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Thanks, as always, to People magazine for this great collection from the week in celebrity quotes. Here are some highlights ...

"He's really big."
- Kimora Lee Simmons, on boyfriend Djimon Hounsou's Hong Kong billboard

"I'll go to a soccer game or whatever the girls are doing, then go home, have dinner with my wife [Demi Moore], watch a little A&E."
- Ashton Kutcher, on his typical day

"Sometimes you just do really feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it."
- Mariah Carey, on fame

"She's got a potty mouth."
- Dancing with the Stars pro Fabian Sanchez, on Marlee Matlin

"Can we have sex and then go shopping?"
- Britney Spears' first line on How I Met Your Mother

"Let me think about it."
- Carrie Underwood, after learning she would be inducted into the Grand Ole Opry

"If he had asked me to make peanut-butter sandwiches for the catering, I would have said, 'Crunchy or smooth?'"
- Renée Zellweger, on what she'd do to work with George Clooney

"Sometimes you just do really feel like an ATM machine with a wig on it."
- Mariah Carey, on fame

"It's kind of like finding a winning lottery ticket in the cushions of your couch."
- Joe Francis, on discovering old footage of Ashley Alexandra Dupre

"I have a deeper agenda in this life than to make people giggle at breaking bones and shoving things up my butt."
- Steve-O

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Thanks to People magazine, as usual, for this collection of some of the funniest and most most memorable celebrity quotes from the past week ...

"She looks at me and says, 'Nice top shelf.' That was one of the greatest days of my life." - Justin Timberlake on Madonna

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"He'll have to restrain his hair." - A Waffle House employee, on Kid Rock

"Do not pull them up tight and have your bulge showing. Let it hang!" - Victoria Beckham on the way to wear jeans

"You always want to point out the elephant in the room." - Jim Carrey, dressed as an Dr. Seuss' Horton the Elephant, on American Idol

"She knew her lines better than me." - How I Met Your Mother's Josh Radnor, on Britney Spears' visit to the set

"I had to face some difficult spending decisions and I've had to conduct sensitive diplomacy. That's called planning for a wedding." - President George W. Bush

"I really romanticized being pregnant. Then I realized, this is awful!"
- Marcia Cross, reminiscing about pregnancy

"A little later on I'll be at the Dinah Shore Golf Tournament, of course. That's if it doesn't conflict with my women's basketball games that I go to." - Ellen DeGeneres, leaving a message for Rep. Sally Kern of Oklahoma

"I just don't want to be thought of as a monster." - Ashley Dupre

Britney Spears Biography

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Born
Birthplace
Kentwood, Louisiana
Full Name
Britney Jean Spears

Britney Spears Quotes

I miss it here so much! I love it so much! It makes me it's kinda like bittersweet coming here because I used to live here for two years. And when I come here, it's like, man, I wish I had my apartment here still.

Britney Spears [on New York City]

MTV has long played an important role in my career. How can I not be there to kick off their 25th VMAs?

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