ESPN's Bill Simmons, a.k.a. The Sports Guy, is famous for his long-winded, hilarious sports columns, being married to The Sports Gal, and for watching enough television to rot the brains of even the pop culture aficionados at T.H. Gossip.

That said, it's only appropriate that when asked to describe his feelings on Miami, site of tonight's Super Bowl XLI, Simmons turned to a young reality TV star we know and sort of love. Here's what Bill writes...

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Rehab may have quenched the alcoholic thirst of Lindsay Lohan - but actress' crotch hunger is as strong as ever.

According to Us Weekly, Lohan has been sending uber-bachelor Brody Jenner sexy text messages for the last couple weeks. It's hard to say how Jenner's ex-girlfriends feel about such a development - perhaps because it's hard to keep track of them.

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Brody Jenner Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Los Angeles, California
Full Name
Sam Brody Jenner

Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]