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All the non-stop coverage of Britney Spears' recent traffic troubles and parenting mishaps is driving some people crazy. Among them? Candy Spelling.

T.H. GOSSIP NOTE: Candy Spelling sucks. As mothers and people go, she may even have Britney Spears' own mother, Lynne Spears, beat by a long shot.

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Candy Spelling: Standing up for Britney Spears. 

In a column on The Huffington Post Sunday, Candy Spelling cited a November 16 Los Angeles Times article about Britney Spears driving over the feet of a sheriff's deputy and two photographers. She's not pleased. She writes:

"Enough. It's time to leave this girl alone ... She didn't run over the feet of the two paparazzi or one sheriff's deputy on purpose. I've seen 'breaking news' of her driving on many networks, and I don't think her aim is that good... Feet must not count. We've already learned they are just misdemeanors. Fortunately, the foot faults do not seem to have resulted in any injuries to the three victims."

Candy Spelling's ridiculous rant continues ...

"That can't be the case for Spears, or her children [Sean Preston and Jayden James] whose terrified faces we see each time the paparazzi invade her car to get photos. Three feet is enough. We all know that something terrible is destined to happen to Spears, her kids, one of the photographers or innocent bystanders if she isn't given a few feet of space and privacy. How about a time out?"

She might have a little bit of a point.

Britney Spears clearly asks for it by parading around with no pants and going to public places at all hours, but maybe celebrity photo agencies should back off a little, too. As long as they don't give us Candy Spelling nude pics instead.

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That pathetic loser Candy Spelling is at it again.

The senile old bag has been in the news lately for shafting daughter Tori Spelling and for writing letters to new daddy Larry Birkhead and the jail-bound Paris Hilton. Now she's desperate for attention again and picking yet another fight via TMZ.com.

Of course, she's lambasting Britney Spears.

As if getting the revelation that she got railed wheelbarrow style by J.R. Rotem weren't humiliating enough for one 24-hour period, Britney now finds herself the subject of a worthless, way-too-much-time-on-her-hands Candy Spelling tirade.

One in which, ironically, the shriveled snob rips the pop star's crotch shots and nipple slip tendencies, then goes on to - really - criticize Britney Spears' "sorry grabs for attention." 

** ring ** Hello? Kettle? Hi! What's up. This is the pot calling. You're black!

She also references Britney's wigs, which makes us wonder if Candy has read much celebrity gossip of late. Her wigs were sooo two months ago. Trashy bleach blonde hair extensions are her signature look these days. Stay on your medication, lady.

Anyway, here's Candy Spelling's letter to Britney Spears, via TMZ ...

Dear Britney Spears:

You made me do it. I didn't plan to write another letter. I took two weeks off from TMZ because I didn't feel strongly about what anyone was doing - or couldn't decide which side to believe.

You've driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time?

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