Brittny Gastineau is almost as useless as fellow reality TV stars Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. At least those two put out sex tapes,...

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Things are getting serious between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

The large-breasted reality star began dating the New Jersey Nets power forward in early November, but things have quickly progressed and she took the next step with Humphries over the weekend: a sex tape meeting with his family!

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

As Tweeted above, Kim attended the January 1 game between the Nets and Minnesota Timberwolves with pal Brittny Gastineau.

Following the contest, Kardashian joined Kris, his parents and his sister Kaela for dinner at the Grand Hotel. Said a source to E! News:

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According to a new report, Brittny Gastineau is missing more than just a letter in her first name. She's also missing her period.

The former reality star, who is somehow dating Olympic champion Michael Phelps, is a few days late, sources tell Radar Online.

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"She is heading back to LA now," a menstrual cycle insider says. "She is so late and very worried. She has an appointment with the ob-gyn on Wednesday in Beverly Hills."

What happens when the talentless procreates with the super talented? We may soon find out!

Further proof that Gastineau might be knocked up: she was spotted buying a pregnancy test in New York over the weekend, and those that hung out with her on Saturday night say Brittny was drinking soda all night.

It sounds to us like someone should have spent less time practicing the Butterfly and more time practicing safe sex!

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Michael Phelps does not have gold medal taste in women.

The Olympic legend was spotted out with socialite Brittny Gastineau over the weekend, as TMZ says its cameras caught the swimmer walking hand-in-hand with the daughter of former New York Jets star Mark Gastineau at the Grove in Los Angeles.

An insider claims this unexpected duo were "very cozy" at Mondrian Hotel and visit Coffee Bean and did some shopping together the following afternoon.

This isn't the first time Phelps has shown questionable taste in the opposite sex. He was once rumored to be dating Carrie Prejean. We agree: he's upgraded!

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His business might be faltering this season on Entourage, but the love life of Jerry Ferrara is just heating up!

New reports suggest that the actor who plays Turtle on that HBO comedy has moved on from Jamie-Lynn Sigler. He might be dating socialite Brittny Gastineau.

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A witness tells Life & Style the pair went to a movie together on June 18 and "they were cute," going as far as to share popcorn and sit together - in the dark!

Gastineau is the daughter of a former professional football player. She's basically who Kim Kardashian would be if the latter did not star in a sex tape and own huge breasts.

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Thank goodness. The nation can finally let out a collective sigh of relief.

Over 20 years ago, Mark Gastineau - the former New York Jets star and father of talentless socialite Brittny Gastineau - left wife Lisa for actress Brigitte Nielsen. The new couple had a son, the half-brother Brittny never knew...

Kim and Brittny Shopping

... until last week! Through a series of connections and phone number exchanges, she had dinner with the man, the myth and the legend: Killian Marcus Gastineau.

"It was very weird and surreal," Gastineau told People of the meal, which was organized after her mother ran into Nielsen at Ivana Trump's wedding. "I didn't cry. I'm too tough to cry. But we hugged, we talked about old stories."

Killian lives overseas and doesn't speak English, but Brittny lied and said "he watched Gastineau Girls in Italy, so he knew what I looked like."

We're pretty sure no one watched Gastineau Girls in America.

Does Brittny wish to meet Killian again? Come on. Did her BFF Kim Kardashian get penetrated by Ray J on video?!?

"It's kind of hard to know someone in just one dinner, so I'm definitely going to stay in touch with him," she said. "But I'm going to have to learn Italian!"

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As loyal celebrity gossip followers and ardent fans of Kim Kardashian, our staff was shocked by her break-up with Reggie Bush.

It sounds like we weren't alone.

As Little Red Riding Hood

"I loved them as a couple," Kim's close friend, Brittny Gastineau, told People yesterday afternoon. "I thought they were great. I always said that they were the same person. I never met a couple who were so great. They clicked well together."

Gastineau blamed the "hectic" schedule of both stars for the split, but added:

"They love each other so much, they're best friends, but whatever is meant to happen, happens."

Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian says her sister is doing okay.

