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"This is like... I feel like we're back in high school with this! How long have I been friends with you.... What a bitch!" - Brody Jenner

Ah yes, the sage wisdom of the great Brody Jenner. Try as he did to talk sense into childhood friend Spencer Pratt, he couldn't it get it through the oily one's head to cool it in regards to Brody's rekindled friendship with Lauren Conrad.

Buffoons

As a result, as Brody himself said, "Spencer broke up with me!"

That was the focal point of last night's new episode of The Hills, in which Lauren Conrad helped her ex-boyfriend (and possible friend with benefits) realize that life can actually be (gasp) a lot more fun without Spencer Pratt.

A stunning revelation, we know.

At the episode's onset, however, the focus was on Audrina Patridge and former flame Justin-Bobby (real name Justin Brescia) who had drifted apart in the last episode, only to get back together again in a true reality TV stunner.

Justin-Bobby tells Audrina that he's "hesitant to put labels on things" and wants them to become "best friends" before lovers, then accuses Audrina of being too sensitive.

Riiiight. Lauren Conrad's take? "[Audrina] wasn't being over-sensitive. He was being over-a$$hole!" Said as only Lauren can. You tell her, girl!

Shortly thereafter, at work (yes, she has a job) Heidi Montag learns that Brody and Lauren have been hanging out again from her boss, club promoter Brent Bolthouse... at a staff meeting. Yeah, MTV doesn't stage this show at all.

Heidi was taken aback, and in typical fashion, Spencer reacted to the news with a sneer. Betrayal. It hurts. Almost as much as having to stare at Spencer Pratt's scraggly-ass blonde beard for much of the show. Take a shave, bro.

Meanwhile, at Les Deux, Brody and Lauren party - with her girl Lo and his boy Frankie Delgado. LC then invites herself over for an "after-party" at his condo. Both deny hooking up the next day, calling it just a "friendly sleepover."

Regardless, they're on good terms, and that's plenty enough for Spencer to shun his childhood pal. When Brody dials Spencer up to shoot the $h!t, Pratt rips him a new one for fraternizing with the enemy - and says that makes him the enemy.

Brody tries to explain, and calm him down, but it's a moot point. As we all know, there's no rationalizing with this conniving, insecure, acne-riddled Devil.

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Brody Jenner (of course) celebrated his birthday in Las Vegas at PURE this weekend, and he had his TV pals from The Hills in tow. Such luminaries!

Check out this photo of Lauren Conrad and high school pal Lauren "Lo" Bosworth taking over the DJ booth on the VIP stage during Brody's birthday bash.

Stylish Lauren Conrad

Insiders report that the party lasted into the wee hours. Of course it did! It's not like Brody Jenner has any reason to get up in the morning, like a job, or career prospects.

Plus, Lauren Conrad spinning phat beats is guaranteed to keep peepz on the dance floor. Heidi Montag's new single, on the other hand, would send ‘em racing for the exit!

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Hey, ladies: if you can turn your eyes away from Zac Efron and Pete Wentz's beautiful bangs for a moment, we have a new match-up of hot men for you:

The first has seen Vanessa Minnillo nude. But Nick Lachey himself doesn't look half bad half naked, does he?

Brody Jenner and Avril Lavigne Picture

Brody Jenner, meanwhile, has enjoyed his fair share of ladies. They're almost too numerous to recite, but included on this stud's bedpost would be: Lindsay Lohan, Kristin Cavallari, Nicole Richie and Lauren Conrad.

So, which hunk would you prefer to take for a skinny dip?

Nick Lachey or Brody Jenner?

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The great Brody Jenner celebrated his birthday like any other 20-something celeb with too much money and no career - by throwing a huge destination extravaganza weeks in advance and getting all wet with champagne.

Jayde, Brody Pic

While his birthday isn't until August 21, Brody Jenner the arrival of his 24th year all weekend in the Bahamas, dousing face and body with Moet & Chandon.

No word on whether Lauren Conrad or any of his other ex-girlfiends were there. But here's hoping this event was a bit more interesting than Katie Rees‘ lame ass "party."

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If Paris Hilton is referred to by our staff as a ho-tel heiress and ho-cialite, Brody Jenner is perhaps the closest we can find to the male equivalent.

Granted, he's not one tenth as overexposed, and unlike the aforementioned tramp, has an engaging personality to accompany his him-bo behavior.

Brody and Jayde Photo

That said, what is a person of Brody Jenner's social status - and with such copious free time - to do but get an early start on his birthday bonanza!

Behold, the hunky Brody Jenner. Party like a Malibu trust fund baby, yo!

The B-lister doesn't turn 24 until August 21, but he's ready to get this celebration started Saturday, Miami style! What are the odds of Lauren Conrad making it?

We'll find out. But from the looks of the flyer for the bash at Cameo Club, the shirtless Zoolander wannabe is going home with someone. Hot stuff!

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The captain of Hollywood's Junior Varsity Womanizing Team, Brody Jenner, may be annoying in that he does nothing except go clubbing, but it's hard to stay mad at him.

