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On Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 14, Brody Jenner got awkwardly turned on by Kim Kardashian and Kris and Bruce argued a lot.

We could stop the recap right there, but in the interest of paragraphs ...

It's hard not to sympathize with Brody Jenner here. First your father marries Kris Jenner, causing a decades-long rift between the two of you.

Then your stepsister Kim Kardashian turns into ... Kim Kardashian.

While the rest of the group went zip-lining and took in the stunning Thailand surroundings, Kim was preoccupied by taking a book of selfies for 'Ye.

Many of which features full-on boobs and nips hanging out.

Putting aside the fact that it's not really a selfie if your ASSISTANT TAKES THE PHOTO for you, it's kind of cute that Kim takes them for her man.

(It's also cute when an elephant attacks her in the process).

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Two freak outs of a very different nature will take center stage on Keeping Up with the Kardashians this Sunday night.

First, Kim Kardashian will have second (and third... and fourth) thoughts about zipping down a line while on vacation in Thailand, completely melting down just as she's about to take flight.

Second, Brody Jenner will see Kim Kardashian nude! Sort of!

Check out both clips below for a peek at what's ahead, including Brody explaining how he walked in on his step-sister's sexy photo shoot and how he saw more than he bargained for by doing so:

Need to catch up this ridiculous series?

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Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 6 saw Kendall Jenner turn 18, a long-awaited moment of celebration for male fans of her racy photos (below).

Also celebrating a birthday? Bruce Jenner, who shrugged it off like it’s no thing. Guess when you're planning a sex change, all else must seem so trivial.

Kendall Jenner Side Boob
Kendall Jenner posted this photo to Instagram. It shows off her side boob.

Just kidding. Meanwhile, Kourtney wants the family to hold a yard sale, which is totally not at all something the producers thought up for them to do.

If you watch Keeping Up with the Kardashians online, you know this is how the "plot" often begins. The idea suddenly dawns on the eldest daughter.

After realizing how overrun her garage has gotten with junk, Kourtney got the family together and suggested that they clear out their unused items.

No word if Kris tried to put Bruce Jenner among the items for sale.

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On last night's season premiere of Keeping Up with the Kardashians, we finally got to watch what has been playing out in the tabloids for months.

Khloe Kardashian has become "shattered” by her tumultuous relationship with Lamar Odom, and Kris and Bruce Jenner may be better off apart.

Didn't see that one coming, did you?!

“I’ve been in hiding because I’m afraid of people,” Khloe Kardashian confessed in the start of the premiere when heading out with sis Kourtney.

It was hard not to feel a little sympathetic to Khloe in Keeping Up With the Kardashians Season 9 Episode 1. Yes, you read that correctly, and yes, we're serious.

The Kards are in the exploitation business, as 'Ye famously said, but they're still human, and someone yelling "Are you going to pick up Lamar from Skid Row?" still hurts.

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Remember when Kris Jenner and Bruce Jenner were still happily married?

When Khloe Kardashian lived with Lamar Odom?

When Kim Kardashian was simply pregnant with North West and not close to getting back into a bikini?

No? That's okay... you can go back and relive it all now! That's right, our friends at TV Fanatic are making it easy to view past episodes of Keeping Up with the Kardashians.

Just follow this link to WATCH KEEPING UP WITH THE KARDASHIANS ONLINE, sit back and let Realiy TV's First Family do its thing. Whatever that thing is.

Kim Kardashian, Sheer Top

And remember: Keeping Up with the Kardashians Season 9 kicks off on Sunday, January 19. Feel the excitement!

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This week's Keeping Up With the Kardashians was all about Kris Jenner's venture into the world of talk show hosting. In other words, it was not good.

As you likely recall, not even the birth of North West or the non-stop tabloid fascination with Kim Kardashian & Co. could save this unmitigated disaster.

Still, it was time to watch it unfold with the benefit (?) of hindsight.

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Kathie Lee Gifford sighting? Minus 100 right off the bat.

Fortunately, we all know Kris' dream will be short-lived, so that makes it a little easier to stomach what she's trying to do, knowing that she fails at something.

We don't wish failure or unhappiness upon anyone, for the record, but when it's Kris trying to squeeze Kim Kardashian and siblings dry? We're okay with it.

Plus 400 for knowing right off the bat that this tanks.

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Kim Kardashian welcome to North West on Sunday's Keeping Up with the Kardashians, but those looking for an all-access ticket to her birth were let down.

To be sure, a great deal of drama surrounded Kim’s delivery as the reality star gave birth five weeks early after finding out she was suffering from toxemia.

“Basically, I have to deliver the baby right now,” said a surprisingly calm Kim to Khloe, though momager Kris freaked. How did it all play out on TV and life?

Check out our Keeping Up With the Kardashians recap below!

Weirdly, or maybe not weirdly considering who we're dealing with, it was Kris Jenner who gave the green light for the girls to go to the hospital. Minus 100.

There, Khloe filmed Kim on her phone. “I’m excited to meet you,” Kim said to her future offspring, noting that “daddy” Kanye West was on his way.

Unlike Kourtney Kardashian pulling out her baby in all its glory, there was zero footage of Kim. They cut to Khloe telling Bruce that the baby arrived.

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Drama, as we know, comes with the territory on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but Kim Kardashian and even Brody Jenner got a pass last night.

Last week, Brody called out Kris Jenner for being a fame whore and a bad mother, but this week he was largely singing her praises on the trip to Greece.

Kendall Jenner, meanwhile, was a lot less happy ... with everyone.

Why? Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Kendall Jenner and Brody Jenner

All this time, the Kardashians worried that Kris and Brody Jenner wouldn't get along, but it ended up being Kendall who was the most put out by everyone.

The reason was simple, and typical of a teenager. She wanted to be involved, but is also shy and not as outgoing, so it was hard for her to be proactive.

Plus 100 because while this storyline wasn't the most exciting in reality TV history, it was one of the most realistic if you've ever known a teenager.

And Plus 100 more for being the shy one. This krew needs one!

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Family drama is par for the course on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, but this week saw more bitterness than the usual Kim Kardashian-related fare.

Brody Jenner kind of sort of full on went after stepmonster-in-law Kris Jenner for caring more about money and celebrity gossip attention than family.

Ouch. How did this come about and how did it play out?

Let's break it all down below in THG's official recap!

Brody and Kris Jenner

Things did not get off on the right wrong foot between Kris and Brody, to put it mildly, when she didn't invite him to Greece for the big family trip.

Once that slight had been rectified, she spent the whole time making awkward overtures to win him over. Already we're at a Minus 100 here, Kris.

And oh, did it get worse from there ...

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This week on Keeping Up With the Kardashians, the attention Kim Kardashian kommands from the media - and everyone - started to wear on her sister.

Seriously, it's all about Kim all the time, and not just on celebrity gossip websites. Kourtney in particular got jealous of her younger sis in a big way.

How did this semi-contrived storyline play out? Find out in THG's recap!

Kim Kardashian, Breasts Photo

Kim Kardashian, clearly, has been Kris Jenner's favorite for years.

She is, after all, the chosen one inside whom Ray J made hard love, the one who commands endless fascination, the one upon whom the spotlight shines brightly.

Kourtney Kardashian, however, at least had kids. 

Now that Mason and Penelope are about to be overshadowed by North West, you can tell that Kourt is feeling a bit sad about giving up that spotlight too.

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