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Newlywed Bruce Willis is celebrating his recent marriage to model Emma Heming with - what else - a kinky, S&M-themed “honeymoon” photo spread for W Magazine.

Britney Spears would be so proud.

“I went from ‘F*%k love’ to ‘Love is truly the answer,’” the actor said.“I spent the last 10 years single and, for the most part, unhappy. In a dark place. Then I started hanging around Emma, and on a day-to-day basis my life became much happier.”

Here's a hot shot of the happily married pair ...

Bruce and Emma Willis

Happy is not how we would describe W spread, where an occasionally topless Emma Heming drags a nearly naked Bruce Willis through a dimly-lit “honeymoon hotel.”

But really, whatever floats their collective boat is fine by us. Better that than becoming completely Twitter obsessed like Ashton and Demi, are we right? We are.

Emma then assumes full control of the situation while donning an odd costume. Poor Bruce, having to be subjected to such treatment. We feel for the guy.

Click to enlarge a couple of the strange pictures of the Willis duo in W below ...

  • Kinky Emma Heming Pic
  • Emma Heming Riding Bruce Willis

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Welcome, fans of celeb news and gossip, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, our Friday feature in its 75th week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

Bruce Willis, 54, and new hot wife Emma Heming, 30, certainly made for easy targets, but we chose the caption submitted by Kate as the best. Congratulations!

Emma Heming, Bruce Willis

OK honey, I'm thinking a full frontal shot for my Twitter page. That'll blow Kutcher's granny panty shot out of the water!

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It took awhile, but Bruce Willis has officially moved on from Demi Moore.

The action star married girlfriend Emma Heming earlier today on Parrot Cay. It's located on the Turks and Caicos islands in the Caribbean.

Luisana Loreley Lopilato de la Torre and Michael Buble

Demi Moore, Ashton Kutcher and Madonna were among the guests in attendance at the ceremony. Willis, 54, and Hemming, 32, have been dating for approximately a year.

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Bruce Willis and the whole gang - including girlfriend Emma Hemming and daughter Tallulah Willis - show their support for Demi Moore on Monday night at New York City's Soho Grand for the party following a screening of Flawless.

Emma Hemming and Bruce Willis certainly seem very happy together lately. Perhaps they'll get married one day, much like Demi and Ashton Kutcher.

Demi Moore Red Carpet Pic

It's good to see Bruce and Demi are still on such good terms. What's also good to see if you ask us is the lack of Rumer Willis in this photo. Girl's kinda whack.

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Move over, Matt Encinias. You aren't the only previously unheard of person to see a celebrity topless recently.

Of course, we'd probably choose to ogle Britney Spears over Bruce Willis. But, hey, you could do a lot worse than the Die Hard star.

Seen here, Karen McDougal is probably thinking that exact thing. The visor-wearing young hottie is taking a dip in Porto Cervo, Sardinia with the ex-husband of Demi Moore and all-around good guy.

Hot new couple alert: Karen McDougal and Bruce Willis.

Considering the weird, partly nude Rumer Willis photos floating around the Internet, there's a good chance McDougal - the 1998 Playboy Playmate of the Year - is helping to comfort Bruce the best way someone with her physical attributes can... if you know what we mean!

We mean she better wash that right hand before eating.

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It's hard to say where checking out the body of one's own teenage stepdaughter ranks on The Hollywood Gossip's ogling scale.

Certainly above the jaw-dropping, head-snapping, whistling, cat-calling antics exhibited by working-class British stiffs upon seeing Kate Middleton or Sienna Miller.

An Ashton Kutcher Love Child?!?

And probably even a bit higher than Diddy leering at Jessica Biel during an awards show. That body is something to behold, but the man's got Kim Porter and twins at home!

Yes, we'd have to say that Ashton Kutcher has raised (or lowered) the proverbial ogling bar by openly gawking at his wife's daughter, Rumer Willis…

Rumer's dad, Bruce Willis (also pictured here) has actually spoken quite fondly of Ashton Kutcher, the new, much younger husband of Demi Moore.

But the Die Hard actor has also been known to make thinly-veiled threats to anyone even thinking about trying something with his daughters.

Let's hope Bruce Willis doesn't get a look at this picture… and let's also hope Ashton doesn't decide to stare at Tallulah Willis next. That'd just be weird.

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Thanks to People magazine for this great collection of quote-worthy material from some of our favorite celebrity gossip mainstays...

