David Lucado is an idiot of epic proportions.
First of all, who messes around with some random chick after a fight with their girlfriend after 24 hours, then tries to play the "we were on a break" card?
That would be moronic even if said girlfriend weren't Britney Spears, a smoking hot pop superstar worth nine figures, and you weren't a total non-entity.
But she is, and he is.
Somehow, using his regular guy, non-celebrity, nice-guy appeal, David Lucado ended up with Britney Spears, sweeping her off her feet for 18 months.
He could've been set for life, but he couldn't contain himself after they had one little fight, grinding on Cali Lee and getting caught in the act no less.
From her late '90s heyday to the present, Britney Spears has had some ups and downs, but currently looks amazing, is in unreal shape and making millions.
Click through the gallery above for 53 examples of why David blew it, and why there's hope for you. She's having trouble finding a normal straight guy.
Seriously. Get on it.