Britney Spears. Jesus Christ. Aside from wildly successful comebacks, what do these two have in common? A musical, that's what.
SPEARS: The Gospel According to Britney will use the Britney Spears' music to tell the story of Jesus Christ.
It's a good thing this show is one-night only because the theater might not be standing by the time it's over.
"Is it the greatest story ever told set to the greatest music ever written?" asks the shows' promotional materials? Umm...uh...no idea.
The show promises to answer the question, though, provided the lead performer isn't struck by lighting like Jim Caviezel was when he gave the savior-impersonating a go back in 2004.