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Brooke Mueller is headed back to rehab. Or, as her rep puts it: "Brooke [will be] receiving professional help in the area of stress management."

The goal is to ensure that Mueller does not succomb to the pressures of drinking again and we wish her the best of luck in this endeavor. We also hope she divorces Charlie Sheen and takes this trouble loser for everything he's worth.

So Sheen

Along those lines, TMZ has uncovered 43 pages worth of documents that detail what will take place if Sheen and Mueller go down this path. It doesn't mean they have filed for divorce (yet), but it does mean the following has been agreed upon if they do...

  • Joint custody: Sheen will get the couple's kids on the first, third and fifth weekends of every month.
  • Child support: Mueller will receive $55,000/month. In a hilarious addendum, the contract reads: "Under no circumstances shall the child support paid by Charlie for Bob and Max be less than the child support paid by Charlie to Denise Richards for Sam and Lola."
  • Cash money: Brooke will receive a lump sum of $757,689.70 upon the divorce being finalized.
  • Home, expensive home: Sheen will keep the couple's primary residence as long as he buys Brooke out for $1 million.
  • Shhhh: Brooke cannot "disclose to any media sources personal information relating to Charlie's sexual affairs or alleged drug usage." 

The papers cite "irreconcilable differences" as the basis for the couple's split.

But that's only because there's no box Mueller can check off that reads "my husband is an abusive, cheating bastard who has somehow escaped the kind of public scrutiny reserved for Tiger Woods."

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While Charlie Sheen prepares for jail, his wife is stepping back into the spotlight.

Brooke Mueller walked the red carpet last night at the ninth annual Chrysalis Butterfly Ball. It was her first public appearance since Sheen allegedly held a knife to her throat on Christmas Day a few months ago.

The reason for her outing this weekend?

“My best friend Rebecca Gayheart and I have been a part of this charity for several years and it’s a great cause," she said.

In Public, Looking Good

Mueller added that her twin sons are doing "great" and that she has no summer plans.

Except to hopefully do everything she can to get away from Sheen. That guy is nuts!

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We apologize for being a day late with this post, but can you blame us? We spent yesterday with our wives and mothers.

Those loving experiences caused us to wonder: Who is the best mom in Hollywood?

Many female celebrities are role models, spending time away from the camera with their kids; others exploit their children as money-making props. Below, we examine a few candidates for top mom and ask readers to chime in...

Julia Roberts: Has only starred in two movies (Duplicity and Charlie Wilson's War) in five years. The reason? Three kids under the age of six.

Brooke Mueller: Hey, she's smart enough to remove her children from the abusive home of Charlie Sheen.

Kate Gosselin: JUST KIDDING!

  • Fun with Honor
  • Kourt and Mason
  • Dumbass Dina

Jessica Alba: Often seen out with daughter Honor, and wants to expand her family via adoption.

Kourtney Kardashian: Is willing to continually lose and regain her bikini body just to cash in on support son Mason.

Dina Lohan: Will lose points when if Lindsay dies from alcohol poisoning or Ali stars in a sex tape.

Did we leave off your favorite mother? Vote below on the candidates for Best Mom in Hollywood:

 

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Every new report about Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson says the same thing: these two are totally dating.

Conversely, each update about Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen states the opposite: their marriage has less of a chance to survive than Sawyer on Lost.

So Sheen

Here's the latest: Brooke Mueller has moved out. She's settled into a home in the Los Feliz area of Los Angeles, as a family sources confirms she and Sheen are "done."

That's what happens when one half of a couple takes a knife the other half's throat and then cheats on her with a lingerie model.

The house in which Mueller and her sons now reside is owned by her, her mother and a business partner. Mueller lived there before making the biggest mistake of her life marrying Sheen.

Of course, Booke's lawyer, Yale Galanter, still insists "there is no divorce that is planned for by either party."

But expect the papers to be drawn up and signed as soon as Sheen reaches a plea bargain in his Colorado assault case. Let's hope it includes jail time.

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Angelina Tracy continues to insist that she isn't banging Charlie Sheen, but that hasn't stopped Brooke Mueller from packing up and leaving.

According to Radar Online, insiders and reps may claim the couple is “evaluating things," but that's mere PR (and BS). In reality, Charlie and Brooke have officially split, now that a financial arrangement has been reached.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago

With a payout from Sheen to Mueller in its final stages, Brooke will walk away with a substantial amount of cash, “but not a fortune” a friend said, adding:

“It’s not everything she wanted. It’s not even close. But it’s enough.”

Heck, an iTunes gift card should be enough to leave Sheen. Trust us, Brooke, you and your children will be better off, even if it does mean fewer drug-induced threesomes for you.

The divorce announcement will not be made until Sheen has reached a plea bargain in his Colorado court case. But make no mistake, this source says:

"It’s over and the hardest part has been worked out: the money."

** UPDATE: The couple has released the following statement: ”Please let us clarify this: They are not seeking a divorce nor has one been contemplated. There has been no financial agreements between the parties of any sort. Stories to the contrary are false.”

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Yesterday, Angelina Tracy claimed she was not a paid escort, had never slept with Charlie Sheen and was simply grateful to this actor for helping her during a time of need.

According to a new rumor, however, Tracy was either lying about her relationship with Sheen - or she needs around the clock personal care. Radar Online reports that the lingerie model is now living in Sheen's house!

