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As an untalented singer, Brooke Hogan is trying to build a career on two things:

  1. Her famous last name;
  2. Her large breasts.

So far, so not very good.

That's why Brooke is looking to expand her repertoire and step into a few celebrity feuds in order to remain relevant.

For instance, during an interview on Sirius radio this week, she laid into Heidi Montag, Beyonce and Cassie nude photos. Here are excerpts from it:

On Heidi Montag: "I don't like Heidi Montag. I made a diss record on her."

On Beyonce: "She needs to go and make some babies and chill."

On Cassie's naked picture scandal: "Don't show it if it's not right. It's all stretched out."

Totally Untalented

WATCH THE FULL BROOKE HOGAN INTERVIEW AFTER THE JUMP.

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If you are a glutton for punishment, below you can listen to Brooke Hogan's new track, entitled, "Ur Not That Hot," off of her upcoming album Judgment Day.

We're not trying to drum up controversy. She really is dissing her. The full name of the track is "Ur Not That Hot f/ Stack$ & Hollywood Jit (Heidi Montag Diss)."

The song begins with a girl impersonating Heidi Montag (who along with Spencer Pratt, recently dissed Brooke Hogan), leaving a faux message for Brooke:

"Umm. Hey Brooke, what's up. This is Heidi Montag. I just want to let you know that I'm making a record and that your record ... better watch its back. And, if you think that Stack$ is awesome, just wait for Spencer. Bye."

  • Horse Face
  • Brooke Pic

While it's absurd that Brooke Hogan and Stack$ are even putting out music (term used loosely), we can't object to their bashing Heidi Montag in the intro.

After all, the 'Tag is a girl who thinks 9/11 was an inside job, population control is a myth and the government is trying to control our minds. Spooky stuff.

Listen to Brooke telling Heidi "Ur Not That Hot" below ...

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Will the dysfunctional Hogan family ever resolve its differences?

Maybe someday. In an ideal world. But that sure isn't right now.

Totally Untalented

Brooke Hogan is still pretty sure she knows best, or at least better than her dumbass mom Linda, who's been trashing her in the media of late.

"I'm the only one with my head on straight," she says. "I don't know what's wrong with mom. Dad and brother are doing good. I'm straightforward."

In another interview with E! News, Brooke explains that it's Linda Hogan's tendency to talk about her publicly that has made her distrust her.

"The things she's said about me, and I'm like, how could I ever trust her again?" she explains, referring to Linda calling her out on her fake boobs.

"How could I ever look at her and be like, 'You kind of threw me in front of the bus in front of the whole world... Who does that to their kid?"

Brooke's been sticking to her father, Hulk Hogan's side in all the drama with Linda, despite his dating Jennifer McDaniel, who creepily looks just like her.

"I'm just looking at how my dad's treating me and how my mom's treating me, and my mom has kind of backstabbed me a couple times. I feel betrayed."

As for her mom's current boytoy, Charlie Hill, a former schoolmate of Brooke and brother Nick Hogan, Brooke doesn't have a lot to say that's positive.

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Look, Brooke Hogan, we're trying to be on your side. Especially when it comes to your immature, insane, self-absored mother.

But it's like you're asking to be insulted with the cover for your upcoming album, "Redemption."

If your goal was to differentiate yourself from your father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, then we guess you succeeded. But, seriously, who thought this was a good idea?

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Are you buying Brooke Hogan as a size zero angel? Neither are we.

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We're really sorry, Dina Lohan.

For years, we've labeled you as the Worst Mother in the World. But you may need to pimp out your daughters and toot your own supposedly hard-working horn a lot louder in order to overtake Linda Hogan now.

Brooke Hogan Album Cover

Last week, daughter Brooke Hogan accused her mother of doing drugs, while also taking her to task yet again for dating 19-year old Charlie Hill.

In response, Linda (hiding behind representative Gary Smith) has written a statement to Perez Hilton in which she accuses her own child of:

  • Having fake breasts;
  • "Banging the crap" out of boyfriend Stack$ for three years;
  • And scarcely selling any albums.

Linda also says ex-husband Hulk Hogan is "no different" from OJ Simpson and that young Charlie is really good at diving into a swimming pool.

Linda Hogan has set the awful mothering bar incredibly high. Will anyone be able to raise it?

