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Following weeks of public bashing and selfish, vindictive requests, Camille and Kelsey Grammer are officially an ex-couple.

A Los Angeles County Superior Court signed the divorce decree this afternoon, freeing Kelsey to marry Kayte Walsh on February 25 and enabling all of us to go about our lives in peace.

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To ensure the speedy split, the actor had to post $2.3 million, a sum that protects Camille's pension rights against any new spouse.

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Camille Grammer and Kelsey Grammer are one step closer to a divorce, just in time for the actor to get married again before the month is through.

At a hearing today, lawyers for both sides of this estranged, irritating couple told a judge they had agreed on the basics of a settlement. On Thursday, therefore, the court will receive the final divorce decree (i.e. "bifurcation") papers, with property and assets to be divided at a later date.

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Camille is so broken-hearted over this split that she's considering a move cross country... in order to appear on The Real Housewives of New York City.

The Big Apple hasn't been this afraid of a visitor since King Kong.

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Bravo viewers might not have seen the last of Camille Grammer after all.

Despite strong rumors that this attention-starved nut job will exit The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, Radar Online now quotes a source that says she may simply move east and appear on The Real Housewives of New York City.

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"She would consider making a guest appearance or several appearances on the New York franchise, but it would have to be done in a way that wouldn't disrupt Camille's schedule with the children," the insider says.

Of course - as she continues to prove by publicly bashing their father - Camille can't make any decisions right now because she's too focused on her children, who the friend describes as Grammer's "number-one priority."

Also of importance to this self-centered irritant? Not being painted as a villain if she does switch franchises. Says the source:

"It bothers Camille that the producers and execs at Bravo want to bring her on the show to stir up the pot. Camille doesn't want to be known as that 'mean' girl anymore."

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$#*! My Dad Says? More like $#*! anyone with an ounce of common sense won't watch!

Just a week after Tila Tequila guest-starred on this awful CBS sitcom, the network has announced that Camille Grammer will make primetime acting debut on that show's season finale.

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According to TV Guide, The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star will play a divorced reality star who goes house-hunting with Bonnie and Vince on her reality show within the show. Sounds hilarious!

Grammer previously starred in 1996's The Naked Detective as Annie O'Shea and as Bikini Girl in Westchester in 1997's Private Parts.

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We've posted another clip from this week's The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion special and it poses a philosophical question that has been debated by mankind for years:

Which is the more disgraceful act, posing in Playboy or starring in softcore porn?

The issue is raised on the Bravo series because Camille Grammer is asked about the hard time she gave to Faye Resnick a couple months ago. Among other reasons, Grammer said she took issue with Resnick's spread in Hugh Hefner's magazine. This prompts an easy reply from Kyle, as shown below.

Ummm, Camille. What about your adult film career?

Watch the clip and weigh in: Which is more disgraceful, Playboy or porn?

 

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Camille Grammer has made a name for herself, and will soon make a sizable chunk of cash for herself, by whining to everyone with a microphone that Kelsey Grammer cheated on her with Kayte Walsh and she never saw it coming and.. blah... blah... blah.

But on The View this morning, Grammer admitted something about her marriage that should have alerted her to problems long before Kesley sought comfort in another woman's bed:

The couple had not had sex in two years!

Such a revelation does not forgive Kelsey - cheating is cheating, kids; just file for divorce before breaking your vows - but it does paint the picture of a relationship on the (boring, unloving) rocks.

Pressed by Barbara Walters about the state of their sex life, Camille simply said: “We tried, but something just didn’t click with us on an intimate level.”

Perhaps because the pair couldn't decide which half should act as the woman? These two really need to shut up and go away.

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Earlier today, a judge granted the request of Camille Grammer to delay divorce proceedings with Kesley Grammer.

Still, despite this new development, at some point, our long national nightmare will end and these two money/attention-starved morons will legally split.

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When that day comes, of course, Kelsey will waste no time in marrying Kayte Walsh - and insiders say he wants Camille at the ceremony!

A friend of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star tells Pop Eater an invitation has been proffered because Kelsey is afraid his kids won't attend the wedding if their mother remains home.

"Camille is an amazing human being," this insider hysterically says. "For her, it's all about her children. She's willing to put her personal hurt aside to be a great mom."

With daughters Mason and Jude, Camille has said in the past that she knows she must get along with her ex-husband "because we have to co-parent and that's the correct way to do it."

Now, if only her actions actually matched those words...

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For a guy who reportedly enjoys sex like a woman, Kelsey Grammer is taking a manly stance in his divorce proceedings with Camille Grammer.

The actor has made his case to a judge that he's taken every step necessary to be legally free forever from his wife. In new legal documents obtained by TMZ, Kelsey is asking the court to officially grant the split.

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Please just kiss Kelsey goodbye already, Camille.

The only things holding it up: greed and vindictiveness.

Camille has turned down a $30 million offer already, and now Kelsey refuses to put up a $10 million bond that would keep everyone honest while they negotiate the final settlement.

Kelsey wants to be free from one marriage so he can begin a new one: he's engaged to 29-year old Kayte Walsh. A hearing is scheduled for Wednesday. An anxious world awaits.

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Camille Grammer appeared on Lopez Tonight yesterday and, in truly shocking fashion, discussed her failed marriage in front of millions.

Asked if she regretted implying that ex-husband Kelsey Grammer was a cross-dresser, Camille played the exchange with Howard Stern off as a joke. She said:

"I just regret that people don't take it as a joke. They take it so seriously. We were just being funny and having a good time."

Because, hey, if there's one thing Camille Grammer is known for, it's her sense of humor.

Grammer than made everyone man on the planet happy when she said she wasn't dating and also wasn't looking to ever settle down again:  "I don't want to get married," she stated.

We'll see if she sings that same tune once she blows through her enormous divorce settlement.

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Fans of The Real Housewives of Beverly Hills must wait until January 27 to hear Camille Grammer whine, bitch and moan about getting paid six figures to follow a script penned by Bravo writers.

But we've seen a clip of this show's reunion special and can pass along some nuggets from one of the world's most hated reality stars.

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"The whole season was set up to make me look bad," Camille tells host Andy Cohen, turning to address Kyle Richards: "You bully me all the time and I'm fed up."

Shoots back the aunt of Paris Hilton: "Quit using the buzzword of the moment."

Wow. Don't miss this special, readers. Unless you have something better to do. Really, absolutely anything would qualify as such.

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