Even when he was friends with the loathesome Spencer Pratt, Kim Kardashian's step-brother has always seemed like a nice, friendly fellow. It's an image only enhanced by Brody's apparently willingness to help fallen TV stars out with a little extra cash!

Brody Jenner is The Man

While partying at Las Vegas' infamous PURE nightclub (a Spears family favorite) on Friday night, the young Jenner ran into - who else - Mr. Belding of Saved By the Bell fame - and presented him with a crisp $5 bill!

Brody: Meet my pal, Honest Abe! Don't spend it all in one place, Mr. B!

Mr. Belding, a.k.a. actor Dennis Haskins, shouldn't feel too bad - taking handouts from Hollywood brats like Brody Jenner may be humbling, but it could be worse.

After all, at least he's not picking up drunk skanks, taking them home and filming himself giving them the Dirty Sanchez in a hot tub, if you know what we're talkin' 'bout.

We're talking about the Dustin Diamond sex tape.

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Yes, it's true. * tear * Reality TV stars Brody Jenner and Spencer Pratt have ended their friendship of more than 10 years, an inside source reveals.

"It's been messy," a well-placed insider tells Perez Hilton.

Absolute Tools

Not surprisingly for anyone who watches MTV's hit show The Hills, the lovely Lauren Conrad is supposedly at the center of the rift between these former best friends.

In Season Two, Heidi Montag began dating the slimy Pratt, and his pal Jenner was thus introduced to Heidi's then-BFF, Lauren.

Briefly, Lauren and Brody dated, while Heidi and LC saw their friendship deteriorate as she became closer to the manipulative Spencer, who she is now engaged to.

Just so you're all caught up.

Sources say Spencer Pratt, the weasel who was working as Jenner's "manager" and who supposedly masterminded Jenner's brief courtship of Nicole Richie, has ended their friendship because he "feels betrayed" by Brody.

Yes, Spencer is said to be furious that Brody Jenner is spending time with LC again and says it is just so that he can be on the upcoming third season of The Hills.

This from a guy who appears in staged photos with his fake-looking fiancee every time you turn around. Good riddance, Spencer. Good man, Brody. Hope the hand feels better.

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Contrary to previous reports that Lauren Conrad broke his finger, Brody Jenner assures Us Weekly that the incident, while painful, was completely LC-free.

Jenner reports that while playing tackle football on the beach Thursday, his ring finger got caught in a fellow player's belt and broke.

"The bone just snapped and the tendon shot up into my wrist," Brody Jenner says. "[Lauren Conrad] had nothing to do with it breaking." 

Brody and Lauren remain close, but "just friends." 

Jenner, who says he and LC recently reconnected their once-fractured friendship but remain platonic, underwent surgery Monday to repair the tendon and is now in a cast.

Doctors have told Brody Jenner, 23, that it will take at least eight weeks for the tendon to heal. Fortunately, his life consists of being good looking, going to the hottest clubs and having a great time, so this injury shouldn't set him back too badly.

Luckily for fans of The Hills, a show source says that the entire accident was caught on tape. That will make for some good drama come September!

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Plenty of guys would love to be tackled by Lauren Conrad. Right now, Brody Jenner isn't one of them.

She's smart, sexy and by all accounts, fabulous. But don't think she can't deliver a vicious blind side hit while playing free safety.

LC Waving

The beautiful star of The Hills was playing a little tackle football at a Malibu beach barbecue thrown by her ex-boyfriend Brody Jenner, the model and son of Olympic great Bruce Jenner and actress Linda Thompson.

They broke up after briefly dating, but Lauren and Brody are still friends - at least we think so. After their football game, we're not so sure!

"Lauren tackled him too hard and broke his finger. He had to be rushed to the hospital," a New York Post spy reports.

Never a party pooper, Brody Jenner returned to his bash a few hours later "with his hand in a cast, yelled ‘I need a beer!'"

He was given a Rolling Rock, which he chugged.

We're glad Brody - who once dated Kristin Cavallari and Nicole Richie - is recovering. He learned his lesson, though - despite that gorgeous smile and laid-back demeanor, LC is no cream puff. Too bad she couldn't have given Spencer Pratt a broken nose in the same game.

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Life is good if you're Lauren Conrad.

You've got great looks, your own fashion line, a hit reality show, and when you're not hard at work, you spend your time hitting the beach with Audrina Patridge by day, then partying at the hot night spots of Hollywood by night.

A Lovely Lauren Conrad

Last Friday, the LC express rolled out of SoCal and into Las Vegas, where she and some pals from The Hills hit the popular Sin City club Pure.

Pure, you may recall, is the site of Britney Spears passing out from "exhaustion" last New Year's Eve, as well as many other celebrity news incidents.

Anyway, here's Frankie Delgado and Lauren Conrad, along with LC's Hills co-stars Whitney Port and Brody Jenner, partying Friday at Pure … 

As always, Lauren Conrad steals the show. Whitney Port is always a favorite of ours as well. Brody Jenner? The jury is still out on him. Frankie Delgado? Who's he?