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We welcome you, celebrity news fans around the world, to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest. This week's winner: smart ass. Congratulations!

The winning reply appears below the picture. Scroll down the page to read the complete list of (hilarious) captions we received. Good luck again this week!

Totally Capable

Boys!! Boys!! Ya'll stop that cryin'. Mommas fine. She's just havin' a cuckoo for cocoa puffs moment. Look at all theses nice men that have come to take me to the market to get us some moo-cow and cereal". I think I'm gonna cry. No, I think I'm gonna laugh. No, I think I'm gonna sing a song for ya'll. How about "Crazy Train" by Ozzy Osbourne. Wait, this ain't no train it's an ambulance. Where ya'll takin' me... wait! I'm Britney bitch!

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by Free Britney at

Welcome to The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, a Friday tradition. Let's take a look at who won this week's Caption Contest, featuring a reckless Britney Spears behind the wheel and terrified sons Jayden James and Sean Preston in the back!

All the captions we received were terrific, but ultimately, we chose Lindie Lou as the winner. Congratulations! Scroll down the page to see the full list of captions we received, and check out the winning reply underneath the photo!

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Thanks for playing The Hollywood Gossip Caption Contest, and we hope you'll play again this week! Happy weekend - and celebrity gossiping - from all of us!

Jayden: She just ran over a foot on this side.
Sean: Turned into a parked car on this side!

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