by Hilton Hater at . Comments

The good news for Brooke Hogan? At least she isn't wearing chaps.

The bad news for this reality TV star and awful singer? She's apparently stolen pants from a rickety old man.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

Hogan looks confused in the photo below, perhaps because the waist of her pants is hiked up to the base of her breasts.

We feel bad that Brooke Hogan is going through so many family problems. But is that any excuse for wearing outfits such as this?

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Brooke Hogan is a believer. And we don't just mean in awful fashion.

Regarding her family's recent struggles - a divorce for her parents, an arrest for her brother and controversial new relationships for her mom and dad - Brooke recently said:

Shopping Spree

"I don't think our family is falling apart and getting destroyed. I just think it's rearranging itself in the way God meant it to be because it wasn't working how it was."

That may be true. But if a reality TV show couldn't fix the Hogans, what chance does God stand?

Sorry, Brooke Hogan. You can't run away from your problems.

What else does Brooke think about her family's struggles? Here are a few musings:

On her mother, Linda, who is currently dating a 19-year old: "It's kind of disappointing to me because she was always my hero when I was growing up. I feel like I have to be the mother now."

On her brother, Nick
: "He's in [prison] with hardened criminals…Nick got into an accident. These people have actually deliberately committed a crime."

On her dad, Hulk: Brooke says her dad's current girlfriend (Jennifer McDaniel), who is 20 years his junior, is "a great foundation for him right now."

by Mischalova at . Comments

So, Brooke Hogan wants to be known as a hottie?

Based on the following shot of Hulk and Linda's (very cleanly shaven) daughter, it's apparent this awful singer is trying to move into the modeling world:

But does Brooke have what it takes?

As a comparison, here's a shot of the world's best looking model, Marisa Miller, from a recent GQ photo shoot. Will Hogan ever reach such an insanely hot status?

Naked Marisa Miller Picture

Which seductress looks best: Brooke Hogan or Marisa Miller?

by Mischalova at . Comments

To paraphrase her father during his wrestling heyday:

What'cha gonna do, Brooke Hogan, when family problems such as your dad having an affair and your mom dating a 19-year old run wild on you?!?

The answer, as proven below, is: pose for Maxim!

Letting her hair down and sticking her boobs out - mostly in response to Hulk Hogan dating Jennifer McDaniel and Linda Hogan dating a dude that can't legally drink yet - Brooke looks better than ever in the July 2008 issue.

A Maxim Pose

Perhaps Brooke Hogan should follow her father's former line of work. She could easily be one of the WWE Divas.

Click on the following thumbnails now to see more shots of Brooke Hogan in Maxim...

by Mischalova at . Comments

We rarely agree with Brooke Hogan. Especially when it comes to her fashion choices.

But we have to agree with her reaction to mother Linda Hogan dating 19-year-old Charlie Hill.

Difficult Shopping Decisions

"I went to school with him," Brooke said about the boy toy. "He was a grade under me."

Now, of course, Hill is spending nights under Linda.

Linda Hogan is dating Charlie Hill. Seems like a totally healthy relationship to us... not!

Linda, 48, is trying to get back at Hulk Hogan for cheating on her with Christiane Plante. Which we understand. But maybe she ought to have considered how this new relationship would affect her kids.

Brooke confessed the relationship makes her uncomfortable, adding: "I'm totally freaked out. This is really weird… I personally don't like it at all."

The youngest Hogan said she had to support her mother, but when Brooke Hogan is the voice of reason, you know a situation is out of hand.

by Mischalova at . Comments

We may mock Brooke Hogan, her wardrobe and her lack of singing ability endlessly.

But we're glad the wannabe singer was uninjured in this weekend's car accident. The Hollywood Gossip staff doesn't wish any physical harm on anyone not named Spencer Pratt.

Hulk and his Ladies

We do wish, however, that Brooke would use the opportunity to espouse seat belt safety less as a chance for self-promotion and self-congratulations, and more as a chance to simply relay the important safety message.

We agree with Brooke Hogan: wear your seat belt! We don't agree with her need to credit herself so much for the suggestion, however.

Here's what she wrote on her MySpace page following the accident:

"As I turned on my car I clicked my seatbelt. As we pulled out onto the road, I looked over and realized my friend didn't have her seat belt on. I reminded her to put it on and the minute she clicked it, a car crashed into us...It was a horrible car accident, one that most would be severely hurt in, but we had our seat belts on and they kept us in tight."

Hogan's friend then added:

"... Brooke Hogans [sic] my hero, thank you for saving my life! Everyone wear your seat belts."

by Mischalova at . Comments

We already know that Brooke Hogan can't dress herself.

Now, it turns out the daughter of Hulk Hogan can't drive well, either; she was involved minor car collision in Clearwater, Florida yesterday.

Pole Dancer

The singer and star of scripted reality show Hogan Knows Best collided with another vehicle around 4 p.m., as the driver of the other car attempted to change lanes and lost control of his vehicle, colliding head-on with Hogan's Mercedes.

The Hogans know best. About how to get into car accidents.

On May 9, of course, Brooke's brother Nick Bollea was sentenced to eight months Florida's Pinellas County Jail for felony reckless driving after pleading no contest in in court.

Looks like this family does know best, when it comes to getting into accidents!

by Mischalova at . Comments

For reasons unclear to the common man, some dude was spotted trying to grab a hold of Brooke Hogan recently.

If you have any idea who this individual is, please let us know - and maybe let him know about certain misguided fashion decisions that ought to point him in a different, female direction.

Shopping Spree

The last time we asked readers of The Hollywood Gossip to identify an unknown ogler, they responded in droves with information on Thomas Sturges as Miley Cyrus' boyfriend and/or photograph costar.

Let's see if you can do it again now!

by Mischalova at . Comments

We make fun of Brooke Hogan a lot at The Hollywood Gossip. How come? Well... have you seen the way she dresses? Or listened to her concept of singing?

Still, we do admire Hulk Hogan's daughter for not letting Christiane Plante off the hook. In response to Plante's quasi defense of her affair with Hulk, Brooke had the following to say on her MySpace page:

Brooke Working the Pole

"So…looks like miss christiane wrote into perez. I think she shoulda thought about what kinda press she was gonna get when she slept with her best friends famous father. Maybe she did.

The truth always comes out, and I think we're ALL seeing just exactly how karma works Christiane. Nothing you say will ever put my family back together. So why don't you keep your opinion to yourself."

by Mischalova at . Comments

Move over, Heidi Montag!

There's a new untalented blonde with fake boobs trying to get the attention of celebrity gossip photographers by posing on the beach.

Wishing She Were Hot

Indeed, Brooke Hogan has given up all attempts to disguise her desperation for fame. The daughter of former WWE star Hulk Hogan is seen here... jumping for no apparent reason, other than to attract reporters, of course. Then again, we're not sure why we're complaining.

At least Brooke isn't singing.

Brooke Hogan has no hops. Keeley Shaye Smith has a better vertical than this atrocious singer.

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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan
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