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Looks like The Help is turning on The Kardashians.

A former family nanny is shopping a tell-all book about her time with the famous family before they were that famous. Spoiler alert: She's not a big fan!

Pam Behan, served as a nanny, personal assistant and cook for Bruce and Kris Jenner for years, getting to know the Kardashian girls and Brody Jenner.

She couldn't stand Brody or his brother Brandon (Bruce's kids from his first marriage), calling the two Jenner boys "extremely spoiled and disrespectful."

As for the K-squad?

Kardashian Family

Pam describes her relationship with Kris Jenner as a "love/hate" thing. We totally get it. Sort of like THG's relationship with her, only without the first part.

Despite selling him out in a book, she seems somewhat fond of Bruce, claiming he helped her avoid prosecution when she was busted for DUI a while back.

Behan promises to reveal some "intimate details" about Kourtney and Kim Kardashian, which is surprising, as the girls were reportedly very fond of her.

Then again, it could be one of those empty promises used to sell books, since no one would by a tell-all about Brody Jenner. Sorry B. Just how it is.

Several agents have indicated interest, but no deal has been struck yet.

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Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne reportedly ended up in a bloody bar brawl this weekend that led to a bottle being smashed in his face at the Hollywood Roosevelt.

Not a bloody brawl with each other, obviously.

Police are still investigating, but the incident happened after Lavigne got into an altercation with another woman and Jenner, chivalrously, tried to break it up.

Then things apparently got ugly in a hurry.

Bravril

Punches were thrown, cops arrived and Jenner landed in the hospital with a big gash on his face. The Brodster reportedly received several stitches.

Prior to the incident, he tweeted, "Having the best night with the love of my life @AvrilLavigne so happy right now!! .. #Movember CRUSH!! haha".

Just hours later, he updated that, saying "Interesting Saturday night... Just got of the hospital with a new scar on my face.. Charges/chargers!!!"

Sometimes you gotta fight for love ... and get into altercations at clubs like it's your job. Which for Brody Jenner, it always kind of has been/is.

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Brody Jenner is not only retracting his allegation that Joe Francis beat up Jayde Nicole (Brody's then-girlfriend), he's apologizing to his former enemy.

He's obligated to, of course, as part of the settlement to their legal war over an incident that took place between the three of them in August 2009.

Jayde Nicole said Francis pulled her hair and punched her in the face in a wild nightclub melee that ended with a chivalrous Jenner getting tasered.

Bromance means being able to own up to it when you're wrong.

Their stories varied, but Joe was too close to his ex (and Jayde's BFF) Abbey Wilson for the couple's liking. Jayde sued the Girls Gone Wild founder.

That's all water under the bridge now. Brody and Jayde split last December, and after settling with Francis, he writes as part of this public apology:

"I would like to acknowledge for the record that media reports that you beat up Jayde Nicole that night ... were completely inaccurate."

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We've already discussed Brody Jenner's mohawk and the reality star's hair-raising (or cutting) tributes to his lady love. But now he's given it a new twist.

Taking his devotion to new, even-more-whipped heights, he recently shaved an "A" into the side of his head in honor of his girlfriend, Avril Lavigne.

Brody Jenner Mohawk

What do you think? Lame? Sweet? A little of both? Vote below ...

Brody Jenner's hair is ...

 

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If you thought Brody Jenner's mohawk was crazy, wait until you see the dude's latest hair-raising maneuver and tribute to punk-pop princess girlfriend Avril Lavigne.

The Hills star and his woman, who have been dating since early 2010, hit the streets of L.A. with the hunk sporting an “A” shaved on the side of his dome.

If he did that for every celebrity he's dated, he could pretty much write out the whole alphabet. Or at least L, C, K, N and J, and probably more we missed.

Anyway, we can support the move on at least one level - while his Avril Lavigne tattoo is there to stay, at least he can just grow his hair back if needed ...

  • Bravril
  • Brody: Shaved Head

Brody Jenner is smitten and covered with declarations of love for Avril Lavigne. Is it cool to see a guy express himself like that, or is he just lame? [Photos: Fame Pictures]

Brody Jenner's latest declaration of love is ...

 

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Some changes in celebrity hairstyles, such as Angelina Jolie's, are subtle and don't spark too much criticism. Brody Jenner's new look is a little different.

The Hills hunk and VIP scene mainstay Brody Jenner stepped out at Hollywood's Katsuya restaurant Saturday with a major hair makeover: a mohawk!

Brody had the sides of his curly dark locks shaved off for a punk new 'do. Perhaps he did it for a change of pace ... or the approval of the girl he loves.

Jenner is currently dating allegedly edgy rocker Avril Lavigne. While the mohawk may be panned by fans, it can be fixed faster than Brody's Avril tattoo.

What do you think? Fan? Not a fan? Vote below!

Brody Jenner Mohawk

Do you like his new look? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Brody Jenner's mohawk is ...

 

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Having just been a part of scripted history in the climactic scene on Tuesday's series finale of The Hills, is Brody Jenner already planning a return to reality TV?

In Touch Weekly reports that Brody, who's been on like 13 shows already, is actively pitching a new show for himself and Avril Lavigne - his real girlfriend.

That stuff with Kristin Cavallari was all fake.

According to insiders, Avril isn't down with the idea, so Brody has been "begging" her to consider it. Supposedly, she's "so in love with him" she might agree.

