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Kris Jenner has labeled rumors of a divorce from her husband of 22 years as "ridiculous."

But a new tabloid story is fueling talk that this union is about to crumble, as Star Magazine reports Bruce Jenner is looking to take children Kylie and Kendall and move out of the family mansion.

Kylie and Kendall "broke down crying" when told of their father's decision, a source tells the tabloid, while the same insider says the real tension stems from Kris placing her children's careers over their childhoods.

Somewhere, Kim Kardashian has no idea at all what this person is talking about.

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Despite a new wave of Jenner divorce rumors this week, Kris and Bruce say they are laughing it off and remain happily married with no plans to split.

Bruce Jenner and Kris Jenner

A notable report yesterday suggested that a Kris and Bruce Jenner divorce was being "seriously considered" and that he had already broached it with lawyers.

The couple of 21 years says that couldn't be farther from the truth, though.

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Kris and Bruce Jenner are on the rocks, according to a new report alleging that Bruce is "seriously considering" ending his 21-year marriage to Kris.

The reason?

Bruce and Kris Jenner

The Olympic great "can't handle her Kardashian empire obsession and inappropriate relationships with other men," according to a supposed insider.

Friends say Bruce has complained to lawyer acquaintances and pals about the strife in their marriage and what it would take to get out from under it.

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Sunday on the season finale of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick became parents for a second time. Congrats, kids.

Elsewhere, Bruce was honored for his pre-Kardashian achievements, Khloe followed up with a fertility specialists and Kim decided to freeze her eggs. Nice.

How did it all end? What else went down in La-La land?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

  • Disick and Kourtney
  • Kourtney Kardashian, Daughter

Bruce Jenner was honored during the U.S. Olympic trials and his decathlon gold medal glory is forever immortalized in a University of Oregon museum. Plus 25.

"Being able to see him around all these people who are so excited and that witnessed what he had accomplished ... it was a really special moment and I will absolutely never forget that." - Bruce's newly-married son Brandon Jenner. Plus 15.

He was also voted Father of the Year by Esquire. A bit of an odd call given that he has six kids by three marriages, but still, hard not to like Bruce-man. Plus 15.

Kris, meanwhile, receives a certificate confirming her “Momager” title. “I’m a Momager people, have a little respect!” she declares. No. Just no. Minus 550.

Khloe gets herself checked out with ultrasounds and other tests so that one day, she can produce a child of her own. Hope that works out for her. Plus 20.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Khloe really wanted a baby. Scott Disick, meanwhile, pondered whether he should keep producing them.

Khloe's baby fever stemmed from Kourt's after all, leading the former to reflect on the fact that it comes so easily for her sister, yet is so hard for her.

Khloe thus seeks options to enhance fertility, while Scott explores options to do ... the opposite. We break it all down in THG's official +/- recap!

Kourtney, Scott

Kourtney confesses that she'd like to have even more kids with Scott. Or without him. He does make cute ones, but hey, why limit your options! Plus 20.

Scott confides to friends that he doesn’t want more kids at his age and may need to get a vasectomy. Definitely the first option for handling this. Minus 10.

His friends say just to talk to Kourt, she can be reasonable. LOL. Minus 15. This is a girl who says she no longer believes in the pill. Like at all.

The doctor tells him it’s a permanent solution and to be prepared. Rob tells him he’s too young to do it. Scott doesn't do it. Storyline concludes. Minus 30.

Khloe, meanwhile, works up the strength to see a fertility specialist, and it turns she may have problems ovulating. Poor girl, that just breaks your heart.

"I can't believe I'm sitting here, going through porn magazines so I can find the perfect pair of knockers." - Kris. Minus 150 and that seems generous.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, Rob's emotional journey continued with his therapy, while Kim finally grew a pair and apologized to Khloe.Robby Rob

Mostly. It was a pretty weaksauce apology, but an apology just the same.

The Jenner girls, meanwhile, found that modeling + school = hard work!

How did this stack up with last week's visit from Oprah in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Premiere Sisters

"[Rob] is not in a very good mood hardly ever, so it makes me really sad, because there's something there that's just sad all the time." - Kris. Minus 5.

We pick up where we left off on Rob's therapist's couch and things are getting pretty darn emotional for the guy. Dude's really trying. Plus 15.

