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Last night on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, which returned with little fanfare opposite the Breaking Bad finale and every other show, camel toe was the story.

Khloe Kardashian being the chief offender. Kourtney and Kim Kardashian called out their little sister for her constant wardrobe malfunction down under.

Let's get to that and more in THG's +/- recap!

Khloe on Keeping Up

Kourt reveals during a pajama party with friends that while all women have some issues with C-toe at times, Khloe's is out of control on a regular basis.

“We’ve all had our camel toe moments but Khloe lets the camel be shown,” Kourtney said, then gives her an apparatus to help hide it. Plus 150 for sisterly love.

“It is what it is. I have a big p--sy, I can’t control it,” Khloe said. Plus 150 for owning that p--sy. Minus 300 for Lamar ditching it for Polina Polonsky's "crack."

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Following his second procedure of the last two years to remove a growth from his face, Bruce Jenner has issued a statement in regard to his health.

Speaking to E! News, the First Father of Reality Television acknowledged he’s suffering from “basal cell carcinoma" and underwent "Mohs surgery" this week to take care of the issue.

“I have been struggling with this for several years and appreciate all of the support and prayers while I continue to fight the battle against skin cancer,” Jenner said, adding a life lesson and passing along advice:

“This has taught me to be extra vigilant when out in the sun and I encourage others to get regular checkups and always wear sunscreen.”

Well put, BJ. Let's hope all fans take note and let's also hope daughter Kim Kardashian is serious about getting out of the public eye.

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With Kim Kardashian reportedly considering plastic surgery in order to return to a Size 2, sources now confirm that Bruce Jenner has undergone surgery of a very different kind:

For skin cancer.

Family sources confirm to TMZ that Jenner had a chunk of tissue removed from his nose on Monday. The procedure required 30 stitches (which explains the bandages on his honker this week) and was required due to overexposure to the sun.

Bruce Jenner on the Street

Bruce also had a cancerous growth taken off the side of his face in January 2012 and has been told to take extra precautions when he plays golf.

We can't blame the guy for wanting to get outside - you have seen his family in action, right? - but let's all hope he makes a full recovery and never needs any additional growths removed.

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Kris and Bruce Jenner have been living separate lives for some time, but their turbulent relationship has hit a new low, according to a new report.

Sources say the couple's "loveless" marriage is over, she's no longer wearing her wedding ring and they haven’t had sex with each other in years.

Years.

Rumors of an "imminent" Kris Jenner divorce have been an afterthought lately for the famous reality TV family, which has been in the news 24/7.

Even by their standards, it's been a crazy couple of months.

Between Khloe Kardashian’s own troubled marriage, Lamar Odom's crack addiction and golden child Kim Kardashian giving birth, Kris has her hands full.

That, insiders say, is a big part of the problem for the once-happy pair:

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, a sex tape was the talk of the household ... and for once, it didn't involve the family member you think.

No Kim Kardashian sex tape to be seen here, fans.

Sadly. We're talking something not nearly as hot.

It was revealed that a Kris Jenner sex tape supposedly exists, which would be more mortifying if it weren't amusingly mocked by Kourt and company.

Meanwhile, Khloe Kardashian struggled with memory loss, while Kendall opted to spend more time with the Jenner side of the family, to Kris' consternation.

How did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Khloe’s alleged memory issues allegedly came to a head during a conversation with Kris and Kourtney, who say Khloe never remembers any details!

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The woman behind the Kim Kardashian sex tape has made a sex tape of her own.

This unfortunate, disgusting, nauseating piece of information will come out on Sunday during the latest episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, as Bruce Jenner interrupts Khloe Kardashian to tell her that discussion over sexy photos in front of her young sister may be inappropriate.

This, naturally, leads Kris Jenner to jump in, challenge her husband... and admit to the packed table that she and Bruce once filmed a sex tape.

Did they successfully erase the video? It's unclear. Will it ever be released? God, let's hope not. Watch the clip now:

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Talk of a Khloe Kardashian divorce is running rampant these days, considering the rumored infidelity and substance abuse problems of husband Lamar Odom.

And if this split does indeed go down, the latest issue of In Touch Weekly claims Khloe won't be the only newly single member of her family: Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner are also allegedly on the outs!

“They can’t hide the truth much longer,” a source tells the tabloid. “After years of fights, cheating allegations and public humiliation, friends confirm the rift in Kris and Bruce’s relationship is deeper than ever - and after 22 years of marriage, divorce is right around the corner.”

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the very first North West photo was revealed and Khloe Kardashian-Lamar Odom divorce rumors escalated.

Wait, that was real life. We forget that the show lags by a few months.

On the E! program, we saw (the producers pretend to have) Kim Kardashian hatch a plan to get back at her judgmental family by secretly feeding them placenta.

Meanwhile, Rob shocked everyone when the producers had him take up chainsaw art in Khloe's yard, and late night jokes began to bother someone.

Who was it? And how did it all play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, according to this week's script, was debating whether she should eat her own placenta when the baby arrives. As moms do sometimes.

Kourtney, of course, was all for it, saying she'd eat it too. Heck, she'd even have a third child just to eat placenta. Kourt is all over this kind of thing. Plus 100.

The rest of the family? Not so much. Minus 100.

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It's all about Kim Kardashian, morning, noon and night. We learned that last week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, not that it wasn't obvious prior to that.

Despite being the Golden Child (or Golden Ticket), even Kim can't help but feel a little washed up these days, pregnant and isolated and lonely and bored.

So she's obsessed with young Kyle Jenner. Naturally.

What contrived nonsense did this obsession spawn?

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style below ...

These are actual Kim Kardashian quotes:

  • "I want Kylie to remember that I have cool style and cool taste."
  • "I just want to see what the young crowd is about."
  • "[Kylie Jenner] is the real deal."
  • "I just want to be cool again."

Yeah. Minus 7,000.

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Kim, Kim, Kim. It's all about Kim Kardashian, the Golden Child.

Or Golden Ticket, that might be more accurate. Call her what you want, there's no question that Kim is and has been Kris Jenner's favorite kid, bar none.

It's no surprise, then, that Kris proved once again on Sunday night's installment of Keeping Up With the Kardashians that she will do anything for Kim.

Or that others will notice and get pissed.

THG recaps the gripping episode, +/- style ...

When Kim Kardashian discussed moving back home in anticipation of baby North West's arrival, Kris was all good with that. What Kim wants, she gets.

She didn't bother to even ask anyone else.

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