Jayde Nicole, Brody Jenner

The great Brody Jenner goes to all the hottest clubs and is called the Prince of Malibu. He was once on a reality TV show called that, actually, which also co-starred his old buddy (yes) Spencer Pratt.

He is the son of Bruce Jenner, a former Olympic gold medalist, and the stepson of Kris Kardashian, the mother of (yes) Kim Kardashian. His mother, Linda Thompson, is remarried to David Foster, brother of the now infamous Clay Aiken baby mama Jaymes Foster.

Brody Jenner has gotten busy wth Kristin Cavallari and Lauren Conrad, and also briefly tried to make Nicole Richie eat.

Talk about career ambitions. A lost cause, the last one, but you gotta admire Brody Jenner for trying.

He was dating Cora Skinner, a hot underwear model, in the early months of 2008, but that fizzled out predictably fast.

In September 2008, Brody Jenner was linked to Playmate of the Year Jayde Nicole, but he says they are just friends.

Going forward, we expect him to continue appearing on The Hills, chasing skirts up and down the Pacific coast, putting bros before hos and generally creating massive amounts of drama, with a camera in sight at all times.

He is signed on to star in his own reality TV series, called Bromance. Really. We cannot wait to peep that nonsense.

In short, Brody Jenner, you may contribute little to society, but you are totally the man. Keep it up, bro.

Brody Jenner Quotes

[Spencer bails on Brody's BBQ]
Brody Jenner: Just stop flaking out. I mean if you're going to make plans with me then just stick with it.
Spencer Pratt: You're a lot like LC over here.
Brody Jenner: I understand that you're in love. But it just sucks when you just flake out on your homies like this all the time.

You said you've been a bachelor for 23 years... that's good because you're about to get married, and you won't have any sex. I know some married couples, dude. They don't have sex!

Brody Jenner [trying to talk Spencer Pratt out of his engagement to Heidi Montag]
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