Brooke Hogan Dwarfs Fergie, Lacks Talent
Yup, Brooke Hogan is still a giant.
No, not in the music world. Don't be ridiculous. Hulk's daughter carries a note about as well as Britney Spears carries herself in public.
Brooke Hogan is a Giant
Back when Hulk Hogan was a full-time wrestler, he often took on Andre the Giant.
Now, it appears as though he's raised his daughter to look just like that behemoth.
Brooke Hogan Talks About Staying Awake, 2007 Goals and More
Brooke Hogan is not talented.
But at least she doesn't do drugs.
Got Ya! Brooke Hogan Shops at Payless
Where do you go when your album sales tank worse than Michael Richards at The Laugh Factory?
If you're Brooke Hogan, it looks like you shop at Payless. The talentles daughter of a certain WWE wrestler, the singer doesn't appear too excited about being caught at this less than trendy establishment, does she?
Brooke Hogan Album Sales Tank
We at The Hollywood Gossip worry about the state of America when Flavor Flav can star in a hit television show.
Sometimes, though, we have faith that fellow citizens can recognize an obvious lack of talent when its CDs are thrust upon the shelves. For instance, no one bought the joke of a Paris Hilton album, thank goodness.
Brooke Hogan Appears on TRL
Of course, with a talentless coat tail follower such a Brooke Hogan on the program, it should've been renamed TR-HELL for the day.
Oh yes. We. Went There.
Brooke Hogan's Interesting Fashion Choice
Hey Brooke, 1987 called.
It wants its clothes back.
FHM Cover Girl, Brooke Hogan, Speaks Out
You need connections to make it in almost any vocation. Few online copy writers can earn a living unless they have a friend in the business, for example.
So it's not the fact that Brooke Hogan has so blatantly ridden her father's large biceps and coat tails to stardom that irks us; it's that she is both talentless and unattractive. Despite that double whammy, the sorry excuse for a singer is this month's FHM cover girl.
Brooke Hogan is Old
Okay, she's not. The only daughter of Hulk Hogan is actually 18.
But just look at her here! Aside from sporting more make up - at a pool mind you - than most women wear to weddings, Brooke Hogan looks ancient. We know she can't sing, but can't she at least act her age?
What 'Cha Gonna Do, When Brooke Hogan Interview Runs Wild Over You?!?
As she begins her music career, Brooke Hogan has multiple options of which she wishes to be known as: the daughter of Hulk Hogan? A worse singer than Paris Hilton? Faker looking than Ashlee Simpson?
It looks to be a tough road ahead. Before setting off on it, however, Brooke sat down with IGN Music to see whether or not this Hogan actually knows best ...