Bruce Jenner

Brandon Jenner - brother of Brody Jenner, son of Bruce Jenner, half-brother of Kylie and Kendall Jenner, and stepbrother of Kim, Khloe and Khloe Kardashian - got married yesterday in Hawaii to singer Leah Felder in an intimate ceremony.

Bruce, Brody, Kendall and Kylie Jenner all attended. Take a look:

Brandon and Brody are Bruce's sons with ex-wife Linda Thompson. Kris Jenner had Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and Rob with her ex, Robert Kardashian, Sr.

Noticeably absent from Brandon's wedding were Kim, Kourtney and Khloe Kardashian, who were spotted going to lunch together in L.A. on Thursday.

All three Tweeted and/or blogged their congrats, however.

Kim wrote on her blog, "Huge congrats to my step brother Brandon and his gorgeous new wife Leah!” Khloe, using a pic sent to her by her sisters, wrote:

“I just wanted to send a HUGE congratulations and so much love to my brother Brandon and his new wife Leah. Wishing you all the happiness in the world!”

Kourtney wrote: “I want to wish a huge congratulations to my step brother Brandon and his stunning fiance Leah who are marrying today. Sending my love to you both.”

Congratulations to Brandon, Leah and the whole family!

On Sunday night's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kris Jenner the momager reared her obnoxious head early and often. On Monday's special Memorial Day episode?

More of the same.

"I am in L.A. for literally 24 hours and my mother is on the phone handling business calls," Khloe Kardashian-Odom laments during a family dinner.

Pretty much.

Even Kim Kardashian, the woman without an original thought, weighs in: "My mom is losing focus of the family time that we just really want."

How bad did it get? Let's find out in THG's recap!

"My divorce has been really draining, really stressful," Kim laments. "I just want to leave this chapter of my life behind me." Girl, it was more like a foreword. No way 72 days of a fake marriage makes up a full chapter. Minus 100.

Khloe's advice? Do something SILLY! Like put on a wig! Man, the writers are getting more creative by the week over at E! Kim is basically a mannequin who reads cue cards.

Eh, not bad for a girl devoid of personality or talent. Plus 15.

"I'm kind of obsessed with 007." - Kim. That was her nickname for Ray. Plus 5. EDITOR'S NOTE: It wasn't really. But that would've been awesome.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back!

Sadly, this season has been all Kris Jenner.

On last week's Keeping Up season premiere, Khloe Kardashian's paternity non-issues took center stage. This week, she's on the outs with Kourtney Kardashian.

Why? Find out here in our official rekap!

Kourtney Kardashian is not a fan of her mom's book. Or new attitude. "My mom's just like, talking about some hot guy at the concert and I just find every little thing she's saying annoying," she says. "She's a married woman, it's just inappropriate."

It's the past that really bugs her though. The two have it out over her mother's affair and subsequent divorce, something that makes this contrived, scripted show feel real and close to home for the first time probably ever. Plus 30.

"I didn't do something on purpose to hurt you," Kris says. "I was too young and stupid to make a good decision. If I had to do it all over again obviously I wouldn't do it." No, Ryan Seacrest Productions would never have written it. Minus 20.

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Keeping Up With the Kardashians is back!

That's right, the most boring, scripted show on TV is SO back!

On the Season 7 premiere, Kim and her giant boobs gush about the importance of family, Kourtney reveals the gender of her second baby, Khloe and Kris clash over whether she should take a DNA test, and Bruce takes $h!t from everyone.

Basically all stuff we already knew or didn't care about. Anyway, here's our recap!

Kim Kardashian: "After going through a divorce this past year, it just taught me that family is the most important thing." Well, family and Kanye. Plus 10.

Khloe's in town, but no one bothers to tell Bruce dinner is ready, and he doesn't bother to come downstairs. Blame is shared equally there. Minus 15.

"What does a guy got to do to get a little respect around here?" he says. Not be surrounded by a bunch of money-grubbing reality stars? Minus 10.

OMG ... is Khloe a biological Kardashian? The DNA test drama resumes as  Kris Jenner is consumed with the paternity rumors re: Khloe Kardashian.