You've gotta read this hilarious, rambling, grammatically-reprehensible statement to believe it:

If Brooke continues to spew lies on behalf of her father's lame attempt to distance himself from the reality that he is no different from the homicidal OJ Simpson, Charlie will be forced to put aside his paramedic/firefighting career path and release an album called "Redemption" which will easily surpass any of Brooke's records sales.

If it is her claim that her breasts are natural or she hasn't been banging the crap out of the pot head $tack for the last 3 years, then her comments of Charlie being a year and a half younger than her are again a complete fabrication (they are 4 months apart).

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Just a few days ago, we defended Brooke Hogan's curvy body.

It was refreshing to hear a celebrity talk about looking healthy, as opposed to anorexic.

Still, we're a long way from defending Brooke's music career... though the following video at least made us laugh out loud for a solid 90 seconds.

Watch Hogan profoundly sing about how she's "Falling" for a man in the video below. We're pretty sure she's looking down at the off-screen lyrics a couple times...

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Let the record show: we have no problem with Brooke Hogan's body.

We've just often take issue with the ridiculous outfits she puts over that body.

In a new interview with OK!, Brooke actually has a refreshing take on her figure. She wants to look healthy, not anorexic. Amen, sister!

OK! Photo

How do you feel about your current weight?
I feel great at this weight, but I’ve started sticking to a diet again. I’m trying hard to get down even more. You need to keep to the old-school bodybuilder diet of eggs, fish, chicken, meat and broccoli. I want to always look healthy, not anorexic.

Do you feel comfortable in a bikini?
I do. I love my body. Thick or not, I’m firm. I don’t have cellulite. I’m happy with how I am. People should know, I’m only doing the diet for the entertainment business. It’s not really what you’re supposed to look like in real life.

How rational-sounding of Hogan. Now, if she could just stop looking like her father's girlfriend, Jennifer McDaniel, she'd be fine!

Click on the pics above to enlarge images of Brooke Hogan.

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It's time to play everyone's favorite game:

Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter!

In this edition, the contestants are posing for photos at Pure nightclub in Las Vegas, as Brooke Hogan felt the need to celebrate her 21st birthday there this week.

Below, she's the one on the right, kissing Hulk Hogan's cheek as... wait, no. Is she the one on the left, also kissing Hulk's cheek?

This is what makes Distinguish the Girlfriend from the Daughter! such a challenging contest to play. Hogan's decision to date Jennifer McDaniel, a woman that so closely resembles his daughter, shows how shred of a competitor he can be.

Forget totally understanding O.J. Simpson, it looks like Hulk totally understands the incestuous lifestyle.

Hulk's Ladies

We're happy Brooke Hogan can drink legally now and all, but here's a thought:

When your son has been jailed for reckless driving, after sending a friend to the hospital; when a reality TV show has contributed to your divorce; and when you're wife is dating a 19-year old and demanding ridiculous amounts of money, perhaps such a public celebration for your daughter - in Las Vegas, no less - isn't the best idea.

Life advice aside, there are more pics of Hogan, McDaniel and Brooke below. Click on each to see if you can tell Hulk's girlfriend and his daughter apart...

  • Hulk and his Ladies
  • Brooke Hogan, Birthday Party

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Pop quiz, celebrity gossip followers: Stack$ is...

A) ... the identity of Brooke Hogan's new boyfriend;

B) ... the number of phone books she'd need to stand on in order to be face-to-face with said boyfriend;

C) .. the nickname given to rapper Yannique Barker by fellow artist Brisco, due to the former's "ill" songwriting skills and multi-dimensional personality.

The answer, of course, is: D. All of the above!

Brooke recently took her diminutive new boy toy for a stroll around Miami Beach. (He's the tiny dude on the left; squint hard and you should be able to see him.)

Brooke Hogan and Stack$

Look out, Stack$, an ogre in a bikini is about to gnaw off... oh, nevermind, that's just Brooke Hogan.

Brooke Hogan Biography

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Brooke Hogan Quotes

I thought we were one of the normal Hollywood families. It's crazy watching it all fall apart, but I hope for the best.

Brooke Hogan

I know if I was 48-years-old, I wouldn’t date a 19-year-old. I just don’t feel it’s her. And through all this stuff, I really need my mom, and she’s doing her own thing. I don’t talk to her anymore.

Brooke Hogan
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