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Every Charlie Sheen interview and quote is more hilarious than the previous one, until we're forced to remember: the guy is a father of five. He's somehow been the primary parent of two-year old twins during the last few weeks of partying and ranting.

But that's no longer the case. Hours after Brooke Mueller successfully filed a restraining order against her ex-husband, authorities arrived at Sheen's house last night and took little Bob and Max into custody.

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Charlie Sheen is now on Twitter, as evidenced by this photo of him and Rachel Oberlin, as well as this message: My sons are fine ... My path is now clear .... Defeat is not an option!

With Mueller in a day treatment facility for substance abuse, her mother will be in charge of the twins while the restraining order - which forbids Sheen from going within 100 yards of his kids - is in place.

In her legal declaration, Brooke alleges that Sheen recently said to her: "I will cut your head off, put it in a box and send it to your mom." She also claims Charlie threatened her with a penknife on February 23.

"I am very concerned that [Sheen] is currently insane," Mueller wrote in the document. "I am in great fear that he will find me and attack me and I am in great fear for the children's safety while in his care."

Both Mueller and Sheen are required to attend a March 22 hearing that will determine whether or not to extend the restraining order.

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Charlie Sheen may be granting time to every media outlet in the country (Chuck, call us!), but there's one person the crazed actor won't be speaking to:

Brooke Mueller. She has been granted a restraining order, TMZ reports. Los Angeles Superior Court has banned the star from going within 100 yards away of his ex-wife. He also cannot have any contact with her.

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Why the sudden filing, considering Mueller was just on vacation with Sheen, Bree Olson and Natalie Kenley in the Bahamas? She claims the drug aficionado threatened her several times over the past couple days.

Sheen isn't too broken up about the news, telling the site: "Great.  I was already planning on staying 100 parsecs away from her."  (A parsec translates to 3.26 light years.)

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Charlie Sheen needs a break from not working. He's reportedly headed to the tropics, and is won't be vacationing there alone:

Insiders tell Radar Online that the actor is going away with a group that includes Brooke Mueller, Bree Olson and a woman named Natalie Kenly, possibly the mystery woman he was spotted kissing earlier this week.

This shocking/hilarious news breaks just hours after we learned Mueller was moving back in with the man who once threatened to kill her.

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"Charlie is back to his old self - and that's not a good thing," a source says. "[He] talked about building a porn family and now he's got these three women all living with him and taking off on vacation with him."

Backing up this story, Olson Tweeted last night: Going to a tropical wonder for a little while to relax with friends :) minimal tweets so hold tight! Be home soon babies!

Just try not to be home soon with babies, Bree. That was evidently a problem for another one of Sheen's porn star pals.

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We were going to include the following story in our LOL category, but it's really more tragic than funny...

A day after sources claimed Brooke Mueller was seriously considering a move into Charlie Sheen's neighborhood, a new report has surfaced that does the former allegation one better:

Mueller has moved back IN with her ex-husband!

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From dreams to nightmares to... who knows what is next for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen.

“I’m sure Brooke will try to deny this,” an insider told Radar Online of the news. “She thinks because Charlie lives in a gated community that nobody has seen her. But she’s wrong. A lot of people know about this and they’ve just been keeping it quiet."

The move reportedly took place several days ago, with Brooke's family allegedly reacting with furor over the decision, according to a friend: "They think this is the worst thing for her.”

We have no idea why. Maybe because Sheen held a knife to Mueller's throat just over a year ago and has since spent every other week since in the presence of porn stars and suitcases of cocaine?

UPDATE: Moira Fiore confirms this news: "Brooke and the twins have moved into Charlie's house for a week before they move into the new house that Charlie bought her down the street from him. Brooke and Charlie are friends and there is no romantic interest on Brooke's part."

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A source claims that Brooke Mueller is close to moving in to the same neighborhood as Charlie Sheen.

On one hand, this is a great idea because it means the couple's children will reside near their father. On the other hand... remember what happened when Sheen's daughters slept across the hall from him in the Plaza Hotel?

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Still, Sheen has extended what an insider describes as a "generous offer" to both Mueller and Denise Richards. hoping they move to a mansion within the gate community of Mullholland Estates.

"Brooke thinks its a great idea because Charlie can see their twin sons on a daily basis," a friend tells Radar Online. "It's much easier for Charlie to visit the twins if he is neighbors with Brooke."

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Brooke Mueller is in talks to join the next cast of Dancing With The Stars, reports say, although Charlie Sheen's estranged wife has yet to receive a formal offer.

"Brooke's agent and the Dancing producers are in talks about her competing," said a source close to the situation. "No official offer has been made yet."

"Brooke is a huge fan, and would probably agree given the opportunity."

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Mueller, who recently checked into a sober living facility, has one caveat: "To make sure if she does go on the show it won't adversely effect her sobriety."

"She is working hard at staying sober, and is committed to her recovery."

Charlie Sheen? We're going to guess not quite as committed to getting his act together, given the bizarre statement he issued to E! News last night.

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When it comes to Charlie Sheen, little takes us by surprise at this point. Alcohol. Drugs. Porn stars. Bombshell McGee. Eh, whatever.

But we didn't see this report coming: a reliable source tells The Palm Beach Post that Sheen might get back together with ex-wife Brooke Mueller. That source? Mueller's mother.

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“They’re talking about it constantly, and Brooke has been saying she and Charlie are trying to get back together,” Moira Fiore told the newspaper. “She seems ready to give it another try."

However, a friend of the Mueller family tells E! News that Moira's comments were (somehow) "taken out of context."

"Charlie and Brooke talk and I think everything is still friendly between them, but I'm sure it's for the sake of the boys. They are not together as far as I know."

An anonymous insider qualifying every statement with "I think" and "as far as I know." Incredibly, Fiore's comments are actually more believable at the moment. Only in Hollywood...

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While the downward spiral of Charlie Sheen continues to spin drunkenly, the actor's ex-wife is getting her life back on track. Hopefully.

Reports confirm that Brooke Mueller has left the sober living house into which she checked late last year.

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"Her treatment team felt that she is ready to leave and go back home," a source tells Radar Online, adding that Brooke has since "been enjoying spending time with her twins."

Which is nice to hear. Because Sheen clearly hasn't been.

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Let's hope Charlie Sheen isn't reading this post. It might be enough to drive him to drink!

On Wednesday night, the actor's ex-wife didn't merely dine with Jane Addiction's frontman Dave Navarro, she was spotted swapping significant spit with the former Carmen Electra lover!

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As first reported by TMZ, witnesses spotted Navarro and Brooke Mueller at Nobu. When the former went outside to smoke, he was soon joined by the latter - and a "full on make out" commenced, sources confirm.

The two came back inside, gathered their belongings and left together. We're guessing a full on more-than-make-out session followed from there.

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The mother of Brooke Mueller has confirmed that her child is still battling with substance abuse problems.

In fact, Moira Fiore says Mueller has checked herself into a sober living facility for about the next two weeks.

"She is struggling with her sobriety and we are going away on a cruise so we feel better that she will be there while we are gone," says Fiore. "It is a facility for very wealthy people trying to fight addictions. Brooke is really trying to get her life back."

Unfortunately, it doesn't sound as though Brooke is as happy and healthy as she previously claimed.

One Day at a Time

But there is this piece of good news, courtesy of Kathy Hilton, who is shooting an Oxygen reality show with Mueller and daughter Paris Hilton: "Brooke is fine and taking preventative measures. [It] won't affect the show."

Thank goodness. We can all breathe easier now.

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