"This story is not going away," Kris laments. Yeah, because you have Google alerts set up and are filmed talking about it for your show. Minus 30.

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Kim Kardashian has grown closer to her family than ever before. Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick are preparing for a new baby.

Khloe Kardashian is striving to spend time with her loved ones. Rob Kardashian is finding his way in business

Bruce and Kris Jenner are hitting a rough patch when the former reveals he feels taken for granted.

If these storylines - included in the official E! press release for season seven of Keeping Up with the Kardashians - don't grab your attention, good. There's hope for you yet. But if they DO somehow make you anxious to tune in for new episodes...

... well, those premiere on May 20.

Click through a series of promotional photos of the family now:

Prepare to watch Kim Kardashian cry fake tears over at least a half dozen more divorces, E! viewers, as the network announced today that it has renewed Keeping Up with the Kardashians for three more seasons.

The new deal is worth $40 million for the family, and that figure does NOT include all the revenue Kim, Khloe, Kourtney and kompany will earn by simply Tweeting and pretending to be your pal on Facebook.

Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 7 Promo

The contract also does NOT cover additional seasons of Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami, Kourtney and Kim Take New York or Khloé & Lamar, along with any future spin-offs producers can conjure up (Kris Does Menopause? Kendall Studies For Her Learner's Permit?).

Keeping Up with the Kardashians premieres its next season on May 20, with the only real question remaining:

How much air time will be dedicated to Kim and Kanye West?

That's it. We are gonna have to boycott Ellen DeGeneres after all.

Not because she's the spokesperson for JC Penney, of course, nor because she's a homosexual. But because the talk show host interviewed Bruce and Kris Jenner on air today, actually treating the topic of their daughter's marriage to Kris Humphries like a legitimate story.

"I trust my kids and we give them a lot of support," Kris Jenner said. "As a mom you want your kids to be really happy. What makes them happy makes us happy. It's our job to support them, so I don't question some of their decisions."

This same nonsense went on for a couple minutes, with Ellen even saying at one point it "must be hard" to be Kim these days. At least we assume she was talking about Kim; she may have been referring to Ray J's penis when he was having sex with Kim on tape.

Bruce and Kris Jenner on Ellen

Bruce Jenner had a scare at the doctor's office on Friday, but all now appears to be okay with the Kardashian patriarch.

Sources confirm that the former Olympic Gold Medalist scheduled an appointment due to a red mark on his face. His physician removed a small piece, a biopsy revealed it to be cancerous and Jenner later had a larger chunk taken out at an outpatient facility.

The reality star must stay out of the sun, but is expected to make a full recovery. TMZ has posted a photo of Bruce, post-surgery.

We don't even have a Kim Kardashian joke to make here. We're glad to hear Jenner will be okay.

Looks like The Help is turning on The Kardashians.

A former family nanny is shopping a tell-all book about her time with the famous family before they were that famous. Spoiler alert: She's not a big fan!

Pam Behan, served as a nanny, personal assistant and cook for Bruce and Kris Jenner for years, getting to know the Kardashian girls and Brody Jenner.

She couldn't stand Brody or his brother Brandon (Bruce's kids from his first marriage), calling the two Jenner boys "extremely spoiled and disrespectful."

As for the K-squad?

Pam describes her relationship with Kris Jenner as a "love/hate" thing. We totally get it. Sort of like THG's relationship with her, only without the first part.

Despite selling him out in a book, she seems somewhat fond of Bruce, claiming he helped her avoid prosecution when she was busted for DUI a while back.

Behan promises to reveal some "intimate details" about Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, which is surprising, as the girls were reportedly very fond of her.

Then again, it could be one of those empty promises used to sell books, since no one would by a tell-all about Brody Jenner. Sorry B. Just how it is.

Several agents have indicated interest, but no deal has been struck yet.

[Photo: WENN.com]

Yesterday's THG Caption Contest yielded some great entries, as always.

Our readers didn't disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of Scott Disick and his baby mama's stepdad Bruce Jenner. Your winner is HVAC.

Congratulations on a job well done. The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Nikki and Cindy. Thanks to everybody for sending in their efforts and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Former Olympic Champ meets total Douche for lunch.