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Sunday night on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 18, Kourtney and Kim were abuzz over Khloe Kardashian's "shady" behavior of late.

She's been hanging out with a rapper named French Montana - gasp - and even crazier than that, she hasn't told her older sisters anything. Anything!

Meanwhile, Khloe notices that Kris Jenner overwhelmed lately and has been neglecting some of her manager duties, showing up late and leaving early.

It's one thing to be a Momager who gets the job done and makes you filthy rich despite an utter lack of talent. It's another to be one who sucks.

Khloe is pretty steamed in particular about how, in a recent radio interview, she was asked questions about both French Montana and Lamar Odom.

As Momager, Kris should've quashed that at the onset.

Kim is also pissed at her mom for meddling with her assistant and finding out all of her wedding plans with Kanye, which were supposed to be top secret.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 17, someone revealed that they were trying to have a baby, someone got a new house, and someone got high on the weed.

The first two probably won't surprise you. But the third ...

Having finally found a new place to live, Khloe has to get settled in and decorate, but the interior designer is like so expensive, so she "hires" Kourtney instead.

"Hires" in quotes because Kourt expects to be paid.

Khloe is most likely not aware of this at the onset.

Kris's mom M.J. is Kris's hero, having overcome breast cancer and colon cancer, but is in a lot of pain these days, she reveals while she's visiting.

Kim is busy signing copies of the recent Vogue cover she, which her sisters tease her about, giving Kim a complex about how they don't actually support her.

They do, though. Enter the huge, framed Vogue cover they framed for her. What a gesture. What an achievement by a woman of next to no talent.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 16, the big vacation in Thailand finally came to a close, with major life issues still weighing on Khloe.

Meanwhile, a group of orphaned children left quite an impression on the wealthy family, while Brody helped fend off someone creeping on his sibling.

Which one?

Taking a brief break from fretting about their own, mostly-minor problems, the group decided to visit an orphanage where local kids live and work.

Not something you'd expect to see when you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, but it was refreshing, for the family and their fans.

Said Kim Kardashian: “I grew up with a family that had such a strong bond and connection. It makes me so sad that these kids don’t have this connection.”

Well said. As was this line by Kendall Jenner: “These kids have almost nothing and can still be happy, and I think my family can learn from them.”

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It's shocking but it's true: 

Going on a reality TV show in order to discuss your relationship problems rarely ever actually solves those relationship problems.

Just ask Kate Gosselin. Or Kris Jenner. Or Jake Pavelka. (Remember him? We're very sorry if you do.)

You could also ask Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott, who awkwardly played out the consequences of the latter cheating on his wife via episode of True Tori... and who are now set to star on ANOTHER reality show together.

We're not sure if their marriage is real, if the infidelity was simply conjured up for the cameras or if two people can sink much lower than this pair.

But we do know Tori and Dean weren't the first couple to crumble in front of our television-viewing eyes. Nor will they be the last.

Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott
Dean McDermott cheated on Tori Spelling with Emily Goodhand. The couple then talked with a therapist about it for episode of True Tori.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 14, Brody Jenner got awkwardly turned on by Kim Kardashian and Kris and Bruce argued a lot.

We could stop the recap right there, but in the interest of paragraphs ...

It's hard not to sympathize with Brody Jenner here. First your father marries Kris Jenner, causing a decades-long rift between the two of you.

Then your stepsister Kim Kardashian turns into ... Kim Kardashian.

While the rest of the group went zip-lining and took in the stunning Thailand surroundings, Kim was preoccupied by taking a book of selfies for 'Ye.

Many of which features full-on boobs and nips hanging out.

Putting aside the fact that it's not really a selfie if your ASSISTANT TAKES THE PHOTO for you, it's kind of cute that Kim takes them for her man.

(It's also cute when an elephant attacks her in the process).

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 13, Khloe Kardashian got robbed, which was just the tip of the iceberg for the reeling star.

Stressed because she has to be out of her house in just a few days, Khloe is feeling sadder than ever as everything there reminds her of Lamar Odom.