"Kim is great. She is looking at houses. She is going to be living on her own," the star of an upcoming reality show with sister Khloe told In Touch Weekly.

Neither Brittny nor Kourtney offered suggestions about who Kim might date next. We thought she and Chris Brown might make a good pair, but readers don't seem to agree.

With whom would you set Kim Kardashian up with?

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There have been many Miranda Kerr nude sightings over the last few weeks.

Whether she's getting naked for art (above link) or Rolling Stone, the model is simply gorgeous without any clothes on. (In related news, the sky is also blue.)

Therefore, it would seem as though useless socialite Brittny Gastineau stands no chance at knocking Kerr off in the following fashion face-off, based on both celebrities' attendance at the 2009 ESPY Awards.

But, to steal a sports phrase, that's why they play the games!

Compare, contrast and vote below:

  • Pic of Brittny Gastineau
  • Miranda Kerr at the ESPYS

[Photos: Splash News]

Who looked better at the ESPY Awards?

 

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Kim Kardashian spent her Tuesday afternoon shopping in Beverly Hills, doing her best to stimulate the economy.

After shopping at Harmony Lane, Karshashian and gal pal Brittny Gastineau headed over to Coffee Bean to unwind after their tough day.

Kim and Brittny Shopping

Kim and Brittny have been friends for a while now, which is surprising because Brittny has the personality of an umbrella. Oh well. Kim's hot.

Meanwhile, Khloe and Kourtney have left their sister all alone out in Kalifornia, now that the twosome is down in Miami, helping Kourtney find a date. Apparently, Kim doesn't seem too devastated by their departure.

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  • Kim Kardashian Shopping
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  • Kim Looks Like Kris!

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Brittny Gastineau has a message for celebrity gossip lovers:

Prepare for the cutest babies in the history of the world!

All Three Sisters

The socialite, who starred in E!'s Gastineau Girls, told Us Weekly that good friend Kim Kardashian and boyfriend Reggie Bush have wedding bells and dirty diapers in their future.

"I think Kim and Reggie are definitely going to get married and have babies," Gastineau said at a club opening yesterday. "They’re going to have the cutest babies ever. They really are."

Ouch, Honor Marie. Pretend you didn't hear that.

So, which side of the couple will these adorable children look like? Gastineau said it won't matter.

"They both have very similar smiles. Their kid is going to have a million-dollar smile."

Hmmm, only one million dollars?!? Based on the financial background of Brittny's family, sounds like she's actually insulting Kim's future baby with that comment.

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As 2008 winds down, it's time to reflect upon those - from household names to relative unknowns, from A- to D-list - who made this year so memorable.

The Hollywood Gossip is unveiling 10 finalists for its 2nd Annual Celebrity of the Year award. They've given us their best, their worst, even their nude pictures in some cases. Now it is time for us to give something back with this moving tribute.

We previously profiled those scantily-clad lovers of old men, The Girls Next Door. Today, we present Celebrity of the Year finalist #7 … Pretend lesbians!

Remember the days where a woman simply had to be railed on tape by her boyfriend in order to achieve fame and fortune? That notion is so 2007, as the past calendar year proved that the public is almost immune to simple heterosexual sex, no matter how explicit.

As a result, aspiring celebrities had to go the extra mile in 2008... by grabbing the extra breast!

Indeed, faux lesbianism has been all the rage, highlighted by off-and-on pretend couple Tila Tequila and Courtenay Semel. As soon as one of these unattractive specimens go a month without making headlines, you can be sure to catch them groping one another in public, eyes searching for the nearest photographer.

Look, there's a camera! Grab my ass!

Other celebs that supposedly traded in penis for vagina - at least for the duration of a headline being written about the switch - in 2008 included Aubrey O'Day, Brittny Gastineau and, of course, Lindsay Lohan.

The outbreak of temporary carpet munching has grown so severe that MTV has created a reality series out of it. The Ikki Twins, Rikki and Vikki, wouldn't have jobs at the moment if they didn't consider women among potential suitors on A Double Shot at Love.

Will this trend continue in 2009? Millions of guys certainly hope so!

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