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Proving that Britney fans are seriously devoted 10 years after their idol rose to stardom as a faux-virginal, pop-singing tease, Taylor Swift has proclaimed her "unwavering devotion" to Britney Spears in a rant on her MySpace blog on Friday.

When the country crooner's mother decided to rearrange her stuff, Taylor had a panic attack. The reason? A Britney Spears poster. Here's how she describes it:

Ready to Spank Something

"While I was in L.A. my mom reorganized my bathroom... But then I turned around and was startled by something... Where was my Britney Spears poster.... No, this can't be right... WHERE is it?!? I searched the room frantically for a few seconds before finding it's new spot. My Britney Spears poster (from 6th grade) had been relocated to my bedroom, which is another AMAZING upgrade. This way, I see it more often and it more proudly displays my unwavering devotion to Britney Spears."

SWIFT DEVOTION: From her rise to fame in the late 1990s to her train wreck period to her recent comeback, Britney's had a loyal fan in the talented Taylor Swift.

Unfortunately, The Hollywood Gossip misplaced its Britney Spears 2006 calendar when we closed our old office. However, we're pretty sure this was the December pic.

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It looks like Paris Hilton never came to former BFF Britney Spears' defense in cyberspace after all - and instead, is the latest Hollywood "star" to incur the wrath of MySpace impersonators!

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News reports from several "reputable" sources have been reporting that Paris used her MySpace page to defend the parenting skills of Britney Spears, which have been called into question.

Which isn't too surprising, as the mother of two spends more time galavanting around and displaying her enormous breasts than anything else.

But it turns out that the blog in question does not belong to Paris.

In the fake MySpace page, the "heiress" supposedly states that Britney is a great parent who is, and who has always been there for her children, and that Spears' partying is considered normal behavior for any 25-year-old.

While these are thoughts that certainly could be floating around inside Hilton's tiny brain, that does not mean she's the one to put them online. In fact, says her publicist, Elliot Mintz, she doesn't even have a MySpace account.

"Paris did not write it. She does not even have a MySpace account," Mintz said.

You know who does have a MySpace account, though? Britney's ex, Kevin Federline. And you know who's no longer on his list of MySpace friends? J.R. Rotem, the quote-unquote music producer who is supposedly found work as the new Britney boy toy since she split from Kev.

In any event, let the MySpace wars (and impersonations) continue, people. Carry on.

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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