Brody Jenner Les Deux

Say it ain't so.

This is breaking, devastating news ... a story that makes us wonder what's next - Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag being banned from Us Weekly?

The Apocalypse must be near. But on to our troubled club-goer.

After a night with Sean "Diddy" Combs at Les Deux June 13, the great Brody Jenner apparently got into a brawl with a club promoter at 1:45 a.m. and has been temporarily banned from the Hollywood hotspot as a result.

"Brody was really drunk and acting like a jerk," says a witness, adding that the future Bromance star tried to reenter after leaving Les Deux.

At that point, he got into an altercation when he was nixed at the door, resulting in security escorting him off the premises and banning him.

Brody Jenner's drunken antics also got him kicked out of Les Deux in March.

This time, some observers believe, the moratorium might actually stick.

"This is the second incident with Brody Jenner," a Les Deux manager said.

"We are taking a break with him. At the moment he cannot come in the club... The police were called after the fight broke out. We cannot have that."

Two episodes of The Hills last night. One awesome performance by Whitney Port and plenty of Pratt family drama to catch up on. Let's get down to it.

In the first episode, "Back to L.A.," Lauren Conrad returns home from Paris and tells Audrina Patridge all about her travels, while Whitney Port heads into Lisa Love's office at Teen Vogue to tell her she's outta here.

Whitney goes on a job interview for a stylist's position with Kelly Cutrone of People's Revolution. The interview is tough, but our girl gets it! Yay!

At her office, Heidi Montag explains to some random co-worker that she does not want to break up with Spencer Pratt .... but at the same time, he sure shouldn't think about seeing other people ... but he needs to move out. Pronto.

Spencer complains to his sister, Stephanie Pratt, about moving out and says he's considering dating other girls as a result. Hopefully ones who haven't had about 12 plastic surgeries. Seriously, have you seen Heidi lately?

Heidi Montag gets wind of the fact that Spencer is thinking about dating others - via Stephanie - and fish-lips does not take kindly to this revelation.

Spencer Pratt has worn this look of bewilderment for three episodes now.

Lauren and Audrina head to Les Deux where they meet up with Frankie Delgado and his boyfriend, Brody Jenner. Just kidding. They're not together. Though they are always together. What is this Frankie guy's deal, anyway?

Anyway, having heard about Cora Skinner, LC gives Brody the cold shoulder and asks him where his "girlfriend" is. Brody plays dumb, but Lauren is wicked upset and not buying it. Brody then gets pissed storms outta the club.

Lauren Conrad and Lauren Bosworth (Lo) have breakfast and LC admits that Brody has a way of making her feel like she's not good enough.

Lo tells LC that she's being ridiculous and that Brody should be chasing her, and that she has to figure out a way to just be friends with him.

A bitter Spencer packs up his stuff at the ol' apartment, while pouty Heidi watches. As he walks out he says "enjoy your space." Ohhh, snap!

Finally, Whitney Port packs up her stuff at the Teen Vogue offices, reminiscing with LC about all their good times. They say goodbye and we shed a tear.

Read about the second episode, "An Unexpected Friend," after the jump ...

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