told me when I first met him that he wanted to run for president. This has been a lifelong dream for him," the reality star told The New York Post this week.

But if the actor really does run for office, he won't be able to count on at least a few votes.

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"He's got to learn how to run a family first before he can run a city," Kyle Richards told People, referring to Kelsey's ongoing custody struggle with Camille.

Added Lisa Vanderpump: "He's such a good example of great morals and family value. I'll be voting for him with a kick up the ass."

Would you vote for Kelsey Grammer for President of the United States?

 

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They're all coming back.

Following months of casting rumors regarding The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills - Will Camille Grammer leave due to her ongoing custody battle? Will Kim Richards' drinking cause her to take a step back? - Bravo has confirmed that all six cast members have signed on for season two, as evidenced by this new promotional photo:

The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 2 Promo Pic

Moreover, the show is introducing two new spoiled stars, both billed as friends of the cast: welcome, Brandi Glanville and Dana Wilkey!

Both appear in the following season two promo, which also highlights the main storylines coming our way in September: Taylor Armstrong's divorce, Camille's battle with Kelsey Grammer, Kim and Kyle working on their relationship... and many other developments that are in no way, shape or form scripted.

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