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Keeping up with the Kardashians is about to give us something to scream about.

According to a new trailer at least.

The Most Annoying Family on Reality Television kicks off Keeping up with the Kardashians Season 9 with a two-night premiere on January 19 and January 20.

And, based on the following teaser, we'll see Kris Jenner awkwardly dancing on new episodes, along with Bruce Jenner playing dress up and Kim Kardashian receiving a proposal from Kanye West.

Did you know they were engaged?!? You will next week...

Remember to watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online in order to catch up prior to the premiere.

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Ready to relive the drama?

Of Bruce and Kris Jenner's separation? Of Khloe Kardashian's floundering marriage from Lamar Odom? Of Kim Kardashian getting engaged to Kanye West?

E! has released a new trailer for Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 and it teases all these developments via a montage of family photos and a series of audio clips.

Wanna hear Khloe get angry? Kim gush over motherhood? Then ride or die with the Kardashians now and prepare for the Season 9 premiere on Sunday, January 19:

For a longer look at what's to come next month from America's royal family of reality television, watch the extended Season 9 trailer after the jump ...

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Late last week, following the news that he was separated from Kris Jenner, Bruce Jenner cursed off a cameraman.

But E! viewers learned last night that this wasn't the first time the reality star went off on the process, as he laid into some paparazzi on the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians... Kanye style!

From Bruce's temper to Kim's ridiculous pregnancy preparation, let's break down the latest installment in out patented THG +/- system, shall we?

With her due date a month away, Kim hires a "glam square" to make sure she's beautiful in the deliver room. MINUS 37 for having her priorities slightly askew.

But PLUS 12 to Kourtney for telling her sister that she's being "unrealistic" about how labor works, also giving her a compliment: “Do you know how pretty you are with no makeup on?”

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Sunday on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we saw perhaps the first hints of Khloe's well-documented relationship problems looming on the horizon.

While in the past, Khloe has been open, honest and outgoing - whether you like it or not, she is who she is - this week she seemed extremely withdrawn.

Most likely because things with Lamar Odom are unraveling.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- KUWTK recap ...

Watching Khloe Kardashian struggle to maintain her privacy, which she is supposedly adamant about despite being who she is? A delicate balance.

Delicate and awkward.

One got the sense from watching this week that the mostly-staged show was trying to delve into Khloe's real problems and couldn't decide how.

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Family drama is par for the course on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but this week saw more bitterness than the usual Kim Kardashian-related fare.

Brody Jenner kind of sort of full on went after stepmonster-in-law Kris Jenner for caring more about money and celebrity gossip attention than family.

Ouch. How did this come about and how did it play out?

Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Brody and Kris Jenner

Things did not get off on the right wrong foot between Kris and Brody, to put it mildly, when she didn't invite him to Greece for the big family trip.

Once that slight had been rectified, she spent the whole time making awkward overtures to win him over. Already we're at a Minus 100 here, Kris.

And oh, did it get worse from there ...

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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