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Brody Jenner may be on a mission to get with every hot young actress in the entertainment world, but the dude seriously needs some new guy friends.

Specifically, ones who know how to shut the f*%k up.

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Sporting a handsome new moustache, Hollywood's resident Casanova and possible Lindsay Lohan boy toy endured one of his moronic sidekicks trying to make an ass out of him in front of TMZ staff as they left the hotspot Les Deux on Friday.

Brody's dumbass friend started yelling:

"The party is at the prince's house, at the f*%king castle" and took jabs at Jenner's former reality TV show, The Princes of Malibu.

The dude also had two ladies in tow, and began exclaiming that they were Brody's new princesses.

As his frustration mounted, the always laid-back, mild-mannered Brody kept his smile but warned his pal, "I'm going to f*%k you up!"

The valiant Jenner, who may or may not be dating America's sweetheart - Lauren Conrad - depending on what day you read this, eventually had enough of the blithering idiot and his posse.

Smiling all the way, he made a mad dash for freedom, ditching his bonehead buds in the middle of Hollywood Boulevard and running off into the hills.

The actual hills, not the show The Hills - though he will likely be on it tonight.

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ESPN's Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy, is famous for his long-winded, hilarious sports columns, being married to The Sports Gal, and for watching enough television to rot the brains of even the pop culture aficionados at T.H. Gossip.

That said, it's only appropriate that when asked to describe his feelings on Miami, site of tonight's Super Bowl XLI, Simmons turned to a young reality TV star we know and sort of love. Here's what Bill writes...

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All I know is this: My assignment for this week was to come to Miami and tell you, the home reader, what it's like to have a Super Bowl here. Right now, we're working on a solid A-plus. The grade could change, but that's what we're looking at right now.

Since I can't sum up my feelings on South Beach in a single sentence, let's hand it over to the great Brody Jenner, who's making a noble attempt on The Hills right now to break the reality-TV record for "most cheesy compliments ever given to a girl while trying to get into her pants."

Two things you need to know about Brody:

  1. He's Bruce Jenner's son
  2. He's already been on two reality shows.

Now he's pursuing the star of The Hills - America's sweetheart, Lauren Conrad - who's far too stupid to realize that Brody called her only because he knew the cameras had just started rolling for Season 2.

You would think she'd catch on after Jason Wahler (her fellow Laguna Beach grad, and last season's nose-itching boyfriend on The Hills) pulled the same stunt on her and she was too dumb to see that one, either.

She's easy prey for a player like Brody, who, since his arrival on The Hills, has been laying lines on her like "you have the most beautiful eyes I have EVER seen."

We're about three more episodes away from having a threesome with him and a 6-foot bottle of Rohypnol. I don't see this ending well.

What does this have to do about anything? Well, in this week's episode, Brody finally lured LC back to his apartment and gave her his greatest line yet:

"There's nowhere I'd rather be than right here with you."

I don't feel that strongly about South Beach, but give me a few more days. We might get there.

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Rehab may have quenched the alcoholic thirst of Lindsay Lohan - but actress' crotch hunger is as strong as ever.

According to Us Weekly, Lohan has been sending uber-bachelor Brody Jenner sexy text messages for the last couple weeks. It's hard to say how Jenner's ex-girlfriends feel about such a development - perhaps because it's hard to keep track of them.

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First, there was Kristin Cavallari. Seems like ages ago, before Laguna Beach was part of the national lexicon.

Then, Brody got on Nicole Richie for a bit. But he almost broke her with his body weight and had to end that relationship in a hurry.

Finally, the last rich and famous broad that got Jenner-ed was Lauren Conrad. She's still on The Hills, just not in his heart.

Now, the magazine has somehow received word that one of Lohan's texts to Brody said all she wanted was some "McDonald's and sex."

We hope in the reverse order. One feels pretty sluggish after a Big Mac.

When asked about the exchange, Jenner responded: "Sorry, dude. I don't text and tell."

In other words: Yes, he went all Joe Francis on Linday's crotch of fire.

