Proud celebrity parents Britney Spears and Kevin Federline are apparently going to be calling their newborn son... wait for it...
Sutton Pierce Federline.
Are you f%$*king kidding me?
The singer gave birth to her second son at the Cedars-Sinai Medical Center in Los Angeles, just before 2 am on Tuesday.
According to our sources, Britney wants to give the healthy 6 lb., 11 oz. bundle of joy this ludicrous name so he can have the same initials as his older brother, Sean Preston Federline. Great reasoning, guys. I'm sure they really care, and that Sutton won't be ridiculed at all at school growing up.
Speaking of Sean P., he turns one today! Woo!
Q: Who has two kids less than a year apart?
A: People from Louisiana.
It is believed Britney wanted to have her C-section today, September 14, so that her children would share the same birthday. But Kevin, for reasons yet unknown to us at T.H. Gossip, insisted she bring it forward.
Meanwhile, it has been claimed that Britney gave birth in the same room as her hero and one-time make-out partner -- Madonna. A source from inside the hospital says the C-section took place in the same VIP suite in which Madonna gave birth to her son Rocco.
The hospital insider also revealed that actresses Jennifer Garner and Kim Basinger delivered their babies in the same suite.
We'll have pics of Sutton Pierce Federline as soon as they are available. Are sleuths are already on the case, hiding in Britney's garbage cans in Malibu. Who's the cutest celebrity baby of the land? VOTE!