Meanwhile, Bruce and Brody Jenner are going to take part in an upcoming father-son golf tournament that they feel will be a good bonding experience.

After spending their afternoon in New York looking at spaces for Dash. the sisters head back to their hotel and Khloe gets a phone call from Lamar.

He tells her that he is moving to Spain.

Odom is leaving that night to move to Europe play basketball, and after being crushed that she won't get to say goodbye, she drops a bomb:

Khloe knew about Lamar's cheating!

With Odom still clinging to hope that their marriage will fix itself, and at the same time preparing to head out of town for good, she's at a loss for words.

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The latest installment of Keeping Up with the Kardashians found Kim and Khloe bonding over mud and Kourtney trying to understand Scott Disick's spoiled needs.

But, in the end, as always, the episode came back around to Kris Jenner.

It all started with Scott wanting to avoid traffic when heading to Las Vegas and other locales and coming up with the only logical purchase he could think of: a helicopter!

This meant getting a helipad for the backyard of his new home, an idea that got Scott thinking he could be just like Leonardo DiCaprio's character in The Wolf of Wall Street.

Kourtney wasn't in love with the proposal, but she also wanted to be supportive.

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Most Kim Kardashian stories are pretty harmless, but on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, she and her mom were confronted with racist comments.

If you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online, or keep up with them on the Internet, you knew about the racial incident that went down on their Vienna trip.

We finally got to see it play out on TV this week, and the results were pretty surprising. Meanwhile, Kourtney kept trying to delay moving to her new home. Why?

Find out in our Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 11 recap!

Let's start with the rat. No, not Scott Disick. The actual rat who infiltrated the new home he bought with baby mama Kourtney.

The latter, who worked VERY hard in order to afford the mansion, freaked the eff out upon seeing this critter and then later upon seeing more rat poop on the floor.

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Sunday on Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 10, Khloe Kardashian and Kendall Jenner had a heart-to-heart over how terribly they treat their own mother.

Ah, sisterly bonding.

Kris Jenner really does make it easy at times to make fun of her, what with acting like she's 20 and all, and Khloe has never been one to mince words.

As Kim Kardashian sagely pointed out, though, Khloe is also a role model for Kendall Jenner, who sees her attitude and also treats Kris like dirt. So ...

Kendall and Kylie Jenner Bikini Photo
This is ONE RACY photo of Kendall and Kylie Jenner in bikinis on Instagram. Goodness.

You have to admit, it was rather alarming to see Kendall call her mom a "desperate f--king whore" under her breath, no matter how grating Kris can be.

Khloe sought to rectify this, and no thanks to the bugs sketching Kendall out on their nature walk, eventually got her point across. Time to be nicer to Kris.

For Khloe this meant taking her clubbing.

Kris Jenner totally goes commando, because obviously, and now this image is likely seared into your cranium whether you watch Keeping Up With the Kardashians online or not.

You're so welcome, everybody.

The Twerking that ensues at the club is enough to scar you for life, but as Khloe says, Kris is the glue that holds the family together. Like her or not, it's true.

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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 9, a major part of the long-running E! reality show was exposed before our eyes as inauthentic.

No, not Bruce's face, Kylie Jenner's plastic surgery or every thought that passes through Kim's lips. This was truly a work of art you didn't see coming.

Bruce Jenner with a Ponytail
How long is Bruce Jenner's hair these days? He can easily wear is in a ponytail.

We begin with Bruce, getting his hair trimmed by a stylist at Khloe Kardashian's house because Kris doesn't like Bruce's long hair. Bruce likes his pony tail!

Bruce is happy with his look, though Khloe thinks it looks exactly the same. Out of nowhere, Kris shows up unannounced and starts giving her opinion on it.

She wants it gone. Bruce makes sure HE is gone, storming off. Later, Kris is also concerned that Bruce isn't taking proper care of himself with his meals.

Therefore, she goes to the grocery store and stops by his Malibu house to stock the fridge, to Bruce's annoyance, as he moved there to get away from her.

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