Bruce Jenner

That's it. We are gonna have to boycott Ellen DeGeneres after all.

Not because she's the spokesperson for JC Penney, of course, nor because she's a homosexual. But because the talk show host interviewed Bruce and Kris Jenner on air today, actually treating the topic of their daughter's marriage to Kris Humphries like a legitimate story.

"I trust my kids and we give them a lot of support," Kris Jenner said. "As a mom you want your kids to be really happy. What makes them happy makes us happy. It's our job to support them, so I don't question some of their decisions."

This same nonsense went on for a couple minutes, with Ellen even saying at one point it "must be hard" to be Kim these days. At least we assume she was talking about Kim; she may have been referring to Ray J's penis when he was having sex with Kim on tape.

Bruce and Kris Jenner on Ellen

Bruce Jenner had a scare at the doctor's office on Friday, but all now appears to be okay with the Kardashian patriarch.

Sources confirm that the former Olympic Gold Medalist scheduled an appointment due to a red mark on his face. His physician removed a small piece, a biopsy revealed it to be cancerous and Jenner later had a larger chunk taken out at an outpatient facility.

The reality star must stay out of the sun, but is expected to make a full recovery. TMZ has posted a photo of Bruce, post-surgery.

We don't even have a Kim Kardashian joke to make here. We're glad to hear Jenner will be okay.

Looks like The Help is turning on The Kardashians.

A former family nanny is shopping a tell-all book about her time with the famous family before they were that famous. Spoiler alert: She's not a big fan!

Pam Behan, served as a nanny, personal assistant and cook for Bruce and Kris Jenner for years, getting to know the Kardashian girls and Brody Jenner.

She couldn't stand Brody or his brother Brandon (Bruce's kids from his first marriage), calling the two Jenner boys "extremely spoiled and disrespectful."

As for the K-squad?

Pam describes her relationship with Kris Jenner as a "love/hate" thing. We totally get it. Sort of like THG's relationship with her, only without the first part.

Despite selling him out in a book, she seems somewhat fond of Bruce, claiming he helped her avoid prosecution when she was busted for DUI a while back.

Behan promises to reveal some "intimate details" about Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, which is surprising, as the girls were reportedly very fond of her.

Then again, it could be one of those empty promises used to sell books, since no one would by a tell-all about Brody Jenner. Sorry B. Just how it is.

Several agents have indicated interest, but no deal has been struck yet.

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Yesterday's THG Caption Contest yielded some great entries, as always.

Our readers didn't disappoint with dozens of potential captions for this photo of Scott Disick and his baby mama's stepdad Bruce Jenner. Your winner is HVAC.

Congratulations on a job well done. The winning entry appears below the photo, and you can click here to read the full list of submissions sent in to us.

Honorable mentions go out to Nikki and Cindy. Thanks to everybody for sending in their efforts and best of luck in the next THG Caption Contest!

Former Olympic Champ meets total Douche for lunch.

Welcome to another edition of The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, where our readers write the funniest caption for the celebrity picture posted below!

The rules are simple. Look at the image. Click comments and send in your caption(s). As many as you like. Have fun. Tomorrow, we announce the winner.

It's that easy. Today's Caption Contest subjects? Kourtney Kardashian baby daddy, Scott Disick, having an awkward lunch with her stepdad, Bruce Jenner.

What could they be saying? You tell us ...

As we talked about at the end of last year, 2008 was a great year for plastic surgery. But there's plenty more where that came from - past and future!

Having said that, The Hollywood Gossip is pleased to announce its inaugural Celebrity Plastic Surgery Hall of Fame class of nine worthy inductees.

They aren't the first, nor will they be the last, to go under the knife and alter their looks unnecessarily. But they most certainly are a deserving bunch.

Without further ado, let's look at the Hall of Famers ...

The Hills' Heidi Montag was a cute girl, but decided that the stereotypical Hollywood bleach-blond tramp look worked better. At least she proudly admits it!

Nice lips, Brittany Murphy. They really look better now that they've quadrupled in size. Makes you wonder why more girls don't have this done as soon as they turn 12.

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