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Over the weekend, reports surfaced that Brooke Mueller was downing a lot more than cranberry sauce.

Photos of Charlie Sheen's ex-wife were taken of her exiting a hotel, looking disheveled and, reportedly, on her way to rehab. But Mueller has now shot down this claim as "ridiculous" and added: "I am happy and healthy."

She also really is filming an Oxygen reality show with Paris Hilton. That remains hard to fathom.

Brooke Goes Public

Of course, if Mueller was out drinking, it would be easy to understand. She should be celebrating every second she has free from Sheen and his wild, dangerous lifestyle.

But a source tells Us Weekly she is "clean and sober. Everything is going really well for her. She is focusing on the twins and being a good mom. She is really excited about her new show with Paris."

Well, sure. If there's any guaranteed way to remain sober and focused on raising two young children, it's by filming a reality series with Paris Hilton.

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While Charlie Sheen deals with accusations of cocaine use and purse ransacking, his ex-wife is just trying to move on from this unstable actor.

Says Moire Fiore, the mother of Brooke Mueller, who officially divorced Sheen last week:

"Brooke wakes up in the morning and works out. [She is] feeling positive about staying in the best physical shape for her twin sons, Max and Bob."

The children are doing well, Fiore says, telling People magazine about their Halloween costumes:

"She dressed them up as crayons and took them trick or treating in Los Angeles. They looked adorable."

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This headline seems like a silly question, doesn't it?

After all, Charlie Sheen allegedly held a knife to Brooke Mueller's throat on Christmas Day; shacked up with a model soon afterward; and, most recently, went on a cocaine-fueled rampage in a NYC restaurant and hotel with porn star Capri Anderson.

But Mueller's lawyer, Sorrell Trope, actually cites a different reason for how Sheen "humiliated" Brooke on Monday.

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As previously reported, the couple signed off on a divorce document this week that they first agreed to back in May.

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It's finally over for Brooke Mueller and Charlie Sheen.

The couple filed for divorce from one another this afternoon, as TMZ has obtained the divorce documents - which are the same documents signed by the pair in May. Among other issues settled in the papers:

  • Mueller and Sheen receive joint legal custody of their twin sons. Brooke gets primary physical custody, while Charlie gets visitation rights.
  • Brooke will receive $55,000/month in child support, and the document ensures that she'll never receive less money than Charlie doles out to Denise Richards to support her and their daughters.
  • Mueller will receive a lump sum of $757,689.70.
  • Sheen gets the family home, but must pay Brooke around $1 million for it.
  • Sheen will keep his $5.45 million watch collection. Yes, Charlie Sheen has a $5.45 million watch collection.

This official split comes a week after Sheen was discovered passed out in a NYC hotel room, supposedly high on cocaine and definitely in the presence of Capri Anderson, a porn star/call girl.

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Sadly, it will take more than an alleged beating and the cocaine-fueled destruction of a hotel room for Brooke Mueller to stop believing in Charlie Sheen.

Asked by Extra about the latest drunken escapade of her husband, Mueller said: "Charlie is a Survivor. He knows how to handle himself."

Charlie Sheen and Cloris Leachman

If Brooke means Sheen has literally survived through today, we cannot argue with that point.

Like Sheen, who blamed the media for making a big deal out of nothing this week, Mueller seemed to downplay the incident at the Plaza hotel early Tuesday morning, saying:

"You know how things get blown out of proportion."

Do you have any advice for Mueller, THG readers?

 

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What's a bit of knife-wielding and a few death threats between soulmates?

Despite police records confirming that Charlie Sheen held a blade to his wife's throat in December, Brooke Mueller told OK! this week that everything between her and the actor is fine. It's actually better than fine.

Tournament of THG Couples Bracket

“We are great. We’re great,” Mueller replied when asked about the relationship. “The babies are fantastic. They are 100 percent healthy. And they are wonderful.”

How does Mueller keep herself relaxed and positive when faced with struggles such as watching her husband crack awful jokes on Two and a Half Men?

“Mediation, yoga, hiking and good friends," she said. "And a good mother!"

