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There have been many Miranda Kerr nude sightings over the last few weeks.

Whether she's getting naked for art (above link) or Rolling Stone, the model is simply gorgeous without any clothes on. (In related news, the sky is also blue.)

Therefore, it would seem as though useless socialite Brittny Gastineau stands no chance at knocking Kerr off in the following fashion face-off, based on both celebrities' attendance at the 2009 ESPY Awards.

But, to steal a sports phrase, that's why they play the games!

Compare, contrast and vote below:

  • Pic of Brittny Gastineau
  • Miranda Kerr at the ESPYS

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked better at the ESPY Awards?

 

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Kim Kardashian spent her Tuesday afternoon shopping in Beverly Hills, doing her best to stimulate the economy.

After shopping at Harmony Lane, Karshashian and gal pal Brittny Gastineau headed over to Coffee Bean to unwind after their tough day.

Kim and Brittny Shopping

Kim and Brittny have been friends for a while now, which is surprising because Brittny has the personality of an umbrella. Oh well. Kim's hot.

Meanwhile, Khloe and Kourtney have left their sister all alone out in Kalifornia, now that the twosome is down in Miami, helping Kourtney find a date. Apparently, Kim doesn't seem too devastated by their departure.

  • The Hottest Kardashian
  • Kim Kardashian Shopping
  • No Sisters for Kim
  • Poor Gastineau Girl
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  • Kim Looks Like Kris!

[Photo Credit: Fame Pictures]

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Brittny Gastineau has a message for celebrity gossip lovers:

Prepare for the cutest babies in the history of the world!

All Three Sisters

The socialite, who starred in E!'s Gastineau Girls, told Us Weekly that good friend Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush have wedding bells and dirty diapers in their future.

"I think Kim and Reggie are definitely going to get married and have babies," Gastineau said at a club opening yesterday. "They’re going to have the cutest babies ever. They really are."

Ouch, Honor Marie. Pretend you didn't hear that.

So, which side of the couple will these adorable children look like? Gastineau said it won't matter.

"They both have very similar smiles. Their kid is going to have a million-dollar smile."

Hmmm, only one million dollars?!? Based on the financial background of Brittny's family, sounds like she's actually insulting Kim's future baby with that comment.

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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those scantily-clad lovers of old men, The Girls Next Door. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #7 … Pretend lesbians!

Remember the days where a woman simply had to be railed on tape by her boyfriend in order to achieve fame and fortune? That notion is so 2007, as the past calendar year proved that the public is almost immune to simple heterosexual sex, no matter how explicit.

As a result, aspiring celebrities had to go the extra mile in 2008... by grabbing the extra breast!

Indeed, faux lesbianism has been all the rage, highlighted by off-and-on pretend couple Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel. As soon as one of these unattractive specimens go a month without making headlines, you can be sure to catch them groping one another in public, eyes searching for the nearest photographer.

Look, there's a camera! Grab my ass!

Other celebs that supposedly traded in penis for vagina - at least for the duration of a headline being written about the switch - in 2008 included Aubrey O'Day, Brittny Gastineau and, of course, Lindsay Lohan.

The outbreak of temporary carpet munching has grown so severe that MTV has created a reality series out of it. The Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki, wouldn't have jobs at the moment if they didn't consider women among potential suitors on A Double Shot at Love.

Will this trend continue in 2009? Millions of guys certainly hope so!

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Uh-oh, Tila Tequila. Should you be worried?

Rumored girlfriend Courtenay Semel - fresh off a citation for battery - was spotted out in Hollywood with Brittny Gastineau this weekend.

Courtenay and Casey

The daughter of former New York Jets defensive end football player Mark Gastineau, Brittny spells her named stupidly.

She also starred in the short-lived reality series Gastineau Girls before signing on to the same show that made Semel (sort of) famous: Filthy Rich: Cattle Drive.

Are Brittny Gastineau and Courtenay Semel just friends?

by Mischalova at . Comments

In order to garner attention, Paris Hilton has already starred in a sex tape, put out a music video and spent time in jail.

What else is a talentless socialite to do in order to remain in the celebrity gossip news? Pretend to be gay, of course.

Paris and Brittany

Previously, Hilton was spotted out with The L Word star Katherine Moennig.

Now, reports are surfacing that she and former reality star Brittny Gastineau were hitting up "lesbian hot spots" over the weekend. If true, this couple would be faker than Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt.