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Just hours after a judge ordered drug testing for Britney Spears, the singer hit the Los Angeles nightclub scene overnight Tuesday with ... Avril Lavigne.

Followed by a pack of paparazzi, Spears first was seen at Winston's in West Hollywood with Lavigne and Spears' friend/cousin/bitch Alli Sims.

Oh Mah Gawd

The women left around 1 a.m., and Britney Spears was later spotted at Hyde Lounge in West Hollywood where she partied until the club closed.

"They kept bringing (Britney Spears) shots and so they were drinking," says a Hyde patron, who may or may not have been Spencer Pratt.

"She was dancing on the tables trying to be really sexy, even putting a black sock over her head as a hat, and putting on a show for everyone."

Wow. We're gonna have to change our pants after reading that account.

Britney Spears goes buck wild ... with clothes on this time!

It gets weirder. At one point in the evening, an irate Britney drove over to the Beverly Hills Police Department and complained that a pack of celebrity news photographers was following her, but no action was taken.

Spears' night of partying came after the judge in her brutal custody fight with Kevin Federline found that she is a "habitual, frequent and continuous" user of alcohol and controlled substances. Well, at least this clears it up.

Britney Spears must now submit to random twice-weekly testing.

Los Angeles Superior Court Commissioner Scott Gordon also ruled that both Spears and Federline may not consume alcohol or other substances at least 12 hours prior to being with their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.

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Sigh. Guess tapping the back side of Britney Spears just doesn't get one as far as it did back in the good ol' days.

Maybe it's the fact that millions were given an unsolicited crotch shot by Britney last month and the allure is kind of lost.

Britney Spears in a Black Dress

Who knows. But her new boyfriend, Jonathan "J.R." Rotem, is reportedly being shunned like the D-lister he is. Fool can't get no love (except from Britney Spears, of course)!

Just 48 hours after cameras spotted the music producer locking lips with Spears at The Grove, her rebound guy tried to leverage his newfound star power to get into Hollywood hotspot, Hyde.

Sadly for him, but amusing for all of us at T.H. Gossip who love a good Hyde sighting, J.R. Rotem got straight up negged!

Moments after his reality check, Rotem took the walk of shame down to another nightclub, where the loser was welcomed with open arms.

Where was his gal during all of this?

No, Britney and Paris were not out galavanting for once. It turns out Britney may have been - gasp - working. She was spotted carrying some CDs to a recording studio (below, right), having realized that she is working on a new album that should come out at some point.

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Britney Spears was at it again over the weekend, celebrating her 25th birthday in panties (thankfully), with back-up dancers and D-list posse in tow.

The incomparable pop star spend the big night with - who else - new BFF Paris Hilton, and they added another third wheel to the ho train, at least for Saturday - Fergie of the Black Eyed Peas. No Josh Duhamel, though. Sadly.

Officer Spears

Sources say Brit chowed down at Mr. Chow's with her manager, Larry Rudolph, then met up with Paris and Fergie at - where else - Hyde, and pranced "hand in hand" around the club until past 2 AM.

At dinner, the party animal went out of her way to show off her assets -- but this time, it was definitely intentional. Rocking a skintight dress that barely covered her nether region, Britney situated herself right next to a giant glass window at the club, and before she even sat down, played to the salivating photographers by shaking that booty!

She gave the crowd one hell of a view (see below, click to enlarge). You will notice, though, that she's actually wearing panties. Nice work, Brit! You can be taught!

Britney's new crew also included Paris' publicist, Elliot Mintz, her on-again, off-again boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, and greasy oil heir Brandon Davis. Apparently the tipsy pop star failed to acknowledge her new friends quickly enough, so Paris made it a point to stop by and say hello.

No sign of Kim Kardashian, of course. Paris straight up shined that b!tch, yo.

Brit's ex-boyfriend, Justin Timberlake, resisted the urge to hold another dance-off when he and his party of back-up dancers arrived and were seated a few yards away from Britney.

While the newly-single star got her drink on, Justin hit the dance floor where he surrounded himself with his crew -- which happened to include several of Kevin Federline's pals.

After closing down the joint, Britney's boys (including So You Think You Can Dance judge and former Spears choreographer, Brian Friedman, below) escorted her out and to a nearby Jack in the Box restaurant where they picked up some grub before heading off to a friend's house.

All in all, it sounds like a terrific, fun birthday bash. No new nude Britney Spears pictures, no disorderly conduct charges filed, not even any notable cat fights to be reported. Just girls night out, yo. Holla!