Khloe feels offended after Kim doesn't seem to remember her sister working at their dad's office. Cue contrived drama of the week. Minus 20.

Even though Kylie and Kendall Jenner both have full-time jobs, momager Kris wants them in high school, not home schooled. Smart. Plus 25.

Or not. Kris and Bruce eventually relent and decide to make the move to in-home tutoring. The girls are just growing up too fast ... Minus 50.

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This week on Keeping Up with the Kardashians, the gang visited Oprah.

Yes, Oprah Winfrey is now using the Kardashians for ratings/relevance.

How did this stack up with last week's tales from the krypt in terms of entertainment value? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner is full-on GIDDY about Oprah. It's like a sign that all of her momagering and puppet mastering has paid off in the past 10 years. Minus 30.

Oprah grills Scott Disick on being the black sheep of the family (not true, he's not even technically part of the family as he won't propose). Minus 20.

"I definitely have some asshole tendencies." - Scott. Plus 15.

O then asks Kim (below) if dating Kanye West is just a publicity stunt. Plus 15, as pretty much everything Kim does is, so this question is obligatory.

Speaking of 'Ye, he decides it's time for his girl to change his look so he brings over a stylist and a whole new wardrobe for her. Weird, but nice? Plus 10.

Kim: "Kanye has definitely given me a push to see more of what's out there in the world, so that's definitely a good thing." It still ranks second to the feverish pushing Ray J gave her back in the day, but nice sentiment. Plus 5.

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With the exception of Scott's entertainment value and Kourtney's water birth experiment, the bulk of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family matriarch, "momager" Kris Jenner.

Someone's gonna come out with a tell-all one of these years, and not just about Todd Waterman. This woman is out of control. Last night, for example, she became fixated, obsessively, on the great beyond. How did that turn out?

We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap!

Kris Jenner, Coffin

Kris plans an outing to the cemetery, tries out caskets and decides what kind of floral arrangements she'd like at her funeral, etc. She's 56 and healthy. Minus 10.

In true Kris fashion, she goes BALLS OUT to secure spots for herself, Bruce, and all the Jenner/Odom family members. A little over the top. Minus 20.

"I'm into the mausoleum. Go hard or go home." - Kim Kardashian. Funny, the second part of that is what Ray J said when he ... forget it. Plus 5.

"Oh, the funeral business, there's a way you could extort us! Yeah, let's make some commissions on those plots baby." - Khloe. She's not wrong. Plus 5.

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Before Bruce Jenner became the face of botched plastic surgery and the man best known as comedic fodder for Kim Kardashian and company, he was one of America's most beloved Olympians.

No, really!

Jenner captured the Gold at the 1976 Games in Montreal, which is why he actually could be considered an authority on track and field and which explains why he took exception to the boasting of Usain Bolt over the weekend.

  • Usain Bolt Runs
  • Bruce Jenner Photograph

Following his second consecutive 200 meter victory, Bolt proclaimed to NBC that he's the "greatest athlete to live." The Jamaican's Twitter bio also now reads that he's the "most naturally gifted athlete the world has ever seen."

But Jenner will only concede that Bolt is the "the best sprinter" in history, telling TMZ that Usain "can't pole vault, he can't throw anything" and he'd be "terrible" at the decathlon, which forces entrants to compete in 10 events, from discuss to hurdles to the high jump.

So, it needs to be asked: in his prime, which of these men was the best athlete?

 

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While much of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians has centered on the family patriarch and matriarch - namely pesky rumors of Kris Jenner cheating with Todd Waterman - the kids were back in focus Sunday.

Namely Kourtney Kardashian as she prepared to welcome baby #2.

How did she react to witnessing a water birth? And what's the rest of the gang up to? We break it all down for you in THG's official +/- recap:

Pregnant Kourtney Kardashian and Mason

"You beat the s--t out of me in the middle of the night with your arm," Kris tells Bruce. Keeping Up quotes we did not see coming. Plus 20.

Sleep-beatings aside, Kris is doing well and decides to head down to to San Diego to visit her mother, Mary Joe (MJ), with her daughters.

"It's hard for my mom to see her mom getting older," says pregnant Kourtney, "but that doesn't mean you shouldn't make time for them." Plus 10.

A trip to the San Diego Zoo brings back the memories and Kris decides to change her attitude toward her mother and visit more often. Plus 5.

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