Such a Winner

Charlie's wife, Brooke Mueller? Not so much.

This scene from Two and a Half Men pretty much mirrors the real life of Charlie Sheen.

For the last couple weeks, sources say Sheen and Mueller have been alternating nights in their house. Because she's "so disgusted" with the rumors of his infidelity, an insider says Brooke avoids being around whenever Charlie comes back from rehab.

But the sitcom star has finally crossed the line by actually bringing Tracy home with him.

"Their relationship is dead,” the source said. “Brooke wants a payout.”

** UPDATE: A rep for Sheen now says: "They are still married and have no plans for divorce," adding: "Brooke does not have full custody of the kids."

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After Charlie Sheen was caught wearing a ridiculous costume and reportedly visiting his latest mistress, Angelina Tracy, Sheen's rep explained his client's seemingly shady actions:

The actor was simply helping a friend in need.

Now, someone actually backs up that claim: Tracy herself. The lingerie model lashed out at the media to The Daily News, telling that newspaper today:

"My interaction with Charlie has simply been rehab-related and we are just friends. I would like to make it crystal clear that I am not an escort. These allegations are completely fabricated and are extremely hurtful and damaging."

Okay. So what was Sheen doing at your apartment earlier this month, Angelina?

"I was given flowers as a token of support because I have been going through a difficult time in my personal life, and he was only trying to cheer me up. The type of counseling that Charlie has given me is personal. But, I will say that he has helped me immensely, and I will be forever grateful to him."

Sheen's wife, Brooke Mueller, sees things differently, however. A source tells Radar Online that she spotted her husband out with a friend of Tracy's a few weeks ago.

“Brooke saw hotel keys and even saw them in the same place together once,” said the insider. “But Charlie just denies everything. They had a huge fight. She knew he was cheating on her.”

Since then, Sheen has possibly quit Two and a Half Men and definitely shaved his head. We may need to call in Britney Spears for an intervention from someone that can relate.

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Pssst, Elin Woods, know any good divorce attorneys?

According to Star Magazine, Tiger's scorned better half isn't the only famous spouse making plans to leave her husband: Brooke Mueller has finally had enough of Charlie Sheen.

Charlie Sheen in Chicago

This news follows the report that Sheen has been sneaking out of rehab and conducting an affair with lingerie model/Ashley Dupre-like escort, Angelina Tracy. Truly shocking, we know.

"Both Brooke and Charlie were continuing the rehab they began after the Colorado blow-up," a source told Star. But it's clear that Brooke has been the only one taking it seriously. She's still on the road to recovery as an outpatient - but she's decided that she'll make that journey without Charlie."

The insider adds that Mueller has moved out of the couple's home in Beverly Hills, taking the couple's 13-month old twins with her.

Stating the obvious, the family friend says Brooke has "had her fill of Charlie's cheating and unpredictability." She already has a new residence picked out in Los Angeles.

“Brooke is not surprised by anything Charlie does at this point - she is doing what she needs to do to be a good mother to Max and Bob, and she can't control what Charlie does," said another pal. "She is in a really good place right now, and her main concern is the kids."

Elin can relate. These two should hang out.

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Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are both in rehab and both stand accused of having a problem with drugs and alcohol. They might even get divorced.

But the orgy of bad news doesn't stop there: a woman that participated in a threesome with the couple is set to come forward and reveal intimate details about their life. Like, you know, she had a threesome with them.

“Brooke is bisexual,” a source told RadarOnline.com. “She and Charlie have had more than one woman share their bed in the short time they’ve been married.”

It's now been confirmed that a woman who has seen both Charlie and Brooke naked will soon come forward and dish on the outrageous details of this pair's relationship. Might Star magazine have actually gotten something right for once?

Tabloid Cover

The anonymous insider adds that "some of the women they slept also did drugs with them,” as Sheen and Mueller both face accusations of rampant cocaine use.

The actor could go to jail if convicted on a felony and misdemeanor charges in Colorado. If illicit drug use and the testimony by Denise Richards (that Sheen threatened to kill her in 2005) are brought into the trial, Charlie might never snort cocaine off his wife's belly while another woman sucks his toes ever again.

It's a tragic thought.

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It looks like Charlie Sheen may have threatned to murder one wife too many.

The day after news leaked out that Sheen once shoved down ex-wife Denise Richards and told her he hoped she'd "f-cking die," a new report states that Brooke Mueller will file for divorce from the actor.

Charlie Sheen, Denise Richards and Kids

Sources tell Radar Online that both sides of the marriage "are miserable." According to insiders, Brooke is getting treated for substance abuse at home and will start legal proceedings to separate from Sheen soon after his court case for domestic violence is complete.

Charlie Sheen's dream wedding has turned into Brooke Mueller's worst nightmare, well.

“Brooke wants out. She’s said it before and she’s saying it again right now,” a family friend said.. “She’s worried, though, because Charlie has a lot of dirt on her. Using drugs while raising children is obviously a horrible situation.”

This source points out that the infamous Christmas Day confrontation began because Mueller told Charlie she wants a divorce and, let's face it, nothing has improved since then. He added:

“The marriage is a nightmare. But each one is worried about ways the other one can hurt them. For Charlie, he’s terrified Brooke can help Colorado prosecutors send him to jail. For Brooke, she knows Charlie knows all the dirt about her drug and alcohol use.”

All we know is this: the drama is more interesting than all Two and a Half Men episodes of all-time put together.

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