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Brooke Hogan was on the Howard Stern show yesterday morning.

And for someone who claims to "know best" in her reality TV show, the atrocious singer and dresser may wanna read up on her politics. Among other issues discussed, Brooke said she didn't know who the current Vice President of the United States is.

Hulk and Brooke Photo

Hey, we wish Dick Cheney didn't exist, too, but we're pretty sure just forgetting his name won't do the trick.

Here are other topics Stern and Hogan touched on:

Her father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel: The two often hang out, McDaniel is “really nice,” and she looks nothing like Brooke in person. Yeah, right.

Her mom, who’s currently dating a 19-year classmate of Brooke's: She hasn’t spoken to her mom since May and asks about Charley Hill: “Why would a 19-year old boy be interested in a 48-year old woman?”

Her giant breasts: Brooke claims they are real - and a size D.

On shaving her private parts:“That’s like a little lasagna right there. You don’t want that out.” Well, okay then.

On anal sex: Her butt is “exit only." (We'd also wager money that the world will see it in Playboy one day.)

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At least Brooke Hogan doesn't have taste like her father's.

Otherwise, the atrocious singer would be dating a balding steroid freak with a bandana.

Instead, Brooke is dating.... this guy. Does anyone know who it is?

Brooke Hogan looks to be more ripped - and possibly more drunk, what's up with her eyes? - than her new boyfriend.

** UPDATE: Astute celebrity gossip followers have informed us this is Brooke's gay roommate, not her boyfriend. Thanks for chiming in, everyone!

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This is getting ridiculous.

Hulk Hogan's daughter and his new girlfriend were spotted in a parking lot this week, standing side by side, barely distinguishable from one another.

Difficult Shopping Decisions

We think we know which is the awful singer Hulk and ex-wife Linda sired, as opposed to the random blonde the former WWE star is having sex with. But it's difficult to tell, isn't?

Study the photo below and see if you can pick out Brooke Hogan from Jennifer McDaniel...

Follow this article's jump now to learn which busty blonde is which...

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We really hope Jennifer McDaniel doesn't scream out "Oh, Daddy!" during sex with Hulk Hogan.

Considering how similar she looks to the former wrestler's daughter, such an orgasmic declaration might really throw off his performance.

Totally Untalented

In the picture below, Hulk holds girlfriend McDaniel in his arms, while Brooke Hogan stands nearby. Or is it the other way around? It's hard to tell.

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Granted, the headline above implies that Brooke Hogan once had it.

Still, the awful singer and reality TV star has reached a new low in her attempts at attention.

Bad Dresser, Shopper

Brooke posted a pair of pretend mug shots on her MySpace account this week, holding a sign in one of them that claims she'd rather be with her brother in jail. We assume fashion sense is a crime in some states, so this may still be plausible.

After publishing the photos above and below, Brooke acted as though they garnered a lot of press, while proceeding to pretend as though that was not her intention. Here's her latest blog entry:

LOL poor press and clingy gossip lovers....

It's so funny that the smallest thing I do can jack up everyones day...LOL sorry I ruined your little gossip world today people.........or did I give you something else interesting to cling to for your boring worlds? :) Stay tuned! I might go shave my eyebrows tomorrow! Lets see what other fun things I can think don't you have a life to live? I know I do! Peace!

Facing a difficult family life, Brooke Hogan is crying out for attention.

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Brooke Hogan lashed out at the "stupid press" on MySpace for claiming she skipped the 18th birthday of jailed brother Nick Bollea Saturday.

Nick is behind bars for a 2007 car crash that critically injured his best friend John Graziano. He was moved from juvenile detention to the central division jail for adults, where he is being housed with 71 other adult males.

The spoiled, talentless daughter of Hulk and Linda Hogan, who was ripped for allegedly bailing on Nick's b-day celebration, seethed on MySpace:

Heres how stupid and inaccurate the media can be. According to the press I didn't show up to my brothers 18th birthday at the jail.

Lets see...

  • hes in jail
  • Its an important birthday...the big 18!!!
  • I'm only a 4 hour drive to Tampa
  • He's the most important thing in my life.

They must have thought I didn't show cause they didn't SEE me. uhh... there's such thing as a back door you jerks.

We're sorry, Brooke. You're totally right. Nick Bollea probably knows first hand about the "back door" there, it's true.

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Take this, Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt!

You have new competition in the realm of staged beach photos, as Brooke Hogan recently posed for celebrity gossip reporters in a variety of unnatural ways.

Hulk and Brooke Photo

When not pretending to throw footballs, Hogan was acting coy about rumors that she'll be getting naked for Playboy. According to The New York Daily News, an offer has been extended to Brooke, as her rep mysteriously replied: "No decision has been made at this time."

In other words: look for Brooke Hogan nude in Playboy sometime soon.

For now, let's just look at her effort to play quarterback:

Click on the following thumbnails to see more, enlarged photos of Brooke Hogan on the beach:

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We ruminated last week on whether readers would wanna see Brooke Hogan nude in Playboy.

Opinions are mixed so far - but based on comments this reality TV star recently made herself on Brooke Knows Best, it sounds like she'd agree that a woman's place is within the pages of a magazine. It's certainly not in the White House.

Brooke Hogan Nude Photo

When asked by a potential roommate who she's voting for, Brooke responded with:

"I am actually not that much into voting. I think it’s kinda crazy that a woman is running, because I think that women deal with a lot of emotions and menopause and PMS and stuff.

Like, I’m so moody all the time, I know I couldn’t be able to run a country, ‘cause I’d be crying one day and yelling at people the next day, ya know?"

Seriously. Check out the clip now (during which Brooke also admits that - gasp! - she's had sex):


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Before getting to the basis for the headline above, we should probably ask readers:

Do you wanna see Brooke Hogan nude in Playboy?

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Celebrity gossip tabloid InTouch Weekly has started this rumor, as a source told the magazine:

“Playboy has asked her to consider doing a cover or at least a photo shoot... Every year the magazine features [WWE Divas nude], but this would be the daughter of Hulk Hogan.”

Reports state that Brooke Hogan may appear naked in Playboy. As proven here, she obviously has the talent for some interesting poses if she chooses to bare it all for Hugh Hefner's publication.

As you ponder your desire to see Brooke Hogan nude, remember whose birthday suits are appearing in the August issue of Playboy (which hits newsstands today): Susie Feldman and Ashley Harkleroad.

Not shabby.

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Hulk Hogan's girlfriend and Hulk Hogan's daughter were recently spotted by the pool together.

On the left is Jennifer McDaniel and on the right is Brooke Hogan... or, wait, is that Jennifer McDaniel on the right and Brooke Hogan on the left?

Brooke Working the Pole

It's hard to tell, as Hulk has managed to date a woman that looks eerily like his offspring. Check out the similarities below:

One woman above is Jennifer McDaniel. One is Brooke Hogan. Can you tell which is which?

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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan
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