Brittny Gastineau is almost as useless as fellow reality TV stars Paris Hilton and Kim Kardashian. At least those two put out sex tapes,...

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Marquis Lewis, the man who allegedly attacked Brittny Gastineau, was himself badly injured during their altercation and claims it was a case of mutual combat.

  • Marquis Lewis (Retna)
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The famous street artist, who goes by the name Retna, was dating Brittny. He checked into the London Hotel in West Hollywood a week ago Monday.

He was recuperating from major knee surgery, which had just been performed. His lawyer, Michael Goldstein, says Brittny came to visit the next day.

Fast forward a week later and the socialite is parading her black eye around West Hollywood begging for attention and hoping it will be photographed.

Citing a major argument, Goldstein says his client was almost defenseless from the physical attack because he was unable to walk without crutches.

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Brittny Gastineau showed off a black eye at several LA hot spots last night, leading many to believe that the friend of Kim Kardshian's and former reality star was simply craving attention.

Brittny Gastineau Black Eye Pic
Brittney Gastineau shows off a big black eye without elaboration, yet making sure everyone stops to look at it by hitting up a Hollywood hot spot.

Now it seems the situation may be more serious than initially thought, as sources tell TMZ that Gastineau was viciously attacked in a West Hollywood hotel.

According to unconfirmed reports, Gastineau was staying at the London Hotel with a male companion who has not been identified, but is rumored to be famous in his own right.

For unknown reasons, the man became angry and attacked Brittny, leaving her so badly injured that she required hospitalization.

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Brittny Gastineau sure has a nasty black eye from someone or something.

The longtime best pal of Kim Kardashian was out and about last night, showing up at not one but two paparazzi hot spots looking to show it off.

Bizarre, unless you're trying to get publicity. Then mission accomplished!

Brittny Gastineau showed up at Craig's restaurant in West Hollywood Tuesday. She went there with her mom, who told photographers cryptically:

"You know ... Angels, when they hit earth, it hurts a lot." 

They did not elaborate, but Brittny, who hooked up with David Blaine at Kim's wedding, also went to Mr. Chow - another place to be seen - just hours earlier.

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Weddings are one of the best places to meet someone and/or hook up. That certainly rang true this weekend at Kim Kardashian and Kanye West's nuptials.

For Brittny Gastineau and David Blaine!

Kim Kardashian's BFF, 31, and the illusionist, 41, reportedly felt something in the European air during Kimye's weekend-long love-fest in France and Italy.

"They were flirty all night Friday at the rehearsal dinner and on Saturday," says a guest. "There was definitely something there between them," says another.

"They left the wedding together that night."

They say one wedding begets another. Could this be a lasting love? "They definitely made a connection," says the source. "But who knows what will happen."

No word on whether or not Kim tossed her white bouquet and if Brittny Gastineau was the lucky recipient, or if David made her dress disappear at the hotel.

Sorry. Had to do it.

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Things are getting serious between Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries.

The large-breasted reality star began dating the New Jersey Nets power forward in early November, but things have quickly progressed and she took the next step with Humphries over the weekend: a sex tape meeting with his family!

Reggie Bush and Kim Kardashian

As Tweeted above, Kim attended the January 1 game between the Nets and Minnesota Timberwolves with pal Brittny Gastineau.

Following the contest, Kardashian joined Kris, his parents and his sister Kaela for dinner at the Grand Hotel. Said a source to E! News:

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According to a new report, Brittny Gastineau is missing more than just a letter in her first name. She's also missing her period.

The former reality star, who is somehow dating Olympic champion Michael Phelps, is a few days late, sources tell Radar Online.

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"She is heading back to LA now," a menstrual cycle insider says. "She is so late and very worried. She has an appointment with the ob-gyn on Wednesday in Beverly Hills."

What happens when the talentless procreates with the super talented? We may soon find out!

Further proof that Gastineau might be knocked up: she was spotted buying a pregnancy test in New York over the weekend, and those that hung out with her on Saturday night say Brittny was drinking soda all night.

It sounds to us like someone should have spent less time practicing the Butterfly and more time practicing safe sex!

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Michael Phelps does not have gold medal taste in women.

The Olympic legend was spotted out with socialite Brittny Gastineau over the weekend, as TMZ says its cameras caught the swimmer walking hand-in-hand with the daughter of former New York Jets star Mark Gastineau at the Grove in Los Angeles.

An insider claims this unexpected duo were "very cozy" at Mondrian Hotel and visit Coffee Bean and did some shopping together the following afternoon.

This isn't the first time Phelps has shown questionable taste in the opposite sex. He was once rumored to be dating Carrie Prejean. We agree: he's upgraded!

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His business might be faltering this season on Entourage, but the love life of Jerry Ferrara is just heating up!

New reports suggest that the actor who plays Turtle on that HBO comedy has moved on from Jamie-Lynn Sigler. He might be dating socialite Brittny Gastineau.

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A witness tells Life & Style the pair went to a movie together on June 18 and "they were cute," going as far as to share popcorn and sit together - in the dark!

Gastineau is the daughter of a former professional football player. She's basically who Kim Kardashian would be if the latter did not star in a sex tape and own huge breasts.

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Thank goodness. The nation can finally let out a collective sigh of relief.

Over 20 years ago, Mark Gastineau - the former New York Jets star and father of talentless socialite Brittny Gastineau - left wife Lisa for actress Brigitte Nielsen. The new couple had a son, the half-brother Brittny never knew...

Kim and Brittny Shopping

... until last week! Through a series of connections and phone number exchanges, she had dinner with the man, the myth and the legend: Killian Marcus Gastineau.

"It was very weird and surreal," Gastineau told People of the meal, which was organized after her mother ran into Nielsen at Ivana Trump's wedding. "I didn't cry. I'm too tough to cry. But we hugged, we talked about old stories."

Killian lives overseas and doesn't speak English, but Brittny lied and said "he watched Gastineau Girls in Italy, so he knew what I looked like."

We're pretty sure no one watched Gastineau Girls in America.

Does Brittny wish to meet Killian again? Come on. Did her BFF Kim Kardashian get penetrated by Ray J on video?!?

"It's kind of hard to know someone in just one dinner, so I'm definitely going to stay in touch with him," she said. "But I'm going to have to learn Italian!"

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As loyal celebrity gossip followers and ardent fans of Kim Kardashian, our staff was shocked by her break-up with Reggie Bush.

It sounds like we weren't alone.

As Little Red Riding Hood

"I loved them as a couple," Kim's close friend, Brittny Gastineau, told People yesterday afternoon. "I thought they were great. I always said that they were the same person. I never met a couple who were so great. They clicked well together."

Gastineau blamed the "hectic" schedule of both stars for the split, but added:

"They love each other so much, they're best friends, but whatever is meant to happen, happens."

Meanwhile, Kourtney Kardashian says her sister is doing okay.

"Kim is great. She is looking at houses. She is going to be living on her own," the star of an upcoming reality show with sister Khloe told In Touch Weekly.

Neither Brittny nor Kourtney offered suggestions about who Kim might date next. We thought she and Chris Brown might make a good pair, but readers don't seem to agree.

With whom would you set Kim Kardashian up with?