by Free Britney at . Comments

We know this isn't exactly breaking news, but photos from the other day make it necessary to bring it up again. Hulk Hogan has some serious issues.

The Hulk and his girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, showed up at Calle Ocho 2009 to support his daughter Brooke Hogan, who was working the stripper pole, er, performing at the Miami music festival. It was a concert for the ages.

The odd thing - aside from people paying money to listen to Brooke Hogan - was Jennifer choosing to style herself exactly like her boyfriend's daughter.

Check out the pics below. That's Jen on the right, in case there's confusion.

  • Brooke and Hulk Hogan Photo
  • Jennifer McDaniel, Hulk Hogan Kiss

Brooke Hogan and Jennifer McDaniel are essentially identical twins, separated only by botox, booty shorts and tramp stamps. But that isn't their fault.

One has to wonder about a guy who seeks to get in the pants of chicks half is age AND who could be confused with his own daughter. Just sayin'.

Click to enlarge more photos of Hulk and his favorite pair of tall, young, blonde, not-too-attractive babes, from this recent concert and in the past:

  • Hulk and Brooke Photo
  • Hulk and Jennifer
  • Jennifer McDaniel Tramp Stamp
  • Hulk Hogan, Jennifer McDaniel Pic
  • Hulk Hogan, Girlfriend

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

by Free Britney at . Comments

Strip clubs, by and large, are both overpriced and overrated.

Brooke Hogan pretending to be a stripper in concert? Tenfold.

Seriously. Britney Spears can pull it off with her soft-core Circus tour. Brooke Hogan is neither talented nor hot. But alas, no one has told Brooke Hogan this.

With father Hulk Hogan in the audience (he must be so proud), Brooke said she was enthusiastic about her first concert of the year. Anything for attention:

Worst Stripper Ever

Click to enlarge many more "super sexy pictures" of Brooke Hogan performing at the Latin festival "Calle Ocho" in Miami, featuring her dancing and flipping around on a stripper pole and "looking very seductive," according to reports ....

  • Hot Brooke Hogan Pic
  • Pole Dancer
  • Brooke Eats it
  • Wishing She Were Hot
  • Brooke Working the Pole
  • If it Ain't Brooke ...
  • Brooke Hogan Crotch Shot

[Photo Credits: Splash News Online]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Brooke Hogan and her two most saggy friends went for a walk in Miami earlier this week.

After years of poor wardrobe decisions, Brooke has finally figured it out:

Brooke H.

Giant boobs attract attention. This isn't rocket science...

Ready to compare this Brooke Hogan fashion choice with a few of her most memorable? Click on the images below to be taken back to the days of high pants, ass chaps and more...

by Free Britney at . Comments

Welcome, celebrity gossip fans, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition, now in its 62nd week. Who won this week's Caption Contest?

This week's photo of a very perplexed Brooke Hogan yielded some great replies, but we chose sarah heskew. Congrats! The winning entry appears below ...

Confused Brooke

Oh sh!t, what was I here for again, was it bleach? No... was it a new barely there shirt? No... oh yea, condoms... oh wait, I'm in a watch store .. nevermind.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Brooke Hogan is high atop The Hollywood Gossip's Worst Dressed list.

Therefore, our staff was excited to take this inside look at just how the terrible singer chooses her atrocious outfits.

Let's watch as Brooke contemplates the next pair of torn jeans/ugly chaps...

Shopping Spree

Brooke Hogan has a few difficult, ugly decisions to make during this shopping spree in Miami.

Click on any image below for a larger version of Hulk's daughter trying to find the perfect outfit to accentuate her huge breasts...

  • Bad Dresser, Shopper
  • Brooke Hogan, Shopping
  • Brooke H.
  • Difficult Shopping Decisions
  • Awful Singer, Dresser

[Photo Credit: Splash News]

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Brooke Hogan makes it way too easy.

From one fashion nightmare to another, the daughter of Hulk Hogan claims she has no interest in posing naked for Playboy... yet also appears to have no interest in properly wearing clothes.

Britney Spears, Plaid Shirt

What do you make of the latest disaster? Didn't hot pants, let alone their shorter cousins, go out of style a decade ago?

Brooke Hogan's booty-hugging shorts are...

 

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

At 12:30 this morning, following 166 days behind bars, Nick Bollea was released from prison... and instantly attacked by a wildebeest.

Just kidding. That's actually Nick's excited sister, Brooke Hogan.

Hulk and Brooke

The son of Hulk and Linda Hogan had been serving eight months in jail after pleading no contest to reckless driving charges stemming from an August 2007 accident that left best friend John Graziano in critical condition.

The tattoo on Brooke Hogan's lower back says it all: Redemption.

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Finally, some good news for Brooke Hogan.

Following a summer that saw her mom date a 19-year old, her father date a lookalike and staff members from The Hollywood Gossip wonder if she got dressed in the dark, Brooke can at least welcome her brother home; Nick Hogan gets released from prison tomorrow.

Photo of Brooke Hogan

"I can't even tell you, as a sister, how exciting this is for me!" Brooke wrote on her MySpace Celebrity page. "Nick and I are like best friends...and I can't believe how long I've gone without him."

She then went on to address those that have had negative things to say about the situation:

"I understand people have their own opinion, but most of the people that come up to us don't know the whole story or how much we really, really love John [the victim]. It's really sad because we're not bad people. We're just going through a really hard time, and so is John's family.

"All I ask is, instead of making this harder and putting evil things out there, you pray for John, and for us, and leave words of inspiration. John is gonna walk out of that hospital and things will be OK again. I know his strength, and I know he can do it with our prayers."

by Hilton Hater at . Comments

Brooke Hogan eventually posing naked for Playboy is easier to predict than Shenae Grimes skipping dinner tonight.

Still, fans will need to wait to witness this blessed event, as a representative for Hogan says her client has turned down an offer from the magazine. For now.

Totally Untalented

"Brooke just didn’t feel that it was the right time," the rep told Us Weekly. "It's not out of the question for the future, but we'll have to see."

Will Brooke Hogan eventually join the likes of Amy Leigh Andrews as a Playboy model? Come on. Is Dina Lohan a spawn of Satan?

Brooke Hogan Biography

Brooke and her Cleavage Brooke Hogan is the daughter of a very famous wrestler. She has an awful singing voice and maybe even worse taste in fashion. Brooke does... More »
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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan
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