Brittny Gastineau and Courtenay Semel

Brittny Gastineau is almost as useless as fellow reality TV stars Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. At least those two put out sex tapes, though.

Brittny just spells her name stupidly and is the daughter of former professional football player Mark Gastineau. She's been rumored to be the girlfriend of both Mischa Barton and Courtenay Semel. She's also dated Michael Phelps, an impressive catch to be sure.

As you can tell, Brittny Gastineau brings very little to the table.

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