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Maybe Lauren Conrad will be driving along and get pulled over by the cops, taken to court, convicted and sent to driving school on tonight's all-new episode of The Hills.

The reality TV star was spotted at Hyde Sunday night, climbing onto ex-beau and current Hills co-star Brody Jenner... and into the front seat of a friend's hot new Rolls Royce.

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The couple and friends rolled away, with LC riding shotgun sans seat belt on her boy Brody's lap. It's a maneuver that makes us fondly recall a young Sean Preston on the lap of clueless mama Britney Spears.

As they crammed the car full of castmates and friends, one even suggested that the gang "ghost ride the whip," a stunt even more ill-advised than Conrad's aversion to seat belts or putting one's member in that diseased tramp Paris Hilton.

You can check out the video of this nonsense at TMZ.

Oh, and did we mention that LC, Heidi Montag and the rest of The Hills gang are back on the air tonight? Because they are, at 10 p.m.

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They're no Britney and Kevin in terms of celebrity status (or bad music), but like the aforementioned couple, Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad are so over.

Less than a month after Brody confirmed he and Lauren, a.k.a. "LC," were seeing each other, the two have split up. The Gossip staff is astonished this romance didn't last. It definitely wasn't a ploy to get the attention of Kristin Cavallari or anything.

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"We're not together anymore," Brody Jenner told a source on Thursday at the launch party for the new furniture collection at Minotti in L.A.

The news was echoed by his mother, Linda Thompson, who told People at the Environmental Media Awards.

"I think Brody's pretty single right now. He's on his way to Miami. Bikinis, thongs. I think he'd better be single right now," said Brody's MILF mother.

Lauren Conrad's representative, Nicole Perez, had no comment.

On October 18, Jenner revealed that he and Conrad, who became famous on Laguna Beach before starring in her own spin-off, The Hills, had started dating.

"I don't know what you consider dating, but we're seeing each other, we're having a great time with it. She's an amazing girl," BJ said.

Conrad, however, was coy about her relationship with Jenner at the time, saying only that, "He's a nice guy."

In early October, Jenner split from Nicole Richie, whom he started seeing in August, just weeks after ending his year-and-a-half long relationship with Cavallari, Conrad's nemesis on Laguna Beach.

Conrad split from her fellow Laguna Beach alum Jason Wahler in August. J-Wahl was recently spotted with -- guess who -- Cavallari. Chances are, the drama isn't finished yet.

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Yes, it's true.

The $h!t is gonna hit the fan.

Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad
are officially "seeing each other," Jenner tells People magazine.

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"I don't know what you consider dating, but we're seeing each other, we're having a great time with it. She's an amazing girl. That's all there is to say. She's fun to be around. She's sweet. She's kind. There's nothing bad to say about her," he gushed.

There had been speculation about a romance between Conrad and Jenner, who arrived together at Wednesday's Rock & Republic fashion show at the West Hollywood club Area. Last week, they were spotted twice at Hollywood hot spot Les Deux, where an observer said they looked "very cozy."

Conrad, however, was coy about her relationship with Jenner, saying only that the quote-unquote Prince of Malibu is "a nice guy."

Earlier this month, Jenner split up with Nicole Richie, whom he'd been dating since August. They began seeing each other just weeks after Jenner, 23, ended his year-and-a-half relationship with Laguna Beach star and LC arch-nemesis Kristin Cavallari. Suffice it to say, Kristin is not gonna like this new development.
Asked if he's still in contact with Richie, Jenner tells People: "Yeah, of course. Me and Nicole remain good friends. Nothing will change that."

Jenner, a former Guess model, has known Nicole since they were toddlers. Conrad, who went on to star in The Hills after graduating from Laguna Beach, has known Cavallari since high school. They're not friends! Even less so now!

Conrad split from total assclown and fellow Laguna Beach alum Jason Wahler back in August. The jackass proceeded to get arrested multiple times.

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That lucky bastard Brody Jenner is apparently making the rounds with all of Hollywood's young hotties. This one might be the most controversial yet.

As we reported earlier this month, the beauty de jour is none other than Lauren Conrad. That's right, the Laguna Beach hottie and the nemesis of Jenner's ex and fellow Laguna grad, Kristin Cavallari.

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The rumors of Brody Jenner and Lauren Conrad being an item were confirmed last night at Mel's Diner in Los Angeles, where they were seen cuddling. Jenner, of course, just got through with dating that skank Nicole Richie.

Reports have been swirling around that Brody and Kristin are both hanging on to hopes of reuniting. If that's the case, the latest twist in the true-life Laguna Beach soap opera is almost a guarantee that reunion won't occur.

The rivalry between Kristin and Lauren, also known as LC, dates way back to their days on Laguna Beach.

Here's the recap: Kristin stole Lauren's then-boyfriend, Stephen Colletti. Lauren got pissed. The girls haven't gotten along since.

Is this Lauren's way to get back at Kristin or is this an attempt by Brody to get Kristin's attention? Guess we'll all have to sit back and watch the drama unfold, but we do know this: Lauren has some work to do if she wants to top these Kristin Cavallari pictures.

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It appears Bichie is no more.

T.H. Gossip has learned that after two months of dating, Nicole Richie and Brody Jenner have called it quits.

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Richie's rep confirmed the break-up, stating that: "Nicole and Brody are no longer dating but remain close friends."

A source says that Richie, who may or may not be hooked on crystal meth, initiated the breakup today at Jenner's home in Malibu and that both agreed it was best to part ways.

"Nicole just wants to be single right now. She felt it was a mistake to jump into a relationship so soon after her breakup with AM," says the source.

Richie and Adam "DJ AM" Goldstein split in May of this year after a nine-month engagement. Prior to that, Richie and food split after a turbulent relationship back in 2002.

DJ AM has been rumored to be tagging Kristin Cavallari, who's Jenner's ex, but that's neither here nor there at this point.

In order to clear the air, Nicole posted the following message on her MySpace page on Wednesday:

"Relationship? I know there are rumors regarding my 'breakup' with Brody Jenner. The truth is, we were never really together. We hung out, and he's a nice guy, but my heart was never in it. Anything further is just a cry for publicity."

That's not what Richie's rep said last night when she confirmed the break-up of the relationship. But hey, what do we care. All we know is that Brody could be hitting Lauren Conrad right about now, and we really hope that he is. Because that is a F-I-N-E woman, and because it would create serious drama.

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Brody Jenner apparently has a thing for blondes. And reality TV show stars.

Specifically, hotties who match that description from Laguna Beach.

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The Malibu pretty boy was spotted heading into the club Shag last night with none other than Lauren Conrad, Laguna Beach alumna and the well-known, sworn arch-nemesis of Jenner's scorching ex-girlfriend Kristin Cavallari.

While no romantic connection between the two has been established, hanging out with your ex's enemy in public is still a pretty bold move.

Also along for the evening was LC's The Hills co-star, Heidi Montag. We're not huge fans.
A spy on the Shag scene claims that Jenner was also spotted inside a bar "getting close to a mysterious dirty blonde, wavy-haired girl."

Damn! It's been recently reported that our man Brody is dating Nicole Richie, however, throughout the course of the two aforementioned incidents, the anorexic waif was nowhere in sight. Stay tuned as we try to uncover more about Jenner's supposed philandering.

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A picture is worth a few hundred words, as they say. In this one, Nicole Richie and boyfriend Brody Jenner take the plunge on Splash Mountain at Disneyland, where the much-talked-about, extremely annoying 25-year-old celebrated her birthday. The lovebirds appear to be having a blast, but we can't say the same for the dude behind them, who was apparently taken aback by Richie's alien-like figure.

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Brody looks really excited. Why? Because at the bottom of this exciting ride, there's food. And he actually eats, unlike his girlfriend (the recent, burger-gobbling staged photos don't fool T.H. Gossip). Sorry, it's been a long week, and we can't do better than that right now. But please, send us a comment with a better punch line!

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