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Ryan Seacrest was at Les Deux October 26 when Britney Spears mingled with Dallas Cowboys quarterback Tony Romo and said he saw her give Romo a lap dance.

"I spoke to her for a minute. She seemed to be in a very, very good mood," Ryan Seacrest said on his KIIS-FM radio show this morning. Meds will do that.

"She had her sunglasses on. I said, 'Busy day, huh?' She smiled and laughed and said, 'Yeah.' And then I believe I saw her and Tony Romo frolicking."

"Lap dancing?" a co-host asked.

"I mean, some would say," Seacrest said.

"She's on his lap," the co-host continued.

"Yeah," Seacrest replied.

Spears and Alli Sims first met up with Tony Romo when they made a five-minute stop at Ketchup restaurant in L.A. after her frenzied custody hearing on Friday.

Britney Spears and Alli Sims left after about five minutes.

The pair hit Les Deux around 10:30 p.m., with Tony Romo (who was recently linked to Sophia Bush) and his friends joining them a short time later.

"She was dancing and talking a lot with Tony," an onlooker told Us Weekly.

Britney Spears, the witness added, "seemed in a really good mood and was super happy when [one of her] songs came on."

Her pal, Avril Lavigne, also popped by her table to say hi. No word on whether Sam Lutfi was there or whether he just came over later that night.

In typical Britney Spears clubbing style, the singer changed into a new dress and shades in the club bathroom midway through the night.

By 1:15 a.m., Spears left with Alli Sims, but returned to Les Deux a short time later after realizing she accidentally left her cell phone behind.

And it's a good thing she did. You don't want some random idiot getting ahold of your meth dealer's phone number. Or Tony Romo's.

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We have no comment on this latest Britney Spears absurdity, so we'll just let the story reported by Us Weekly speak for itself.

The celebrity news source reports that on July 6, the 25-year-old was doing what any recently rehabbed mother of two would: drinking Bacardi on ice at L.A. hot spot Les Deux.

Britney Spears Shower Sex Scene

But then she asked a rather odd question:

Are you hiring?

"Everyone thought she was joking, but she was dead serious!" says an eyewitness, adding that Spears spoke to the manager about it.

As the Les Deux boss fielded her inquiry, Britney Spears diligently took notes.

"She looked through her calendar and said that she couldn't do it ‘this day, this day or that day' because she has [Sean Preston and Jayden James]," says the insider.

"But she asked if she could begin the following Saturday."

Indeed, Britney Spears did arrive at the club again on Saturday, July 14.

None of the higher-ups were there to follow up with her, shockingly.

Why the hell would an international pop star want to work as a waitress? It was all about the uniform (a red corset and tight black skirt), says a club source.

"She was really excited about wearing the outfit, but she asked the Les Deux employees if she could make her own ensemble," a witness added.

So basically, if she likes the outfits of a particular institution, she's gonna want to work there. Someone get her over to a strip club so we can see Britney Spears naked!

Would you want Britney Spears to make you a drink? Or been seen with her at a club, for that matter? This story is about as weird as it gets - even for us.

What's next, fellow club-goers Lauren Conrad and Heidi Montag also wanting to join the staff? Is Hyde hiring? What celebrity would you choose to have wait on you?

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Forget Terra Jole, the midget "mini-Britney" debuting in Vegas tomorrow. Britney Spears has bigger things to worry about right now.

Like her sagging career. And the rumor that she and Ryan Phillippe hooked up in a bathroom at L.A. hot spot Les Deux last week.

Off with the Shorts

A source told the National Enquirer that shortly after Ryan stopped by the table of Britney Spears, "Britney had her arms around him."

The former Mrs. Kevin Federline is said to have then followed the former Mr. Reese Witherspoon's estranged husband to the men's room.

Her worried bodyguards are said to have later "busted in the door and found Britney and Ryan groping and kissing."

Their reps, of course insist they never even spoke at the club.Interestingly, Phillippe was the recently the subject of similar rumors involving himself and another lip-synching blonde, Ashlee Simpson.

Les Deux, in addition to being a favorite Spencer Pratt hangout (as noted on The Hills), was also the scene of an awkward run-in recently between Lindsay Lohan and Sara Kova.

Sara Kova is the model whom Lohan's beau, Calum Best, recently got his mack on with at a Bahamas nightclub. Kova tried to be friendly, but Lohan cut the chat short when someone snapped their picture.

"I didn't even know he was going out with Lindsay Lohan when he grabbed me," Kova told the New York Daily News. "I have nothing but sympathy for Lindsay."

Same here. We hear Georgia Rule is f*%king terrible.