Brody and Avril Photo

BEING BRAVRIL: Will Jenner and Lavigne get their own show? What would they call it, and would anyone watch it? [Photo: PacificCoastNewsOnline.com]

Maybe that's why he got that tattoo. Now she has to do it, right? Look at the strength of commitment he showed to their relationship ... reciprocate, already!

Basically, it sounds she doesn't want to say no - but she REALLY doesn't want to do it either. Bet you she caves, though. The women of Hollywood usually do.

Can you blame them? It's Brody Jenner.

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With tearful goodbyes, key story lines wrapped up and a post-show appearance by former star Lauren Conrad, much fanfare surrounded The Hills finale.

But while the live after-party (click here for cast photos) celebrated the six-season run, many fans were left scratching their heads about the last scene.

Another Kristin Cavallari Bikini Pic

As Tuesday's episode drew to a close, Kristin Cavallari stepped into a waiting car destined for the airport, allegedly to catch a flight bound for Europe.

She left a tearful Brody Jenner behind, waving goodbye ... or not. The camera panned out to reveal the entire production crew, set and cameramen.

Did The Hills just punk viewers who ate this stuff up for six seasons, then rub their noses in it with an overt F-You to end the last of its 102 episodes?

That's what it felt like!

Brody Jenner and Kristin Cavallari make a good-looking fake couple.

"The thing is, as you saw at the end, what's real, what's fake, you don't know," Jenner said. "Our relationship, the entire time could have been fake. That's one of the questions: what was real and what was fake, and we left it [open]."

Kristin Cavallari said she enjoyed the way the show concluded: "I think we both couldn't have been happier with the ending. We were speechless."

The acting was pretty good, we'll admit.

Their co-star, Lo Bosworth, was equally impressed with the way The Hills finale came to an end: "You know when the last scenes of the show were happening, I got a little [lump] in my throat," she said. "They were great. I loved it."

Come on. While not every aspect of the show is fake (most likely), there's not much interpretation to do about Brody and Kristin. It was all fake, not real.

She's dating a Hills cameraman and knew full well he has been with Avril Lavigne. Which is fine, except that MTV always billed this as a reality show. Now they're admitting they script whatever they want, but with some profound point?

Please.

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The entire cast of The Hills, minus the vanquished Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag, but including alumni Lauren Conrad and Whitney Port, commemorated the hit MTV series' final episode Tuesday night with one last bash in Hollywood.

So much has changed between The Hills finale and what began as a Laguna Beach spinoff 102 episodes ago. But it was great to see LC back, since she started it all.

On hand were the likes of Kristin Cavallari, Brody Jenner and Audrina Patridge, along with bit players Justin-Bobby, Lo, Stephanie, that Stacie girl and many more.

Click to enlarge the photos below ...

  • Hills Cast: The Final Season
  • Besties

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After six seasons of drama, The Hills ended its run on MTV in appropriate fashion, with cameras panning back to expose just how manufactured that drama is.

More on that in a little bit.

Delux Kristin Pic

Supposedly, Kristin Cavallari is moving to Europe, because she "needs a change." Note: she never went to Europe, and she never pined for Brody Jenner. At all.

Elsewhere, Lo and Scott move in together, Audrina decided to get a new house by the beach, and Stephanie is kinda dating that guy Josh now, if anyone cares.

Nowhere to be found, except dressed like an old man outside the finale party? Spencer Pratt. Here's THG's recap of Tuesday's series finale of The Hills ...

FINAL FOUR: The female stars of The Hills at the series finale party.

Stephanie Pratt tells the girls she is happy with her life, while Audrina Patridge says she's still trying to figure hers out. When is she NOT trying to do that? Minus 4.

Brody plays golf with the guys and says he didn't realize things with Kristin would take the turn they did. Yeah, the scripts are sometimes pretty surprising. Plus 5.

Kristin tells Stacie about Brody's girlfriend and admits she's "bummed." We are too. They won't even mention Avril Lavigne by name, and he can do better. Minus 3.

Lo and Scott move in together. Cute. Plus 6, despite the obvious fact they're just looking to kill time with Stephanie and Lo, bit players for much of the series.

"Bored" Kristin tells Brody she's moving to Europe (LOL) for the summer or maybe longer (ROTFL). Naturally, she's having a big goodbye bash with cameras! Plus 8.

Not even an acknowledgment of Spencer Pratt and/or Heidi Montag, Hills? Where did they even go? Did Adam DiVello have Heidi bumped off? We worry. Minus 20.

HAVE YOU SEEN THIS PERSON? If so, contact local authorities.

Brody finally arrives and says he didn't understand her feelings. Kristin is tearful as Brody says he'll miss her. "Don't leave," he pleads. She wipes a tear away from his supposedly sad face and hugs him. Kristin even says this is a crock. Minus 34.

Audrina isn't going to Kristin's because she wants to move away from the "scene" and avoid bumping into Justin-Bobby. We'd steer clear of the stench too. Plus 7.

Scott to Lo, who he says he would marry right now: "It takes a while to find the right person and you are perfect." Minus 11. Just propose if you're serious, dude.

As Kristin speeds off, cameras focus on Brody with the Hollywood sign behind him ... but it was only a painting, later revealed to show the camera crew and staff. Then the cameras stop rolling, Kristin gets out of the limo and hugs Brody, despite the bull$h!t regarding her leaving. What a giant Eff You to fans. Plus 100.

FINALE TOTAL: +54. SEASON TOTAL: +13.

Brody Jenner Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Sam Brody Jenner

Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
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