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We can now replace the question marks in this headline: a Paris Hilton reality show, featuring Brooke Mueller, really is coming soon.

The Oxygen network has confirmed this astounding, ridiculous news in a statement that reads: "Paris has led a very public, jet-setting life. As she enters the next stage of her life, the provocative heiress and her life beyond what we see in the tabloids will become the focus [on the show]."

Wait, so Paris does things other than snort cocaine and get involved in hit-and-runs with her boyfriend? Writers are likely hard at work on scripts that prove this is the case.

Pathetic Paris

Joining Hilton on the series will be her mother, photographer Jennifer Rovero, socialite Allison Melnick and, yes, Charlie Sheen's recently-abused wife. Or ex-wife. Or soon-to-be-ex-wife. It's unclear.

But this much is not: Mueller has a publicized history of drug abuse, along with two small children. Is signing on for a reality show with Paris Hilton really a step in the right direction?

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One is an alleged cocaine user. The other is the abused, soon-to-be ex-wife of Charlie Sheen.

Together, they form the unlikeliest reality TV pairing since Levi Johnston and the Alaskan Mayoral office. That's right, folks, Paris Hilton and Brooke Mueller are reportedly filming a series together.

Paris in Hawaii

Paris Hilton + Brooke Mueller = Reality TV at its most ridiculous.

The rumor stems from Brooke's publicist, Elliot Mintz, who confirms to TMZ that his client left her Los Angeles residence last week to get involved in an "intensive, physical fitness program in Southern California."

Weird, right? It gets even weirder.

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Last week, Charlie Sheen was sentenced to 30 days in rehab for his infamous Christmas Day fight with Brooke Mueller. But it's clear this actor belongs behind bars.

According to a newly-released police report, the December 2009 attack - in which Sheen allegedly held a knife to his wife's throat - wasn't the first time these two got into it physically. Both Sheen and Mueller confirmed to officers on the scene that day that Brooke had suffered head trauma during an incident a couple months earlier.

The two sides disagree on whether that injury was inflicted intentionally, however.

Wrote Officer Rick Magnuson: "I asked [Sheen] if he ever harmed Mueller in the past. [Sheen] stated that approximately two months ago, in California, Mueller accused him of sleeping with prostitutes. [Sheen] stated that he denied this allegation, which escalated into a 'huge fight.' He added that when Mueller attempted to leave the argument, he grabbed her by the wrist, causing her to fall to the ground."

The Two and a Half Men star acknowledges Mueller sought medical treatment at the time, but claims he was acting to simply restrain his wife when the accident occurred.

Outside Court

But Brooke told a different story.

When Magnuson questioned Mueller about the fall 2009 fight, she got "upset," he wrote in his report, adding that neither side contacted authorities to report this altercation. "She was very adamant that [Sheen] intentionally hurt her by throwing her to the ground, like a 'rag doll.'”

What does the band Train have to do with any of this?

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Based on a red carpet photo from earlier this month, we know that Brooke Mueller is alive.

But her rep says his client isn't just breathing in air - she's also doing very, very well!

"We spoke yesterday. She's doing great," Elliot Mintz told E! News. "Just this week she went sailing and had dinner with her kids. We expect her to be back within the next couple weeks. No rehab, no falling off the wagon."

Mintz is referring to the fact that Mueller checked into a stress management program a couple weeks ago, which set off alarms for those who believed she was back on the sauce.

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Other family sources, meanwhile, confirm that Mueller is residing with her two sons in a rental home on a coastal property in California.

"Brooke just needed to get away because she's being bombarded by everybody with what's going on with Charlie," said an insider. "It's driving Brooke crazy."

Will she and Charlie Sheen ever reconcile? After all, divorce papers are already drawn up. Says this friend:

"I don't think either one of them are talking about whether they are getting back together or not right now. I think it all depends on what happens with this court case, he's pretty bitter about it. That's why Brooke wanted to get everything in place."

Well, sure, Sheen has every right to be bitter. He held a knife to the throat of his wife and has been punished by it with a raise from CBS and an eventual sentencing of almost three whole weeks in jail!

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