"Yes, in 10 years. For the moment, there are still so many things I need to accomplish."
- Beyoncé, when asked by the June issue of France's Questions de femmes magazine if she wants to have her own family

Beyonce Booty Baby

"I don't really pay attention to all that. It's only when people start to treat me like one that it really freaks me out."
- Jessica Alba, on the notion of being a sex symbol, to Parade magazine

"I always put one of them in charge. If they bring a little group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude... you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you, and you'll be last.'"
- Bruce Willis, pictured with daughter Rumer Willis, on his method for keeping Rumer and her sisters safe from teenage boys

"I cannot stand dealing with people in this business. You have all these people you pay who are supposed to be on your side, but I can't trust them like I can my mother."
- Knocked Up star Katherine Heigl, on choosing her mom as her talent management team

"I think she should definitely be punished, but going to jail for a traffic violation is pretty absurd."
- Nicky Hilton, on sister Paris' jail sentence, which she started serving Sunday night

"My thin phase is gonna go soon."
- Courtney Love, on fearing that she'll reverse her recent dramatic weight loss when she quits smoking, on her Web site

"The mighty Sting momentarily looks like a petulant pansy instead of the god of rock."
- Police drummer Stewart Copeland, rating his bandmate's performance during a reunion concert in Vancouver, on his Web site

"I'm so happy. Sometimes very tired, but mostly just a happy mother. I like to get [the babies] out now, just go out and show them the world. Say hi to the flowers."
- Marcia Cross on the joys of motherhood

"They've asked me a hundred times, 'Are you married?' How many times can you say you're not married? You get asked all these personal questions and a lot of times I've just got to put some humor in it to deal with it."
- Enrique Iglesias, on why he told the press that he was now divorced from Anna Kournikova, though the still-together couple has never married

"I wasn't afraid of dying as much as I was really afraid of getting my hair cut. It might sound funny, but it's true."
â€" Marilyn Manson, on his childhood fears

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It wasn't a stretch for Bruce Willis to play an over-protective father in his new movie, Live Free or Die Hard, which comes out June 27.

"I can relate to it, but that's overly dramatized in the film," Willis, 52, told reporters Friday at a press event for the movie in Van Nuys, Calif.

Bruce Willis and Ashton Kutcher

"My relationship with my daughters is a lot more upfront than that, and what we've done, as parents, is to try and send the girls out in the world with as much information about what those 16- and 18-year-old boys are thinking, and hopefully that'll keep them safe."

Bruce Willis is dad to Rumer Wills, 18; Scout Willis, 15; and Tallulah Willis, 13, with ex-wife Demi Moore.

And while he might not blow up terrorists like his Die Hard character, John McClane, he admits he can be a bit of a tough guy when it comes to his daughters' suitors.

"I'm not hard at all," Bruce Willis said with a smile. "I just tell [the boys] I want to meet them. That's the only thing I ask for. I just give them that look, that little look."

No word on whether he gives Rumer Willis' BFF, Hayden Panettiere, that look.

Another intimidation technique of Bruce's: putting somebody "in charge."

"If they bring a group of guys over to the house to have a pool party or whatever, I just say, 'Dude, what's your name?' and he says, 'Uh, Cinjun.' Then I say, 'Okay, Cinjun, you're in charge. If anything happens to one of my daughters, I'm coming to you first, and then I'm going to kill all your friends right in front of you," Willis said. "And you'll be last.' Cinjun, if you're listening to this ..."

Apparently, the Willis daughters - who also have a protective step-dad figure in Ashton Kutcher of all people, managed to emerge well-adjusted.

Said Justin Long, who plays John McClane's geeky, computer-hacking sidekick in the upcoming Die Hard film:

"I had the good fortune of meeting the daughters, and they're all very smart, very elevated. They made fun of us mercilessly, but in a very witty, mature way. So someone did a good job."

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Talullah Willis, the teenage daughter of Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, is legally changing her name - because she never liked the one her parents picked out for her.

Bruce Willis went public with his 13-year-old's name-change plans during a taped appearance on The Late Show With David Letterman.

Demi Moore Tabloid Cover

"She wanted me to mention here on the big show that she's legally changing her name from Talullah to Lula, just Lula. She doesn't like her name," said Willis.

Willis, Demi Moore and Ashton Kutcher have agreed to let Tallulah go through with her strange plans - because they're well aware of what it's like to grow up with a name you don't like.

"I didn't care for own my name," Willis admits.

"Especially after my father told me that he named me after Bruce Wayne, Playboy millionaire."

No word on whether Tallulah's even more absurdly-named sibling, Rumer Willis, is planning a similar name change. Probably not, since she's so busy tagging along with Hayden Panettiere and Lindsay Lohan.

Regardless, we applaud Tallulah's honesty and a desire to improve her social status by shedding that ridiculous name. Other celebrities that should at least consider a like move:

  • Jamie Lynn Spears. Her parents names? Jamie and Lynn. Absurd.
  • Marilyn Manson. He's a dude. With a girl's name.
  • Ryan Seacrest. And you wonder where the gay rumors start.
  • Prince Michael Jackson (I & II). Come on. It's a ridiculous name for one kid. You don't need to duplicate it.
  • Spencer Pratt. Doesn't sound nearly evil and manipulative enough.

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